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Response to: Happy Birthday Elder500 Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

The other one probably got deleted because this thread came first. Happy birthday, anonymous stranger!

Response to: The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

At 3/1/09 07:17 AM, McJesus wrote: Get a hold of yourself, man! Levelling up is not and should not be our prime objective!

Says the guy with the axe.

Response to: what is your favorite sandwich? Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

Ham + cheese + Doritos = Yes.

Chips are meant to be inside sandwiches. They just are.

Response to: If there were an emo-looking kid... Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

Try to make him dance. DANCE LIKE A MONKEY

At 3/1/09 04:21 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd ignore him and let him go about his business, it isn't my business what he listens to or wears, it's his life and his choice, and I'd respect that.

Shame on you.

How dare you give a reasonable and realistic response.

Response to: If you woke up as a girl... Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

Well aren't you clever. Yes.

I'd feel screwed, particularly when I need to go to work. I don't have a medical degree!

At 3/1/09 05:08 AM, Podburrys wrote: I'd try to find mum who was likly in my body? I mean, what could you do?

It's like Freaky Friday except it's not.

Response to: Only 5 more days... Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

At 3/1/09 05:55 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/1/09 04:26 AM, JarrodK wrote: I have been waiting since December 20th for it (I think).
I like this header. It's almost exactly like the other one....except the tank is gold and it has banners ether side....

I do like this one though.

Indeed. It's all shiny and whatnot. Pimp My Tank.

Response to: The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

At 3/1/09 03:52 AM, McJesus wrote: Newgrounds was once a land of pristine beauty and considered sacred ground

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Oh hey, look. You actually got me to do something here. How about that!

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME A RAGING BALL OF HATE LIKE YOURSELF CONFOUND IT
Response to: Horses Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

It makes them feel like sheriffs hunting down some troublesome outlaw! Clearly!

Response to: NG, help me chose my cereal. Posted May 8th, 2008 in General

At 5/7/08 10:22 PM, ijustowndU wrote: Eat the fruity pebbles dry, it's godly.

This man speaks truth.

Response to: Iron Man is out... Posted May 3rd, 2008 in General

At 5/2/08 07:33 PM, CopperChaos wrote: I want to see Iron Man so fucking badly.

My brother already went to see it and he says its fucking awesome.

It really is.

Response to: SpongeBob and the Magic Conch Posted April 5th, 2008 in General

At 4/5/08 08:13 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Seen.
Also Lord of the Flies.

Now why couldn't I make that connection?

Good call.
Response to: Star Wars on Spike... Posted April 4th, 2008 in General

At 4/4/08 07:40 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: And of course...This sexy beast...

I can't tell you how much I would hit that.

Response to: Stupid Questions Posted April 3rd, 2008 in General

At 4/3/08 01:05 PM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: I know someone who asked me one time, 'Do women poo?'

XD

Fact: Women do not crap, but instead vomit rainbows.

Response to: Creating april fools spam topics Posted April 1st, 2008 in General

Thank you so much.

Please don't let this topic be a joke.
Response to: Why do we fight? Posted March 31st, 2008 in General

Humans are just naturally violent, ever since the beginning of time.

Or maybe we are just bored.
Response to: tell me if im stupid Posted March 31st, 2008 in General

High in cash, but low on intelligence.

Response to: jack off oozie Posted March 28th, 2008 in General

How would you plan on doing that without getting caught?

At 3/28/08 01:13 AM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote:
At 3/28/08 01:09 AM, connemaraproductions wrote:
At 3/28/08 01:08 AM, MoriChax wrote: No I dont think it's possible.
its not...and if your gonna ask such a question, don't bother adding "my friend wants to know" :)
LMAO, oldest trick in the book.

Also, I thought this was gonna be about some game about giving an alien a hand job. I'm disappointed. =(

Eh, I hear they prefer anal anyway.

Response to: I Gawt New Shoes Posted March 28th, 2008 in General

At 3/27/08 09:44 PM, Purpin wrote: Should've gotten some bapes.

Why does it have the Batman symbol on it? Is that mandatory for that brand?

If so, that would kick ass.

Eh, I'll just use a marker to make my own.

Response to: Pokeclipse Posted March 25th, 2008 in General

Wow.

So these people not only believe in pokemon very strongly, but they also think that the guys who think digimon are real are stupid.

"Digifats? I don't think we should be so mean to them. After all, I think they might really believe their stuff. sad.gif It's sad, but we shouldn't be happy that they're being attacked, since it's not their fault they're delusional. Poor things....

Think about it - what would Gardevoir do?"

Have you ever heard a more hilarious comment?

Response to: This guy has an imagination... Posted March 25th, 2008 in General

At 3/25/08 01:51 AM, MissingNYC wrote: WTF??!?! why would anyone need to know this?!
good to know though

Feeling a bit contradicting, are we?

Response to: People who act 'random'. Posted March 25th, 2008 in General

I was like that when I was twelve or thirteen, I have improved vastly since then.

I'd say it passes within a year or so.

Response to: I gave a 2 year old a gun Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

At 3/24/08 08:27 PM, Sheepshifter wrote: That's pretty scary, a young girl doing all that...

At age four, most of my favorite hours were spent at the arcade playing House of the Dead or Area 51. Well, with HotD I mostly just watched. That, or pretend gun fights/sword fights. A favorite point was cutting off someone's arm and then they can't use it anymore.

AND JUST LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT!

Response to: Bigbadron Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

At 3/24/08 07:55 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: For those who want to relive some of his moments...

Memories, like the corner of my mind.

Response to: Young Critics Are The Most Honest Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

If people didn't play his shitty song so often, this wouldn't have happened.

At 3/24/08 07:47 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: Souja Boy you say? The kid must have been brave.

He should get a medal.

Response to: Oh My God, Refresh Refresh Refresh! Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

The. . .the lips. My lord, what is wrong with those lips?

Response to: Website steals N64'S logo. Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

At 3/24/08 06:18 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: The best part is, the N64 logo is the only cool-looking thing on that site.

Is that Ms Paint I see around the logo?

Response to: Kilts: Manly or girly? Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

At 3/24/08 03:20 PM, andhination wrote: Manly, it takes a real brave man to wear one of those things.

I concur full-heartedly.

Response to: Happy Easter Posted March 23rd, 2008 in General

At 3/23/08 03:28 AM, beanieclock wrote:
yay!

Marry me plz.

I plan on playing House of the Dead 2 & 3 Returns, molesting my copy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl, devouring mass amounts of chocolate, getting sick because of the aforementioned thing, making Super Mario Brothers sounds at inappropriate times and watching a bunch of awesome movies.

Tomorrow will be a fun day.
Response to: make jesus proud this easter. Posted March 23rd, 2008 in General

But Colbert says bears are godless heathens. Has this been a cruel ruse all along?

Response to: Exposure to the Internet Posted March 23rd, 2008 in General

At 3/22/08 03:34 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: 10. 40-year old virginism.

Only 25 more years, guys!