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I can't open the ref file. I use Flash CS3, and it doesn't open newer versions of flash files.

I asked my wife to role play a rape fantasy with me.
She said, "NO!"
I said, "That's the spirit!"

"You have nice titties for a little boy"

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  HELLBENDERS - Applooza by Oney

  Chris and Zach venture for a long forgotten currency buried in the strings of time.

  Score

  4.44 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  208,135 Views

  Rated

  Ages 17+

Photoshop him.

What the FUCK is a anime?

At 8/17/14 05:05 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 8/17/14 03:57 PM, Theshortsoflife wrote: Road of the Dead hands down.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550714

Road of the Dead 2 is better yo. (but lags like a shit)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624102

That's why I said Road of the Dead 1.

Road of the Dead hands down.

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  Road of the Dead by Evil-Dog

  Escape the quarantined city through a highway filled with zombies, carnage and chaos!

  Score

  4.45 / 5.00

  Type

  Game

  Popularity

  4,072,822 Views

  Rated

  Ages 17+

I know what the fuck. I submitted the most artsy and horrifyingly beautiful flash that this cuntshit website has ever seen, and someguy writes it was spam. WOW. YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS TO UNCOVER THAT I POSTED SPAM ON MOTHERFUCKING CUNT CCOCK DAY!!! SHITTTT

I feel your pain.

Don't post this in the Video Games discussions.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/17

Wow. What a dick.

Are you a moron? The Illuminati is real! I even have evidence!

At 8/16/14 04:29 PM, LoboF wrote: omg that's horrible! *clicks on play*

Are you trying to be funny? Nice attempt, jackass.

At 8/15/14 10:06 PM, fieldertiger wrote:

At 8/15/14 10:03 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: This has been my comedy fix for the night.

What? You had your own godforsaken talk show where you have people laugh at my grammar because I suck at it? What the hell is wrong with you?

You kiddies play nice over there.

I hope those blam points still feel good when our culture finally breathes it's last here.

R.I.P The NG Community

At 8/15/14 06:51 PM, fieldertiger wrote: I might agree with you. There is NO spirit around Clock Day. It just looks like Newgrounds is going on a regular day. What the hell is going on? Was Clock Day not an important day to Newgrounds users who were only around in 2014? Even though clearly I did came here since 2014?

If they have no patriotism on Clock Day then they shouldn't even be on this website unless they're statwhores, but we don't have that much statwhores on Newgrounds anymore.

I couldn't agree more with you. I've been on this site ever since I've woken up today. Nothing interesting. It just feels like a regular boring NG day. Man, I sure miss when NG holidays felt like an actual holiday. Take the christmas of 2013 for example, there was many collaborations, art, etc. Today feels like a typical day on NG.

Go to your task manager and close Steam.exe. It always works for me.

At 8/15/14 06:42 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: made it to 1487. these songs help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gpk3Qli-Cg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UfBGvYf7M4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWlpAwf8bcc

Any evidence?

Go buy a new pair.

At 8/15/14 06:37 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Beat this! (it can literally go over 9000)

I already did.

All shitty movies no matter what day will have to face my blam rifle!

Viva La Resistance!

Well, the spam submissions were fun to watch while they lasted.

I couldn't come up with anything creative.

There is no excuse for shit passIgng when it should be blammed not even when it is clockday.

It's Clock Day though. This holiday is meant to have shitty spam animations.

Well i got 2 blam points today, and I intend to keep firing off my blam rifle at all the shitty submissions I see. Holiday or not.

Defiance!

What happened to Clock Day?

At 8/15/14 05:49 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Yeah that was me. I have my trusty blam rifle locked and loaded for all the crappy submissions. I will personally put a 0 in any shit I see, and it appears there are others who feel the same way.

There is no excuse for shit passing when it should be blammed not even when it is clockday.

It's Clock Day though. This holiday is meant to have shitty spam animations.

At 8/15/14 05:43 PM, NuScarab wrote:

At 8/15/14 05:41 PM, Theshortsoflife wrote:

At 8/15/14 05:38 PM, NuScarab wrote: Maybe they're doing it because they have no earthly idea what the heck Clock Day is???

Most likely.

Those silly dummbies and their not knowing NEWGROUNDS.COM HISTORY.

Yeah. I got 2 dumb fucking reviews giving me 0 stars and actually criticizing the god awful animation. It's just not the same anymore.

At 8/15/14 05:38 PM, NuScarab wrote: Maybe they're doing it because they have no earthly idea what the heck Clock Day is???

Most likely.

At 8/15/14 04:13 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:

At 8/15/14 04:01 PM, TheMajormel wrote: same thoughts here, I'm starting to think this may be the day clock day dies.
thanks ng

welp..
this is the end, it's been a wild journey.

trawling through years of spam and Clockery.

..we've had a good run chums, but it's time to say goodbye to good ol' Clock Day.

The 2014 users don't get it. Clock Day is meant to be a day full of god awful flash toons, spam, etc.

Submissions are being blammed. No submission shall be blammed on Clock Day. This is blasphemy!

I just got a review saying that this submission is spam. It's fucking Clock Day. There's spam everywhere. This is the only holiday when you can actually submit spam to this website, and it's fucking ruined.

Fucking 2014 users.

At 8/15/14 02:14 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: I didn't even click on it because I used to work at a taco bell and tacos still haunt me.

You're welcome.

:)

It's not a good thing, but teach the fucker a lesson.

At 8/15/14 01:41 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:

Nuh huh.

ain't got nothing on my spins

get on my level

Pathetic.