Don't pretend that you came up with this. Everyone already knows about this; it's been circulating on the internet for years.

At 9/8/06 08:02 PM, Slython wrote:
Robin 'mutha fuckin' Williams, double check.

Discuss.

The movie was great except for Robin Williams. It would have been one of my Disney favorites if he didn't ruin it.

At 9/8/06 07:52 PM, DimensioN- wrote: what a late bloomer.

maybe if he's from hicksville. The hippest people I know put it off until college or later.

At 9/6/06 09:15 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Is it hard or easy?

I've taught Algebra to a class full of 5 and 6 year olds. They caught on quickly. It will be easy or hard depending on the teacher.

Your teacher seems pretty hip, but from what you described in terms of your class curriculum, it sounds like you're only in sixth grade. Are you sure you're only enough to have an account here?

At 9/6/06 06:29 PM, Jossos wrote:
Happy birthday me.

Today is also my birthday and HeinousDude's. It's super birthday-athon day.

At 8/17/06 01:54 PM, The_Buck4 wrote:
The girl I dont care how old. For her, if you are interested I need. Soft crying sounds as well as pleading lines, like "Don't do it" "Please Don't" Lines like that.

Haha, it seems like every person that comes on here looking for a female voice actress wants them for crying, screaming, or moaning. You might at well do the voice yourself.

My hair is at least 2 feet long and tons of it falls daily. I used to have a hair covered carpet, but after my brand new vaccuum cleaner broke down twice because of excessive hair getting trapped in it, I pick up hair off the ground manually several days a week.

At 8/15/06 03:33 PM, protectionist wrote:
well anyway what is your level and how long took it you to get 'ere.

No stat threads.

At 8/14/06 08:21 PM, Jerizok wrote: Man finally people need to get off that mother fuckers balls. I fuckin hate Carlos Menica for the following reasons.

1) He's not fuckin Mexican: Carlos Mencia isn't even his real name yet he keeps misleading people that he is fuckin poser. His parents were Handurin and German yet he keeps referencing himself as a beaner. Too many times on his fuckin show he says the word "beaner" and people say that's okay cuz he's mexican but he's fuckin not. Being the biggest poser in the fucking world makes him the worst fuckin "comedian" of all time. That punk ass bitch isn't funny

Carlos Mencia was born in Honduras and then later raised in East L.A. His father was Honduran and his mother was Mexican. The derogatory term "beaner" does not exclusively refer to only Mexicans. It is also used to refer to people from Central America.

At 8/11/06 02:43 AM, modernizenerd wrote: Responses by fans?

Does anybody remember watching Bill Cosby and Morgan Freeman together on The Electric Company? I used to love that show. "Easy Reader, that is my name umm, mmm, mmm, Easy Reader"

At 8/10/06 01:59 PM, big_hunk wrote:

At 8/10/06 01:56 PM, DrunkAlien wrote: It's "Back To The Future".

damn you are good 5 points for you...
next song
is worth 2 points ...

link

Bionic Commando

At 8/8/06 02:34 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

Now, as the time past by, woman started loosing clothes. But something never changed, the bras. Breats were a taboo in those times, and thanks to that, we still enjoy seeing a womans breats.

Bras weren't invented because breasts are taboo; they were created to serve as a means of external support. Women with large breasts have enough trouble running and jumping with a bra on. Imagine how much their bodies would hurt if they didn't wear one.
Also, the bras like you see today didn't exist until the early 1900s and took a while before they gained popularity. My grandmother grew up in the 30s and many women back then still didn't wear bras.

At 8/1/06 05:39 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: Happy 6000.

Yeah, I wonder if he had this topic planned for a while but was saving it for this specific post number.

Last night's episode was one of the better ones. This line from the opening was pretty funny.

Student: Hey Orel, what did you put for #3 on the science test

Orel: Jesus

Student: Awww! Of Course

Watch it now

At 7/26/06 06:31 PM, jman29 wrote: Name some skate tricks.

