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I need someone to photoshop a bear, riding on top of a plane, over a volcano, wearing sunglasses, holding a beer (or some how incorporate beer into the picture), with an american flag cape, with money falling from him or the plane or somehow incorporated also possibly poker chips

Do this and if it's actually good I'll give you $50 worth of bitcoin... need it by tomorrow though.

At 7/10/12 08:51 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Lacrosse? You might as well be catching butterflies young lady. If you can't make the footbal team grow some balls and play rugby.

I just wanna play lax brah

anyone?

At 7/10/12 05:12 PM, e-lord wrote: unfortunately i don't think there's much you can do man

i guess you can talk to the coach but a senior with no experience i don't think there's much hope of getting varsity

I don't even care about varsity as long as i play u feel me? It'll be a little humiliating being a sr. on jv but fuck it I may as well enjoy my senior year.

iâEUTMm starting to get in to lax and it looks really fun but IâEUTMm afraid that it may be to late to pick it up. IâEUTMm gonna be a senior in high school and I have no experience at all playing. My question is can I practice all year until spring and be good enough to make the team? I know I should have started earlier but thereâEUTMs nothing i can do about that now.

Also, if you were on the team and saw me trying to join even though u know i had no experience would u be an asshole or would u try to help?

At 7/9/12 03:41 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 7/8/12 11:00 PM, GrandePlatano wrote: b!tchmade

Self-censorship is the sign of a true badass.

thnx bruh

Well I'm not really into horror games all that much so this definitely did it for me haha. The feeling of being helpless and alone and constantly pursued scared the fuck outta me. Playing with high end headphones also added to the pants shitting factor

Alright so I was on IGN and they claimed that something called "Slender" was the scariest game ever made so me being the skeptical fuck that I am decided to give it a go.

ItâEUTMs basically just you trying to collect 8 pages while avoiding this big lanky ass n!ga called Slender-Man except all you have is a flashlight that gets dim if you keep it on too long and the ability to sprint. It sounds stupid but if you got the balls to play it : Windows and Mac

If you don't play it you must hand in your man card and recognize yourself as being b!tchmade

i didnt take it yet. I just want to know if using it one time will fuck up my brain forever

Well i plan on taking it during school tomm.. if i do decide to take it.

But im debating on wether or not i should take it. im 16 years old. I'm only planning on taking it just this one time but I've read online that even one time could mess your brain up and I'm still young so I don't want to fuck up my brain but I also am curious to see what it feels like. What should i do?

For people who are confused :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_
Gate_%28religious_group%29

Hearin shit about these people really creep me the fuck out and gets me skeptical.. These people were are sure that if they killed themselves they would go to heaven or 'the next level' or however the fuck it goes. I'm a christian. Is my belief really as ridiculous as these peoples beliefs?

OMGGG wtf.... It's doubts like these that keep me up at night.

all of them were funny lol

where do i get this "growth hormone" from? The stuff i can take not the one thats being made by my body

Damn dude... I really wanted to be at least 5'9"

You know it is..

I have pretty short parents. My dad is 5'9"ish my mom is tiny.. shes 5'3"ish. Exactly last year when i was 15 i was measured and i was 5"6 1/2. Today exactly a year later at 16 i came in at 5'7 1/4.

I want to know if i will still grow more? My dream is to be at least 5'9". When i broke my ankle a couple months ago the doctor said i still had a little growing left to do bc the plates werent closed yet.

Do you think I'll reach my dream height? And is there any way at all to help me grow taller?

Also, just some details about my growth so far.. I can grow a whiskery-very teenage mustache ... Don't have much under arm hair at all. And my body looks kind of awkward.

My arms look really long and it looks like my torso is too short for my legs when i am in nothing but underwear and i look at myself in the mirror.

lol

For one reason only.... Weight Lifting. At 5'7'' 140lbs I'm definitely pretty small. Most of that weight goes to my stomach and love handle area. All the other parts of my body (arms, legs, etc) are skinny.

