At 6/9/07 10:46 PM, physicsman09 wrote:
What got me mad was some stupid fat liberal chick who said, "We Americans are so picky about what we eat, In africa, if they had an egg, they would eat the whole egg, even the eggshell". *All while stuffing her face full of the coffee cake*

Fucking hypocritical hippies.

She wasn't being hypocritical if she was "stuffing her face full of the coffee cake." She was telling the other girl to be grateful for the food she has, and then she was showing how grateful she was by eating all of it.

I've never been able to grow my toenails very long. Even with just a few milimeters of extra length they begin to snag blankets and clothing. Also, because they're so flat, as opposed to my curvy fingernails, they get flipped over backwards often at work, so I have bloody and bruised toes if they're not constantly short.

At 5/20/07 11:06 PM, The-answer-AI wrote:
I'm thinking of putting vaseline. Its the only thing available right now.

WTF DO I DO NG?

Use Neosporin and keep it clean. Don't let the cuts get infected.

At 5/19/07 01:14 AM, Tal-con wrote:

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Loser 81%

Nerdy Girl 75%

Yours was almost the same as mine.

Nerdy Girl 81%
Loser 81%
Goth 44%
Hippy 38%
Athletic Tomboy 31%
Popular Bitch 25%
Slut 13%
Preppy Girl 0%

You've never spoke to her and you are already trying to get her to be your girlfriend? Bad tactic. You're supposed to trick her into being your friend first. Go hang around her friends and invite them to your party too; she's not going to want to be around a bunch of people she doesn't know.

I've never had anything pierced. Altering your body for cosmetic purposes has always seemed pretty gross to me.

I have never been banned.

At 4/27/07 10:40 PM, unowned wrote: anyone know words that people dont know?

like tetrahedron and galaxy

Is this thread supposed to be a joke? Those are both words that kindergarteners are supposed to have in their vocabulary before entering first grade.

Why don't you work on creating a superAmerican language by combining the languages of every Native American tribe.

I know a lot of young kids around your age who sell stuff on ebay and amazon as their own business. It's really simple. Just find things that you or your family don't want anymore and put up a listing. If you live close to a post office, it's even easier.

What's wrong with the Barney song?

At 4/9/07 12:34 PM, The-Doctor wrote: but they also have those god awful generic re-run shows like cops

I don't have cable and I don't really watch tv either, but when I'm at other people's houses the only thing we watch on G4 is cops.

I always wanted a gerbil but had never seen one in a pet store. I just found out why. After seeing this thread I googled gerbils and found out that they're illegal to own in California.

I used to hate stew when I was little, but that was because I only had my mom's stew. I only like stew made by other people's moms. I've also noticed that my friends who hate their own mom's stew seem to like my mom's stew.

At 2/9/07 07:43 PM, BonusStage wrote: Fresh from the Mexican store

Store? Blech.
I only buy tamales from unlicensed street vendors. There's one that stands in front of my work everyday. She sales tamales AND champurrado.

At 12/14/06 08:48 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:
However, I am in a quandary; still being in high school, I am not sure if I should keep putting forth my previous effort. I've heard that if you slack off, the college can revoke it's acceptance, but I think that's probably bullshit,

Most colleges will revoke their acceptance if you don't meet their requirements by the end of the school year. I know several kids who had to go to community college because they got a poor grade in their last semester of high school English. They had their scholarships and acceptance both revoked.

At 12/11/06 07:50 PM, IntelligentFellow wrote:
how bad is that.

Sounds normal at 16. Repost this in 5 years and then it might be kinda bad.

At 12/10/06 12:58 AM, BigFlu wrote:
NEWGROUNDS POPULACE! PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION IN EDWARDIAN SCRIPT or TIMES NEW ROMAN!

Why only those two fonts? Make your signature in Wingdings.

I've taught Kindergarten before; you have to be scary for the first couple of months or else you'll have a lazy, unproductive class. Elementary school teachers are typically meaner than high school teachers because younger children will take the abuse. Big kids whine, talk back, and are too heavy to lift and plop down in a corner if they're hurting other people. You have to rationalize things with big kids.

