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I wouldn't say the similarities are huge, but, there are some.

Anyways, to the morons who classify the movie as the only piece of media relating to the Hitchhikers Guide series, go die.

Kid Icarus, or Ice Hockey against my friend, because he has literally weeks of practice.

MC would kick the shit out of them. His armor alone means that no matter what the others throw at him, he probably won't even feel it.

Oh look.

At 5/13/07 03:00 AM, Bolo wrote: Oh, Christ.

You people make me want to jump off a bridge.

It's easier to push them off.

Also, the joke was less funny than the responses, I must say. NG is really going downhill.

At 4/28/07 05:13 AM, korez wrote:

At 4/28/07 05:02 AM, TJ wrote: OMG. I can't ignore this post. Too..much...bad..grammar.

Ok this is the fucking internet who gives a fuck? like your post matters

Because your horribly typed post rebuking him also matters.

At 4/28/07 09:46 AM, Atomzdan wrote: Go to school tomarrow and wear a quilt (you know those scottish skirts men wear?), with no under wear, jump up and down and yell "freedom!!! toga!!! wooooooh!!!". see what happens.

You mean a KILT? Dumbfuck.

At 4/28/07 08:55 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote: That's a bunch of bullshit. Do you go to a public school or a private school? Private schools can suspend you, but public cannot.

Umm? Public schools can suspend you. Very easily.

At 4/28/07 09:21 AM, Raped wrote: My old middle school geometry teacher was arrested two days ago for exposing himself. I just can't believe it, he was such a calm cool teacher letting the students do anything and throwing parties I wonder what made him snap.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detai l?contentId=3048715&version=1&locale=EN-US&la youtCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1

The mugshot makes him look like a pedo.

And my old middle school language arts teacher got arrested for having sex with a student.

I win.

<3 ur sig, btw.

Alternatively,

VLC Media Player and Audacity

Take it to Politics.

At 3/22/07 08:34 PM, mushroomn wrote: What is the down right nerdiest thing you could ever do? Have you ever seen anyone do it? Have you ever done it yourself?

For me, the nerdiest thing ever is to like comics. Seriously, I know a kid who brags about his 6 inch stack of garfield comics. He went to a comic convention and brought back batman toys. It truly is extremely nerdy

6 inch stack?

Fuck, I have at least 16 inches in Foxtrot and Calvin and Hobbes books.

-5 originality, +2 technicality [since it's real code from the NG source]

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At 3/21/07 01:57 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 3/21/07 01:48 AM, Squirrelmonki wrote: crap.....ima go cry now

But think about it.
Xbox Live:
1. Playing video games with friends.
2. Having levels.
3. Unlocking new maps for halo.
4. And it's considered and MMO

Wii Marketplace:
1. Buying Mii accessories.
2. Buying old games.
3. Getting points?

Do you guyz agree that the Wii Maketplace is in no comparison to Xbox Live?

Since when does the Marketplace sell "Mii Accessories"?

The only thing I want changed in Nintendo online is gamer profiles [yes, like XBL] and achievements [again, like XBL].

At 3/21/07 02:19 AM, TrinityOfTriforce wrote: congrats on the 1k posts.
but-uh......yeah, no more illeged weirdo songs please

DUDE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI

WATCH IT NOW.

Quite possibly the greatest song ever written.

Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
Im just a poor boy, I need no sympathy-
Because I'm easy come,easy go,
Little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters-

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodies achin' all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolts and lightning- very very frightening me-
Galileo, galileo,
Galileo. galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-, will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go -let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go -let me go-
Will not let you go -let me go-
Will not let you go -let me go-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby -can't do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-, nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....

From lowest to highest:
Garbage
Normal
Bronze
Silver
Gold
Deity.

I'm not sure if Gold is real, not a huge statwhore.

You mean DVD-ROM?

It's a more powerful encoding format, supports more information than a CD.

At 3/20/07 04:21 PM, RageOfOrder wrote:

At 3/20/07 03:41 PM, IBx1 wrote:

At 3/20/07 03:32 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: That penguin!? That's the bitch that took out my window! I decided to get lunch after all, but that bitch took my Mac too!

Which leaves only one reliable choice left.

FreeBSD? Solaris?

Ubuntu FTW.

See, the greatest market available to major corporations that hasn't been tapped out is US. The internet losers. Putting shows online is their attempt at getting in our pants, so to speak.

Of course, it fails miserably.

USE FREAKING PARAGRAPHS IN A RANT, plz.

At 3/21/07 01:51 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I concur.

But i asked a simple question.

I understand that Master Cheif is a fictional character.

Another example of a fictional thing is Hilary Clinton being president.

Hey look, a moron trying to be political.

::Everyone point and laugh!::

Same letter?

Damn.

Oh well, I'm posting it anyway.
Bullshit
Broadcasting
System

Get Ubuntu?

No clue, no experience with Vista.

What's in my pants right now?

I was about to counter the point, then realized my favorite band had composed a two minute song on a man's penis.

Cigaro FTW.

At 3/20/07 05:03 AM, Lorkas wrote: Well maybe, just MAYBE people don't want to spend three fucking hourse writing one post...

And instaid of saying "You ignorant fool!" they can say "u dum nob"

3 fucking hourse?

I assume you mean hours.

HOW IN FUCKING GOD'S NAME DOES IT TAKE YOU THREE FUCKING HOURS TO FIND THE FUCKING SHIFT KEY?

Thank you for your time. I'd like to point out, this response was made in maybe a minute.

About the whole relationships and emotionally aware toddlers.

You just PROVED the whole child porn thing.

Also, a logistic thing, a nitpick: Is EVERYONE made the same age? Even some guy 10 seconds from death? Cause, well...

Everybody being a baby = no one to change diapers. Or get food, or work at electricity generators, or anything like that.

Interesting idea, though.

I think we all have the same question right now.

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS A SECULAT?

At 3/16/07 09:18 AM, snow-templar wrote:

At 3/16/07 08:48 AM, Lagrance wrote: How the fuck can water explode :o

Like This? (warning: BIG BOOMY!)

Except not.

http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Alk aliBangs/index.html

At 3/15/07 11:13 AM, Gamers-Gear wrote:

Any ideas?

Take off the flashlight, don't make it look so much like a Desert Eagle.

The chernobyl nuclear plant meltdown.

No, really.

As multiple people have said, no one knows they have an accent, but they do.

Except people from Northern California, of course. XD