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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/08/08 08:02 PM

Forum: General

Day 11 (skipped a few because nothing happened those days) -
As i was walking to school, Isaac almost knocks me on the street riding his bicycle. i get a good glance at his bike, and it is one of the biggest shit biscuits I have ever seen. Super skinny tires, missing spokes, a handle grip is missing, Half of a plastic pedal on one side, and the list goes on. It's like one of those bicycles you see at those garage sales that are worth like 5 (canadian) dollars; you wonder how the thing even supports a standard human without collapsing.

After he brushed pass me I decided it was time to get back at him. I've had enough of his bullshit so i decided I would get back at him. When I got to the bike rack, i saw his bike locked up with a 4 digit bike lock. Using this technique, I unlocked his bicycle. I was able to lift the bicycle with one hand. Then, using two hands, I threw the bicycle on the top of Aden Bowman (it's mostly a one story school, so it's not fairly hard to chuck things up there), but I left the lock on the bike rack locked to confuse him.

He didn't contact me at all today, bu I'm pretty sure he knows it was me.


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Topic: Make up your own SAW trap!

Posted: 10/04/08 12:32 PM

Forum: General

Some chicks boobs are in the middle of giant clamps that are lined with spikes.

But in the end she escaped but her top gets caught on the spikes and she ends up wet somehow and the end.


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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/04/08 12:28 PM

Forum: General

At 10/4/08 12:49 AM, Wolferz wrote: Experiment. Drive him to the fullest extent, see how far he goes.

I wanna have kids when I grow up, thanks.


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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/04/08 12:26 PM

Forum: General

At 10/3/08 06:40 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: I am a little confused, you have day1 to day 8. What school has 8 day weeks for schooling?

Not counting weekends.
And I thought you guys could figure things out for yourselves.


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Topic: If you had to kill your level icon

Posted: 10/04/08 12:24 PM

Forum: General

I don't think I can kill a boxing glove...
... I just can't do it.


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Topic: "congratulations you have just..."

Posted: 10/04/08 12:23 PM

Forum: General

I always rickroll telemarketers. Everytime.
They hang up for you then.


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Topic: Organized TV...you know you have it

Posted: 10/03/08 10:38 PM

Forum: General

I never watch TV


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Topic: if your GF / crush read your posts

Posted: 10/03/08 06:31 PM

Forum: General

Is it even possible that your gf would go on Newgrounds?

yes I have a GF

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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/03/08 06:19 PM

Forum: General

At 10/3/08 05:14 AM, marchohare wrote: The opening post rings pretty true, but... I'm missing something somewhere. Do you have any friends, Guest?

I'll name them:
Kadin, Dylan, Brandon, Jonah, Illiajah, Tyson, Theorie, Alanna, Anyssa, Kim, Sydney, Erica, Spencer, Andrew, Jill, Mark, Bromma (Kyle's his real name), Siemens (Kyle's his real name, too), Tyler, Eric, George, Mitchell, and that's about it for my close friends. I know my their friends, too, but we're not close


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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/03/08 06:08 PM

Forum: General

Day 8:
I took your advice and decided to tell him.
In the hall, I say:
"Look, I don't think we should hang out anymore. It started off pretty rocky. And now you're creeping me out by following me. Could you stop please?"

A brief pause happens. The only noise that can be heard is the talking and walking of high schoolers in groups or on cell phones.

His fist closes tightly, where his bones start to bulge. Not wanting to make a scene, I back away slowly, but I was a bit too slow. He uppercuts me in my balls. Really fucking hard. It made a little smacking noise.

I fall foreword with a groan of agony and topple on top of him. since I weigh a considerable amount more than him (he's a skinny kid) he hits the grounds hard. He pushes me off of him and gets up. By now a big circle has formed around us. It was almost completely silent in the hall, except for kids whispering and giggling.

I roll toward Isaac, and see he's looking down on me, smirking. That smirk made me pissed off. But, instead I simply tell him:

"No wonder you can't make friends,"

It wasn't even that harsh. But the smirk quickly disappeared. You know that face when a baby's about to cry because you stepped on their toe or something? Well, that was Isaacs face at the time. He runs out of the circle quickly and disappears around the corner. the circle disbands quickly and I get up. Everyone resumed what they were doing (along with "What the hell just happened?") as if it didn't happen at all. I didn't see Isaac until now.