Just ask the teacher to tell them for you. Then you don't have to go through the trouble of bringing it up yourself.

why don't you try making this thing. Then you get to do two science projects for the price of one!

styrofoam cutter

At 10/13/06 01:59 AM, American-Zombie wrote:

I would like you to meet my parents. Both of them were teachers for 30 years each. Teacher make shit. my parents when they retired were making 22k a year Clear each. so befor you say teachers are there for the money I am gong to laugh and say what money?

You probably live in a state that doesn't pay very well. I get paid over 50k a year with summers off.

At 9/27/06 11:02 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

Anyhow, do you guys think the same?

Anorexic people look gross, but so do people with “love handles”. I’d rather not choose one over the other since they’re both unappealing.

At 9/27/06 11:54 AM, XxMittensxX wrote: Is everyone that 'loves' KFC aware that the company is no longer called Kentucky Fried Chicken?
It's now actually called KFC. It's illegal for them to call it chicken because the drumsticks you are eating isn't even chicken at all. It's chemically engineered chicken.
That's food for thought.

They switched the name to KFC to disassociate themselves with the word "fried" since people perceive it as unhealthy. They have been in the process of phasing out "Kentucky Fried Chicken" and eventually after a few more years plan to start a more aggressive campaign to reprogram people to believe that KFC stands for "Kitchen Fresh Chicken".

At 9/26/06 05:46 PM, AntiEverythingGoon wrote:

:but shopping always with my mom because she has a great fashion sence.

Or is it really because she pays for most of your clothes?

Unless you want to sit in the very front, you should never pay more than the minimum for Hollywood Bowl tickets. Everybody "upgrades" their tickets for free after the first song. I went to Video Games Live too and bought tickets for $3 a piece. The group of people that I was with decided to stay in the back instead of "upgrading" and we got practically the entire section to ourselves. We could run, jump, and lie down on the benches without bothering anyone else.

At 9/20/06 12:56 PM, CrimsonEdge wrote:

Then enlighten me as to why.

Because I've gotten great results from banning junkfood in just my own classroom. I used to be stabbed, bitten, attacked, and had furniture thrown at me on a regular basis by students. Kids would go into extreme rages and then eventually slow down a few hours later and have no reason to explain why they did what they did. After taking away the junk food supplies from their backpacks in the mornings, I saw a dramatic improvement in their behavior, especially in impulse control. After months of no junk food at school, they had turned into model students exceeding far beyond state norms academically.

At 9/20/06 12:48 PM, CrimsonEdge wrote: for controlling the intake of your fellow students (assuming you are infact a student).

incorrect assumption

At 9/20/06 11:45 AM, sonicmega wrote: As a result, my "breakfast" consists of a Sunny D and a cold Poptart from the school a la carte line.

Wow, your school still lets you buy sugar water and frosted flour for breakfast. Is it a private school? I just successfully banned all junkfood from my school and got all the other teachers to agree to it. When I see Sunny D floating around, I take it away and toss it in the trash.

At 9/18/06 03:20 PM, tr0mb0ne wrote:
Oh yeah, be a little bitch and ask for the music to be turned off, there's a one-way ticket to get-my-ass-kicked-ville. Besides, my math class is in a portable classroom, and I'm not sure what kid of fucked up school you come from, but in mine teachers usually don't like their students waltzing in and out of their class as they please/

If you don't want to tell the teacher in front of the entire class just leave her an anonymous note. She probably has no idea that some students can't concentrate with distracting music playing. Write something along the lines of:

Dear Ms. $%^&
Rather than stating my concerns publicly and risk being stoned by my peers, I've decided to write you this letter. Although I appreciate your efforts to keep the students entertained during math blah blah blah, I, as well as some of my classmates, find it difficult to concentrate while music is playing. I know you have several students to consider when creating the atmosphere of your classroom, but this is what would work best for me: During the instructional portion of class, keep the music turned off. During the independent practice portion of class, turn the music on, but allow students who need silence to sit outside the door. Thank you for considering my individual needs blah blah blah sign your name