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Topic: Who is your favourite Tudor!!

Posted: 09/14/09 05:12 PM

Forum: General

At 9/14/09 05:10 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 9/14/09 05:08 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote:
Yeah, and he popped five of them into a shallow grave like a mother fuckin player!!
Nah, it goes;

Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived

So he only had two killed, the divorced ones should consider themselves lucky.

Simply minor discrepencies.


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Topic: Who is your favourite Tudor!!

Posted: 09/14/09 05:08 PM

Forum: General

At 9/14/09 05:02 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:
At 9/14/09 04:58 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote: SIX FUCKING WIVES!!!
Fucking six wives you say?

Yeah, and he popped five of them into a shallow grave like a mother fuckin player!!


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Topic: """copyright""" ...utter shit

Posted: 09/14/09 05:02 PM

Forum: General

I dunno, I didn't bother reading any of this really. I do know, however, i'm right and you're all wrong


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Topic: Who is your favourite Tudor!!

Posted: 09/14/09 05:01 PM

Forum: General

At 9/14/09 04:58 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote: get thishot tudor shit right here - henry the eitf had SIX FUCKING WIVES!!!

uhuh henry eigth = king DICK right there

imagine six wives havin a nosh on your bell-end fella


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Topic: Who is your favourite Tudor!!

Posted: 09/14/09 04:58 PM

Forum: General

get thishot tudor shit right here - henry the eitf had SIX FUCKING WIVES!!!


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None

Topic: """copyright""" ...utter shit

Posted: 09/14/09 04:30 PM

Forum: General

Funny thing is, this has absolutely nothing to do with Fallout Boy. These are the deals signed in blood by the huge record companies who feel they must protect their interests when some asshole kid steals the song online and uploads it to a free site like youtube.


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Topic: """copyright""" ...utter shit

Posted: 09/14/09 04:21 PM

Forum: General

I have been trained in copyright law, you have no reason to feel aggrieved. You are totally in the wrong.


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Topic: Who is your favourite Tudor!!

Posted: 09/14/09 04:09 PM

Forum: General

At 9/14/09 03:56 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote: no way henry the eight was well better!!!

I hear that buddy!!!


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None

Topic: Who is your favourite Tudor!!

Posted: 09/14/09 03:56 PM

Forum: General

no way henry the eight was well better!!!


10.

Thinking

Topic: Who is your favourite Tudor!!

Posted: 09/14/09 03:31 PM

Forum: General

My favourite Tudor was Henry VIII!!!


11.

Thinking

Topic: my diet

Posted: 09/05/09 05:23 AM

Forum: General

Today I am having:

HOTDOGS FOR BREAKFAST

and

SPAGHETTI HOOPS FOR DINNER


12.

None

Topic: Vague teh

Posted: 09/05/09 05:08 AM

Forum: General

Haaaaave I told you lately that I looooove you


13.

Misunderstood

Topic: Vague teh

Posted: 09/05/09 04:49 AM

Forum: General

What's the vaguest form of teh you've ever heard? I heard a pretty vague form the other day in the cafe when the girl serving me coffee


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Topic: I must avenge my brother's life...

Posted: 08/24/09 05:38 PM

Forum: General

At 8/24/09 05:09 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:
At 8/24/09 05:07 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote:
At 8/24/09 04:55 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: thread.reset();

Good luck with your avenging.
wow instead of having a hilarious thread it's now a gay thread chock full of miserable faggots posting 'funny' things great job modding
Its what I'm here for, I could be banning all of you... but I don't feel like it.

I would rather be banned and have the topic deleted than have it swarming with watered down faggot posts


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Topic: I must avenge my brother's life...

Posted: 08/24/09 05:07 PM

Forum: General

At 8/24/09 04:55 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: thread.reset();

Good luck with your avenging.

wow instead of having a hilarious thread it's now a gay thread chock full of miserable faggots posting 'funny' things great job modding


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Topic: I must avenge my brother's life...

Posted: 08/24/09 04:21 PM

Forum: General

At 8/24/09 04:19 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I like it when people make incredibly gay threads and get a lock and a ban.

Makes me happy.

I like it when little shits like you post in threads thinking you're big and hard and everyone can see what a little faggot you are


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Misunderstood

Topic: I must avenge my brother's life...

Posted: 08/24/09 04:16 PM

Forum: General

I am the last in a long line of excllent ninja. Our chakra levels are unmatched on any level. We were the most feared family in our hidden ninja village. Until that fateful day that my brother was murdered...

I remember it well. I was on my way home from school when I saw my auntie's horse parked on our drive. I rushed in and there was my uncle, crying his heart out.

It was then I learned my mom was pregnant and had had an abortion.

She has long since disappeared. After murdering my brother, the heir to our clan; I must avenge his death by scouring the globe with my big sword to find his murderer and have my revenge. I'm consumed by vengance, I loved my brother with all my soul and now my soul is black. All the girls think I'm real sexy and their knickers get wet when they see my boring face.

I must avenge my brother's life...


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Topic: hey i wrote some yoshi fan-fiction

Posted: 08/24/09 12:45 PM

Forum: General

At 8/24/09 12:42 PM, zrick wrote:
How would his employer know which sites he frequented (nor care), let alone the exact username on a relatively obscure website?

i am omnipitent


19.