I noticed that my airport bar was considerably low and slow, so I checked all the connections to our airport. All the normal computers are on there except for one which said "ASUS2925". I noticed it was the one hogging the internet and I looked out the window to see Isaac sitting on my front lawn with an eePC.

i decided it would be best if I could shoo him from my bedroom instead of telling him to go away directly. I thought for a second and remembered the air soft revolver I got on my 8th birthday. I found the gun in my drawer with only 3 bb's. I decided that will have to do.

I took out my window's screen quietly and aimed the gun at Isaac's face. I pulled the trigger. The wind blew the bb off, but it still hit the back of his mini laptop shut. Looking surprised, he looked side to side, but not upwards, looking for what shut his laptop. He soon didn't care and opened it again. Again, I pulled the trigger. This time it hit his hand. Screaming in pain (I have no idea why, it's a fucking air soft) he left my lawn and didn't come back.

I would talk to the school but tomorrows Saturday, so how should I deal with this kid?


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Topic: Shit my friend died

Posted: 10/03/08 12:50 AM

Forum: General

At 10/3/08 12:46 AM, Steelers wrote: Cool. i hope he rots

Call me odd, but that wasn't funny.


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Topic: sex thread!

Posted: 10/03/08 12:45 AM

Forum: General

Really. I managed to score when I was *16!

* lie
But seriously I did have real sex with a girl about 3 months ago (protected) and you're almost 20?

Dude, something is wrong...


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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/03/08 12:24 AM

Forum: General

At 10/2/08 10:42 PM, Nick2292 wrote: This seems like an incident you should bring up with a school authority of some type or maybe even the police

But he didn't actually do anything to threaten my life or hurt me...
Actually, I should talk to the school about it.
I'll tell what happens.


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Topic: religion forum

Posted: 10/03/08 12:22 AM

Forum: General

That forum would be banned in a matter of seconds caused by flame wars.
Or because no one would ever go on it.

There should be a video forum instead of a video thread, though.

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Topic: Scientists discover fire

Posted: 10/03/08 12:21 AM

Forum: General

It's A lie, everyone.
Just lie how the earth is round.


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Topic: if newgrounds shut down forever...

Posted: 10/03/08 12:19 AM

Forum: General

Move on with my life it's not like I am morally connected with Newgrounds. I just go on when I'm bored.


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Topic: I Seriously Have The Best Teacher!

Posted: 10/02/08 10:17 PM

Forum: General

At 10/2/08 10:14 PM, the1stguy1 wrote: No my teacher is best, she has sex with me

Aww, I want a teacher like that! No fair!


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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/02/08 10:15 PM

Forum: General

At 10/2/08 08:48 PM, RawOysterAddict wrote:
At 10/2/08 06:24 PM, Guest8792 wrote:
Newgrounds, Today he scared the fuck out of me. I want him to stop, but I don't wanna tell him directly from fear of him loosing it. I'm pretty sure you guys won't help me but someone out there who is lurking will. I hope.
Hmmm, that's quite a story, very intriguing.

Maybe I sound a little crazy here but I was always under the impression that most females ... from spinning bullshit yarns about other people in order to promote themselves as either a hero or victim.

However, I'm sure you're not the type who would do something like that.

Yeah I'm a male for the records, and no, this is not a bullshit yarn. And no, I understand why you would think I'm a liar. But no, it's true.


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Topic: I currently have in my posession...

Posted: 10/02/08 07:16 PM

Forum: General

Make A diet coke bomb.


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Topic: biggest thing you've won?

Posted: 10/02/08 07:15 PM

Forum: General

I won an inflatable cow in Grade 3. My mom threw it out.


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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/02/08 06:48 PM

Forum: General

At 10/2/08 06:45 PM, Carhenge wrote: Is Isaac gay? Because you're apparently a male. It's not like he can stick his penis in your penis..

Don't turn your back on him, though.

I think it's a bit to late to go back to him, though. It might be a bit awkward. And I don't wanna be near him again.


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Topic: I need help with my hard drive...

Posted: 10/02/08 06:47 PM

Forum: General

Well, the only way I know of is to get an external hard drive and painfully move everything over to one partition and delete the others.

Sorry I'm a mac guy.


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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/02/08 06:44 PM

Forum: General

At 10/2/08 06:43 PM, killerkong8 wrote:
At 10/2/08 06:39 PM, Guest8792 wrote:
At 10/2/08 06:31 PM, killerkong8 wrote: I think I'm funny
No, it's true, really. Tell me how to prove it and I will.
Well um tell him to stop around a teacher maybe if he dotn stop then call in the RESTRAINING ORDER!!! *holy music*

I never said i was funny :O

But you attempted to be.
Actually, if the talking doesn't work, then I might try a restraining order.


