Yoshi jams his headphones into his ears and slips the tape into the walkman. He turns up the volume and slips his finger over play, on comes michael jacksons earth song as he dances around his room:
Hey, what about yesterday
(What about us)
What about the seas
(What about us)
The heavens are falling down
(What about us)
I can't even breathe
(What about us)
Those are yoshis favourite lyrics ever, they inspire within him a joy and love for the dino kingdom. Mario yells at him to turn it down, he's trying to watch the brooklyn dodgers
What about animals
(What about it)
We've turned kingdoms to dust
(What about us)
What about elephants
(What about us)
Have we lost their trust
(What about us)
What about crying whales
(What about us)
We're ravaging the seas
(What about us)
What about forest trails
(ooo, ooo)
Burnt despite our pleas
(What about us)
Tears stream down yoshis face as he thinks of every tree felled by man
What about the holy land
(What about it)
Torn apart by creed
(What about us)
What about the common man
(What about us)
Can't we set him free
(What about us)
What about children dying
(What about us)
Can't you hear them cry
(What about us)
Where did we go wrong
(ooo, ooo)
Someone tell me why
(What about us)
What about babies
(What about it)
What about the days
(What about us)
What about all their joy
(What about us)
What about the man
(What about us)
What about the crying man
(What about us)
What about Abraham
(What was us)
What about death again
(ooo, ooo)
Do we give a damn
Yoshi wails as he thinks of all the polluted oceans.
Luigi walks in drunk and starts kicking yoshi, yoshi can't defend himself as mario joins in.
"Yeah take that you stupid fucking gay dinosaur"
"fuck your jackson faggot walkman earth shit"
Accidentally, luigi steps on play and earth song plays again. Mario transforms into cape mario and spins around the room.