Thinking

Topic: hey i wrote some yoshi fan-fiction

Posted: 08/24/09 12:32 PM

Forum: General

Yoshi jams his headphones into his ears and slips the tape into the walkman. He turns up the volume and slips his finger over play, on comes michael jacksons earth song as he dances around his room:

Hey, what about yesterday
(What about us)
What about the seas
(What about us)
The heavens are falling down
(What about us)
I can't even breathe
(What about us)

Those are yoshis favourite lyrics ever, they inspire within him a joy and love for the dino kingdom. Mario yells at him to turn it down, he's trying to watch the brooklyn dodgers

What about animals
(What about it)
We've turned kingdoms to dust
(What about us)
What about elephants
(What about us)
Have we lost their trust
(What about us)
What about crying whales
(What about us)
We're ravaging the seas
(What about us)
What about forest trails
(ooo, ooo)
Burnt despite our pleas
(What about us)

Tears stream down yoshis face as he thinks of every tree felled by man

What about the holy land
(What about it)
Torn apart by creed
(What about us)
What about the common man
(What about us)
Can't we set him free
(What about us)
What about children dying
(What about us)
Can't you hear them cry
(What about us)
Where did we go wrong
(ooo, ooo)
Someone tell me why
(What about us)
What about babies
(What about it)
What about the days
(What about us)
What about all their joy
(What about us)
What about the man
(What about us)
What about the crying man
(What about us)
What about Abraham
(What was us)
What about death again
(ooo, ooo)
Do we give a damn

Yoshi wails as he thinks of all the polluted oceans.

Luigi walks in drunk and starts kicking yoshi, yoshi can't defend himself as mario joins in.

"Yeah take that you stupid fucking gay dinosaur"
"fuck your jackson faggot walkman earth shit"

Accidentally, luigi steps on play and earth song plays again. Mario transforms into cape mario and spins around the room.


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Topic: Was your granddad a looker?

Posted: 07/08/09 01:02 PM

Forum: General

At 7/8/09 12:55 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote: ITT: awfully explicit gay incest stories.

Aint nothing wrong with being admirable about a wonderful gene pool


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Thinking

Topic: Was your granddad a looker?

Posted: 07/08/09 12:53 PM

Forum: General

My nan's just shown me a few photos of granddad when he fought in the Korean war in the 50s and, phwoar, he's quite the dish if I do say so myself! Strapping muscles encased in his army uniform with a roll-up hanging out of his mouth.

Were you grandparents smoking hot tamales?


22.

Mad as Hell

Topic: I'm going to burn down my school

Posted: 06/28/09 01:12 PM

Forum: General

...of fish! I have a school of fish and I'm going to cook them and eat them!


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Topic: Furry porn?! In my art portal?!

Posted: 06/19/09 09:33 AM

Forum: General

I uploaded some fat toon furry art if you'd all like to check it out...


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Topic: I walk down memory lane

Posted: 06/15/09 02:36 PM

Forum: General

I still enjoy masquerading as Pokemon_trainerBROCK sometimes but everyone is just too damn stupid to notice it's me!!


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Topic: Nobody visits the portal - proof

Posted: 06/13/09 12:49 PM

Forum: General

At 6/13/09 12:04 PM, HandsomePete wrote: because the assholes who still watch flashes don't know what this site is supposed to be about.

Ah, but could you argue that the admins have secretly changed the site so it isn't how it was back in the day? Subtle changes like the slogan to'Everything by Everyone', etc.

I think Newgrounds stands for something much more different today than setting trends or raising the bar.


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Topic: Nobody visits the portal - proof

Posted: 06/13/09 07:10 AM

Forum: General

At 6/13/09 06:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: Because it's mostly shit.

What is? The portal itself or the quality of the movies? Are you saying there's no room for amateur art on NG anymore?


28.

Sleeping

Topic: Nobody visits the portal - proof

Posted: 06/13/09 05:46 AM

Forum: General

I decided to conduct an experiment.

I came out of retirement and made my first flash in 4 years yesterday, my aim was to check the state of the portal and see if it's as raucous as it was in '02, '04 an hell, even '07.

The BBS was jam packed with regulars - no doubt because it was friday night and quite a lot of virgins had time on their hands - so I submitted Seinfoam and waited. It took about ten minutes to pass and had 2 reviews. The views are low and the votes trailed off as soon as it had passed, I'm waiting for it to drop off the page like my old movies used to do.

I don't want you to watch the flash or anything, or think this is a cynical advertisement. From my perspective as user from 2000, I think it says an awful lot about the portal. I think Tom doesn't advertise it enough and has made the site too 'multicultural' if you will, with the likes of the audio portal and soon-to-be art portal. The userbase doesn't pick the movies anymore, the best are hand-picked straight away and launched to the frontpage, leaving the rest to fade into obscurity. While that's been the case all along, the difference is that there are at least two movies of high quality every single day wheras there was only one a week back in the day.

Why don't you visit the portal anymore? Does it bore you? Personally it bores me, TOTW is already predetermined from the start of the week and I don't want to sit and wait for some smart mouth movie to load to tell me how great Hitler was. What would make you go back to it? Is it the TYPE of movie submitted? Do you want to see more extrovert stuff and less sprite movies?

It's a shame that what was once Newgrounds' biggest asset is now its biggest headache.


29.

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Topic: Fill out this poll!

Posted: 06/12/09 05:43 PM

Forum: NG News

Do you play Role Playing card games? (ie. Magic)

lmao

Are YOU toon enough??


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Topic: Why the Rugrats need to die on TV

Posted: 06/12/09 01:30 PM

Forum: General

At 6/12/09 01:27 PM, Ericho wrote: Shouldn't Spike be dead by now?

No-one mentioned spike


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