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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/02/08 06:39 PM

Forum: General

At 10/2/08 06:31 PM, killerkong8 wrote: I think I'm funny

No, it's true, really. Tell me how to prove it and I will.


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Topic: never use this! SCAM

Posted: 10/02/08 06:26 PM

Forum: General

There's a reason why torrents exist.
To get you guaranteed free (but not guaranteed quality) movies at no risk (except viruses).


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Topic: Someones stalking me...

Posted: 10/02/08 06:24 PM

Forum: General

... and I don't know what to do. I'll try to make this as short as I can.
It started out in computers class, where we had assigned partners to create a small 2 minute presentation about our political views on our Governments.

I was assigned with the kid named Isaac. He was really talkative, and he never shut up. The things he talked about were really fucked up and mostly lies (ex. He told me that his Mom gave birth to him in the middle of a bank robbery). I didn't want to tell him to shut up because he was fairly new to the school and he didn't have any friends at all. A few minutes later he was annoying the hell out of me.

Day 2: After Computers he asks if he could hang out with me at lunch, I pretended I didn't hear so I kept walking. He followed me all the way to my house and asked me again. With big regrets, I invited him in.

The minute he walked into my house he got his dirty fingerprints all over my white wall. Then, while I was in the bathroom, he invited himself to a can of Red Bull that I needed for studying. He proceeds to tell me that my Red Bull tastes like crap and throws the half empty can into my garbage.

The can hits the side of the garbage and spills all over the floor. I cleaned it up while he talked to me about his Grandparents going to Portugal in 3 days. I really couldn't give 2 fucks about it or him anymore. Soon after we leave, but this time I took off in my car (My schools 3 blocks from my house, so most of the time I walk) and let him walk back to school alone.

Day 3: In computers he tells me he that he got lost walking back to Aden Bowman (My school) and missed a whole period, but he blames me for not giving him a ride.

No joke intended. His Mom talked to me on the phone (Isaac knows my last name, so I'm guessing they used the phonebook) about some bullshit that Isaac gets lost easily and how I should be more responsible. That's when I decided this should end. I hung up the phone while she was lecturing me and unplugged the phone.

Day 4: The project is over and the teacher gives us a new one. I manage to squeeze between a girl and a boy. Isaac sat beside the boy and tried to talk to me, but I put my iPod headphones inside my ears and pretended to listen to music.

He follows me to my locker talking but I don't listen to him.

Day 5: I use my spare to skip computers. He called me on his cell phone (I didn't pick up) and left a message asking where I was.

Then I came to school wearing long pants, a hat, and a hoodie so that he didn't recognize me. It worked.

Day 6: Isaac passes by me in the hall and says hi. I didn't respond because I thought he would get the message by now.

Day 7: As I was walking down the hall with Kadin and Dylan (My Buds, I have more than just 2) Issac was following me at least 8 feet away. I look back and he pretends to take a turn into Fine arts.

A few seconds later he comes out following us again.

Today: I exit the school and start walking home. Then, out of no where, Isaac starts sprinting towards me. I start running as fast as I can home and I lock the door. He stops at the front and rings the doorbell. I close the blinds and he leaves.

Newgrounds, Today he scared the fuck out of me. I want him to stop, but I don't wanna tell him directly from fear of him loosing it. I'm pretty sure you guys won't help me but someone out there who is lurking will. I hope.


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Topic: Favo keyboard button/combinatio n?

Posted: 09/30/08 02:58 PM

Forum: General

Apple + W.
C'mon, if you own a mac, try it!


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Topic: There is a door infront of you...

Posted: 09/30/08 02:57 PM

Forum: General

At 9/30/08 02:54 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote:
At 9/30/08 02:43 PM, Chikbot wrote: NAKED WOMEN!!!
Sigh, the folies of a new user.

Anyway, behind that door, I would want a sleep-type device (like you get on aeroplanes), that enabled me to have Lucid Dreams everyday.

I know I am a new user, but I ahve about 10X more posts than him, and am 5 levels higher, so any 07er would be able to refer to me as a new user. I love the pecking order.

Sorry, I hate to double post, but everything you just said is wrong.

Post count never mattered
Nor did levels
And 07's will never be newer than an 08's


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Topic: There is a door infront of you...

Posted: 09/30/08 02:55 PM

Forum: General

The deed to Newgrounds.


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Topic: Photoshop point-and-laugh

Posted: 09/29/08 12:08 AM

Forum: General

This thread had lots of potential, but... But...
No one has really stepped up to make a funny one.


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