The Camel Spin

At 7/24/06 05:22 AM, Slightly_Squirrely wrote: dumbasses a 5 is a 25%. i do not even live in japan and i know that

what makes you assume he's from Japan? There are numerous countries that use a numerical system for grades. Check out all of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grade_(educat
ion)

Different countries have different grading systems. First post the scale and then maybe more people will participate. I'm assuming a 5 on your system is equivalent to an F on the traditional American grading scale.

I still have one in its original box. I bought it from the store formerly known as Pic-N-Save several years ago, but it was only a couple of months after it was released in the US. It was an immediate failure so it quickly went to the closeout stores.
I remember cutting labels off of boxes and cans and taping them onto index cards so I could scan them through the battler. I even tried making my own barcodes (this is before barcode generators existed on the internet). The gameplay however was awful; it wasn't worth the discount price I paid for it. It quickly ended up in my closet with all the other toys I never played with.

I hope they hired a babysitter. They shouldn't leave kids home alone for very long.

Hmm, hard to pick; these are pretty good though:

Every Little Thing She Does is Magic - The Police
Superfreak - Rick James
Under Pressure - David Bowie & Queen
9 to 5 - Dolly Parton

At 7/15/06 12:45 AM, HyperactiveYouth wrote: We have a small chain out here in the SouthWest of stores called Buffalo Exchange, they sell used and new clothing. The cool thing about them is they sort of serve more towards the alternative side.

I hate Buffalo Exchange. My grandma likes to shop there when she feels like blowing money. Their clothing is used so you expect it to be inexpensive, but it's way more expensive than close-out stores like Ross, so you're better off buying new clothes if you feel like paying their prices. It's like a thrift store for rich trendy people.

The only good thing about Buffalo Exchange is that they'll buy clothes from you. If you're good at spotting high-priced, brand names in regular thriftstores, and know the approximate value of the treasures you find, you can make quite a bit of money reselling.

At 7/14/06 10:24 PM, misfitsfiendx0 wrote: PUNK ROCKERS DONT SHOP AT HOTTOPIC they shop at Interpunk.com

hahahahaha

Back when I was in junior high, the "punk kids" would buy clothes from k-mart, thrift stores, or any other inexpensive place and then modify their clothing to make it pretty. I wasn't into any particular school yard subgroup, but I'm pretty sure that back in the day buying your clothes from a store called Interpunk.com would have been considered a "poser" activity.

I prefer his classics, like Reading Rainbow and especially the Sloth series.

At 7/11/06 04:38 PM, Light_bulb wrote: Have you ever been discriminated because of having long hair?

Yeah, one time when I was 8 years old I was swimming at the community pool with my grandma and the life guard was like “hey, you better put that long hair in a bathing cap; it might get trapped in the vents.”
Damn discriminating life guards.

At 7/9/06 12:45 AM, Kancho wrote: its the first game system to incorparate 64-bit(simi 3d) graphics

I guess you're too young to remember the Atari Jaguar.

You're already big and you want to fight someone to feel even bigger? Sounds pretty lame to me. You must have fairly large self-esteem issues.

My current employer, soon after I was hired, encouraged my coworkers and I to hit children. Her advice however was: Don't leave marks!

At 7/7/06 01:59 AM, -KennethTheSociopath wrote:
Contact me at (705) 671 - 7171 to claim.

Topper's Pizza?

At 7/6/06 04:08 PM, -Buddhist- wrote:

BTW, the policy of D&B has been like that for a while. I don't know why, but I'm guessing it's because there's a GIANT BAR RIGHT IN THE GODDAMNED MIDDLE OF THE ARCADE

I think it's also largely a matter of D&B's not wanting to be responsible for babysitting rowdy, immature people. The tendency to act like an ass in public typically reduces with age. They're just trying to make sure that someone other than the D&B staff is responsible for monitoring the behavior of whatever tweens and teens enter. Even Chuck-E-Cheese checks for I.D. and has a similar rule (guests must be 18 years or older or be accompanied by a responsible guardian 25 years or older), although it probably isn't as enforced as well as D&B's.