At 3/9/05 03:11 AM, HeinousDude wrote:

At 3/9/05 02:27 AM, bluemidgetguy wrote: Who gives a shit ! Chinese, Japenese, the only difference is the name! they all look alike. Admit it you stubborn pieces of shit!

But there are subtle differences so it takes hanging out with us to learn.

Someone was supposed to post this link http://www.alllooksame.com/ and make everyone take the quiz

At 2/10/05 11:48 PM, Vlux wrote:
Aren't Americans white?

Nope, mostly teal and fushia.

Since when does nationality determine a person's skin color?

At 2/9/05 01:41 AM, Dark_Volcano_Sam wrote:

At 2/9/05 01:35 AM, ThePerfectChristian wrote: dominos tastes like old vagina

I wonder if California Pizza Kitchen has tasty pizzas.

Some of them are okay; they don't taste like regular pizza chain pizza though.

I like Bj's Pizza .

At 1/31/05 02:30 AM, Iscrulz wrote:
Screw that if the guy had that much money in cash He has to be rich. Poor or middle class people dont carry that around

Totally wrong
"Rich people" typically carry around very little cash because they have plastic cards to pay for everything. Anyone who has worked retail in California, or has shopped in poorer neighborhoods, knows that poor people typically carry around the most cash in their wallets. Many poor people are paid solely in cash because they're unregistered.

At 1/31/05 03:29 AM, Shadow_XII wrote: Hey...on April the 2nd, I might be inheriting $10,000 from my grandparents as I turn 17! Why 17 and not 18 I dont know but I aint complaining! Hooboy.

Your grandparents should have been more specific on what you're allowed to spend the money on. If I were them I would have restricted it to school only.

Why do people always compare Star Wars and Star Trek other than the fact that they both have the word “star” in their titles? They’re two different genres.

Star Wars (fantasy) is about knights, princesses, and evil lords.
Star Trek (science fiction) is about exploring galaxies and discovering new worlds in the future.

Although I usually prefer Fantasy over Science Fiction, I’d rather watch episodes from any Star Trek series (except Voyager) rather than Star Wars movies.

At 1/13/05 10:05 PM, BUTANE wrote:

witch crew of star trek wouold you live with

DS9

and witch movie of star wars would you pick?

episode IV

In this picture she looks like Topanga from "Boy Meets World."

At 12/29/04 03:29 AM, Wes_is_king wrote: He is the ugliest guy I have ever seen

I guess you've never been to uglypeople.com.

He doesn't look that bad; he kind of looks like Josh Bend with a wig on.

At 12/29/04 02:47 AM, Ozcar wrote: At least that's what my ID says...

How many parts does your full name have?

Please come up with a more original way to fish for compliments.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=211869&page=2

At 12/29/04 01:19 AM, Jonus010 wrote: i was just watching the local news and theres a tornado warning on for LA county

This tornado warning was for Avalon, that's nowhere near mainland LA county. Avalon is on Catalina, an island about 30 miles off the coast of California.

http://www.kesq.com/Global/story.asp?S=2742569

At 12/28/04 02:02 AM, Christelle wrote: Doesnt seem like an attention whore to me :/

Did you read the topic title? "am I too pale?" means: "Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"

It's also wrote in negative question format, which is what girls use in locker rooms with their friends when they're fishing for compliments.

"Ugh, is my butt too big?"
"Is my hair too straight?"
"Are my lips too thin?"
"Does this outfit look weird?"

I used to not like myspace because it's a ripoff of friendster. But friendster has too many errors and takes forever to load, so I prefer myspace now.

At 12/25/04 12:02 AM, Mystical_Itachi wrote: [b] Tell us what was the last item you bought and how much was it...

I bought two items at the same time a few hours ago.
Item #1: minature rosebush $1.98
Item #2: queen anne cherry cordials $1.50

At 12/24/04 01:20 AM, -Dmitry- wrote: Well someone has been reading http://fark.com ;)

Actually, it's Downtown La.

I work in Downtown LA; it's not that bad.

I live in LA. The average income is 100,000 $ per year.