But anyway I'm looking forward to this school year bc i signed up for a weight lifting class. I get to lift in school for about an hour every day. I'm lookin to add muscle and while I'm at it try to burn off this fat i got on my stomach. I still have about 2 weeks b4 school starts though so in that time I'm gonna try to get all the info i can to be ready :D

Im probably gonna take pics and make this into a project of some sort. You know, the before and after body transformations and what not. Wish me luck

Okay so I have to choose between 2 pairs of shoes. One of them is worth a lot more money than what i could get them for (grape) but aren't my size.

The other I'm getting for around the same price, but isn't brand new and wouldnt go for as much money. (Fire Red)

The
Grape 5's i would get them for $160 and theyre brand new but arent my size. I could sell them for $300-400

The Fire Red 5's I could get for $168, but they would be slightly used. Its in my size though.

Basically its, get lightly used shoes and wear them or get rare shoes that are brand new and re sell them.

bc i like how they look.

Im about to get a pair of 97' royal blue foamposites from my friend. They look pretty good for being that old but i read online on some websites that older shoes, especially from the 90's, shouldn't be worn bc they could come apart from the soles or w.e. Any opinions?

i included a pic of what a dead stocked 97 foamposite would look like but obv my friend wore his a little.

I used to have it but lost it in my other account... My account has marvel vs capcom, fancy pants, and the COD first strike map packs if anyone is interested.

I need it for PS3. PM me if youre interested.

I called just now. All i said was "hi my name is ____ and i was interviewd a couple days ago and I wanted to see if there was any news." She said " Yes you are on the list of people to call but it won't be until later today"

I felt kinda stupid but at least im on the list!

Ask about the job?

I went to an interview on saturday and they told me if i got the job they would call me today in the late afternoon... They still havent called yet so should i call them? and if i should what should i say? im 16 btw and this would be my first job... i really need it.

At 8/1/11 10:59 PM, funnyhomeboy wrote: blah

alright man like i said believe what you want.. sheesh!

saying i was naive and abtuse..... power of suggestion brotha

At 8/1/11 10:56 PM, i-am-ghey wrote: both theists and atheists are irrational. there is no concrete evidence about the existence or non-existence of god. the fact that science is able to explain a lot of things does not imply the universe is not created by a deity. scientific theory is nothing more than a good model that fits our observation.

but the idea of not knowing what comes after life is very uncomfortable, so people have their own philisophy and understanding of our world.

I don't think that its irrational, just that they are both equally rational.. you know what i mean? theres a possibility of both. it all really comes down to what u truly want to believe. But other than that i agree with you 100%

Ahem... Don't wanna start a flame war in any way but just wanted to share my thoughts w. Atheists.

First off, you guys have good arguments lol. I mean sure it makes sense how you guys put it, but the way i see it is that no one knows nor will ever know until they die. With that being said, Atheists who believe Christians are crazy and scared to die are like them, in a way.

I believe that when we hear the possibility of there being an afterlife that sticks with us til the day we die. Some people (Christians) choose to accept it and live their life a different way in order to please God. Some people (atheists) dont accept it and try to rationalize why he ISN'T real.... But I think that all Atheists still have that doubt deep down in their subconscious that God is real and that they are making a mistake just like Christians have the same doubt at times that God might not be.

So basically what im saying is that no one knows and that we as the human race are all trying to figure out what happens and are all scared of dying. If you say youre not then i applaud you bc ur a braver man than I am :p

Anyway, for those of you wondering I am Christian and I just have doubts sometimes just like everyone else in the world lol. No amount of facts against the 'non existence' of God is ever gonna change my mind..

You just gotta have faith man !!! :)

Your muscles don't grow while you're inside the gym working out. They grow while you are resting which is why you CANNOT work them everyday... It is counterproductive. Also, u need alot of protein
after you are down working out. As for sets & reps, you want to aim for 3 sets w. 6-12 reps . If you can't do 6, lower the weight. If you go thru 12 easily, stop babying yourself.

It is also important for you to eat small meals frequently!!!!!!

This will make sure that your body doesn't go into starvation mode and EAT YOUR MUSCLES away. It will provide them w. the nutrients needed to grow.

Eat a small, healthy meal which consists of no more than 500 calories every 3 hours. By doing this you will turbocharge your metabolism. It might sound like alot of calories but if your metabolism is on point, it will not STORE THE CALORIES INTO BODY FAT. You also want to taper off the meals. Heavier meals earlier in the day, lighter ones at night.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.