11,535 Forum Posts by "Gunter45"
At 12/6/05 08:08 PM, Bancer wrote: Other than because SOAD tells them he is bad, what possible reason woudl they have for wanting him dead? I mean I dont want him dead even, and Im sure that he has less of an idea of what his policies and what Bush does then me.
Because it's the "cool" thing to do. That's really all there is to it.
At 12/6/05 07:27 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: You just got banned by another one. LOL
Funk, you slay me.
At 12/6/05 08:10 PM, Bancer wrote: What if I told you to give it back, not that I would, just hypothetically?
If you wouldn't ask, then what does it matter? I'm not a big fan of hypothetical situations.
At 12/6/05 08:06 PM, Sith-Pineapple wrote: Work for it? No I don't know what you mean. I'm serious. I want it back.
I don't think I want to do that. You gave it up, after all. Maybe you should learn to keep that temper in check and not get so pissed over stupid shit on the internet. Either way, the only people who could get you your account back are the admins, and I seriously doubt they care.
Tough luck, kid, and by the way, Merry Christmas.
At 12/6/05 08:02 PM, Bancer wrote: I think he wants his account back.
He's going to have to work for it.
If you know what I mean.
At 12/6/05 07:46 PM, Sith-Pineapple wrote: Eat shit and die.
Oh come now. That's no way to talk, I'm being perfectly civil here.
So, tell me, you still interested in getting some hot action, big boy?
At 12/6/05 06:47 PM, -Michael- wrote:At 12/6/05 12:27 AM, Gunter45 wrote: The Republican committee in my town banned me from attending because they said if I bring my iBook I will be known as a gay marriage supporter.Buy a PC.
That's okay, I had no intentions of attending anyway.
By by the way, check out the Player's Hater Ball. Sith Pineapple is back. This is too good, I'm going to have to go somewhere with this. Fli, you interested?
At 12/6/05 06:34 PM, jlwelch wrote: Perhaps one could enforce it through the use of microchips. Plant them under the skin of a newborn and it can act as a universal ID, passport, etc... Among other things, this chip could also send a shock when it detects high levels of sexual pheromones. This, of course, would be shut off after the person is married, but if you wanted to enforce the illegal masterbation act that would be the only way.
Brilliant. And then we could also use this to show where people are going. We'd set up an agency to monitor all of the chips and we could stop tresspass, burglaries, and terrorism with ease!
At 12/6/05 06:24 PM, -Dawkins- wrote: Well, I probably already have close to 100, so ok.
That makes it far less epic. No thanks.
No, which means that I need one. Who's up for being my arch-nemesis?
At 12/6/05 05:59 PM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote: If either party has consumed ANY alcohol at all, consent is impossible and rape has taken place. That's how it works.
I think it's if you can prove you were drunk, not if you consumed any alcohol at all. If somebody has half a beer, I don't think they could make the claim that they weren't able to give consent.
At 12/6/05 05:59 PM, MaFooFa wrote: Why the fuck did Lumbergh take Milton's stapler away??? WHY THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT????
Oh, there it is.
You can do it, technically, but the process costs more than the money you would make off of the gold.
At 12/6/05 05:39 PM, tigerkitty wrote: You kids today are smart... a little too smart...
I'd say it's time to start plotting a new conspiracy.
At 12/6/05 05:37 PM, Ghost_of_Xmas_Banned wrote: Wikipedia will either have to fix the problem or will lose whatever credibility it still has, he said.
Credibility? I think he has the wrong online encyclopedia.
At 12/6/05 05:30 PM, XXX-mas wrote: short sleeves and atie and suspenders.......so last year
1999, actually.
...all on this side of the table, trust me.
At 12/6/05 05:14 PM, EnglishPanda wrote: Nice work, but i think you should be a little less obsessive with your pet fish!
I think it's an allegory.
Very nice work, by the way, it has an excellent flow to it.
At 12/6/05 04:51 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote: Gas prices and stuff. Take his initials for example, G45. Well in secret code it means "GAS".
Oh yeah, blame him you hippies.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that dog.
No always means no. It doesn't matter what gender they are. I can't believe people are even saying, "He probably enjoyed it." That is completely asinine. By no means is sex always pleasureable; the simple fact that it was going on without the man's consent is enough to make it a bad psychological experience.
This entire thread is giving me the biggest boner ever.
I could stand for a rating, go ahead.
At 12/6/05 01:30 AM, Nel_Zelpher wrote: I guess I'm lucky, I have never been in an accident. Did you sue?
My insurance company handled it.
At 12/6/05 01:37 AM, x-Optimus_Prime-x wrote: Here is a picture of the scar, it is about 3-4 inches long....
Pic is a little overexposed, but that is a pretty long scar you got there.
After reading that, I got the sudden urge to kill me some honkies.
At 12/6/05 01:21 AM, Nel_Zelpher wrote: Wow... what happened? that must have really hurt.
Not a bit. Not ever. I got t-boned and my face cleared out my driver's side window.
I don't think it would be appropriate to show a picture of the incision from my hernia surgery a few years ago. That definately takes the cake, but I'm going to say the runner-up would be this:
If you don't like commercials, don't watch TV. Once you stop watching TV, you realize how dumb it was anyway, at least that's the way I feel about it.
At 12/6/05 12:56 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Really? Is that the city as a whole or just around colleges?
The whole county, in fact. It's a pretty liberal place.
At 12/6/05 12:55 AM, gumHaNukiah wrote: I get that feeling as well, but I won't asume anything.
Yeah, I'm trying not to. I just can't help thinking something bad's going down in the back of my mind, though.