Not even close.
http://www.losangelesalmanac.com/LA/la09.htm

It's one of the safest towns in USA

har har

At 12/21/04 11:57 PM, PopeOnARope wrote: Something electronic. And under $100.

digital camera
walkie talkies
mp3 player

At 12/21/04 12:49 AM, Lukass wrote:

But since when did a public school have archery as a sport?

All the public schools out here have an archery unit for general PE classes.

At 12/20/04 07:16 PM, stafffighter wrote: My brother, an adult, is having one of these. http://www.sharpedged.com/ren.html

It doesn't look as cheesy as I thought it would be; it could be worse.
I'd prefer a "walk down to city hall, sign the papers, and leave" wedding though.

Are the people that were invited to the first two weddings still bringing presents, or are they going to ask him to recycle their old ones?

I thought this topic would be about people complaining about traffic on the real Mulholland Drive.

At 12/20/04 06:52 PM, Squatting_Dog wrote:

Um... Allah is the Muslim God, you silly anal pirate.

No, Allah is just the Arabic word for God. It's the same god that Jews and Christians worship.

At 12/19/04 02:07 AM, ArtistJ wrote: this one girl came up to me, the first thing i asked was how old are you. she said 18, i said "id?" she said "ok, im 16" and i said "then go away" i hate having to even ask that question; but im no child molestor.

What a meanie. You know, it's not illegal to associate with minors. She probably just wanted to talk to you, not mate with you.

At 12/17/04 06:17 PM, Swive wrote:
I'm tall because I play basketball, dude.

Playing basketball can make a person become taller now?

At 12/17/04 06:11 PM, knuckle9 wrote:

topic: how tall are you?

4'8"

and how tall are youre parents(just to see)

4'11" and 5'3" probably less now; they're old and shrinking

At 12/18/04 05:34 PM, Toxygen wrote: so what do i do? i need help!

Do what every other kid raised in America with Muslim parents does. Lie and tell them you're going to a school function and then go out with your girlfriend instead.

At 12/18/04 06:24 PM, Slaker4012 wrote: I’m not totally sure but I think he means girls dating girls and guys dating guys...But I'm probably wrong.

Yeah, you are.

He means no dating in general. Marriages are typically arranged by parents, family members, or professional matchmakers. Usually there’s no meeting new people and dating beforehand.

At 12/18/04 06:19 PM, Anagramz wrote: Damn any way to get the microscopic bitches back?

why would a 13 year old know that their sperm count was reduced or care?

At 12/18/04 05:49 PM, Burdy wrote:
But i just dont got the gut to ask her to be my girle friend... help please :(

The answer is simple. Just copy the text from the picture below onto a piece of paper. Draw hearts around it with arrows for extra points. Then wad it up, throw it at her, and run away.

At 12/18/04 05:43 PM, Murder_for_Hire wrote: should of posted a better pic .. like so

Her face looked better in the first picture.

At 12/13/04 11:58 PM, MALforPresident wrote: seriously, i think i could possibly contend for the spot....

I could totally kick your ass at being the ultimate ruler of procrastination. I've been putting off large projects until the night before they were due since I was in elementary school. I remember putting together cheesy Science Fair projects that everyone else's parents did for them and still getting the best grade in the class.
I procrastinated my way through college as an undergrad, and I still procrastinate excessively in grad school. The last two weekends in a row I stayed up all night to do two separate 50+ page assignments that I had all semester to work on.
Now that I'm a teacher, I procrastinate so much that I fill out my lesson plan book after I teach class instead of planning what I'm going to do ahead of time. I just wing it through the day and nobody seems to notice or care.

At 12/5/04 02:47 AM, Man_of_la_Mancha wrote: The only way you could see a face on the back side of a current penny would be with an electron microscope.

He probably meant a head on both sides instead of a face.

At 11/28/04 05:06 AM, _altr_ wrote: We were all coo till you started huffing spray paint yo. Wtf ,,,

HAQnSPITT: now I have to think of something hip to reply with
thisisasignin: just paste this convo
thisisasignin: EASY
HAQnSPITT: ok