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This dude is pretty good at drawing, and he's on Skype with his friend, THey have like no viewers and they're pretty funny, just spreading the word.

At 3/6/11 08:27 PM, Zerok wrote: inb4 MrPercie just claims he was trolling the whole time in order not to look stupid.

<333333

At 3/6/11 05:03 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 3/3/11 08:16 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Idiot, fingering ain't a big deal. It's just a fun subject.

What are you, 13?

Wait, you're 17.

Oh well.

Yeah man, like I'm saying, this isn't exactly a fantastic accomplishment.

At 3/6/11 05:25 PM, AngelSierra wrote:

At 3/6/11 04:59 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: like a fucking Powerpoint presentation.

This made me lul

But seriously dude I've been reading all your replies and I gotta congratulate you on how we"ll your taking this. Your not lying and hell I believe you, I've been their, no one believes you but hey! what do they fucking know right?
Your my new hero.

Aww, thank you very much, mate. You just about brought a tear to this man's eye, yes you did.

I cannot for the life of me imagine why they don't believe me, but, hey, it's nice to know someone on here is decently sane.

At 3/6/11 06:03 AM, Arthuria99 wrote: Did you licked her pussy in the second round? is taste like salty milk? just wondering

I licked my fingers, it tasted... like nothing, really. The taste was very mild. Hard to describe.

And, mates, this thread would have died a long time ago if you didn't keep inciting my responses.

This forum exists to discuss random and unimportant things at our leisure. Anything we want to talk about. It could be about a job promotion, a fight we got in, a workout routine, food, sex, whatever.

Now I ain't bragging about this. This is not worth bragging about. It was a fun little thing that happened. I'm glad it happened.

If I was bragging I would have lied a little bit more. A 17-year-old fingering for the first time? Woo-hoo? Not very important or special, I'm pretty far behind the average.

It was just something fun that happened and I though, 'Hmm, might as well post about it, might get some fun discussion.'

This is not a cry for attention. I don't expect anyone to be impressed. Hell, jokes about my age and inexperience are fine, that's just dandy, I love self-depreciating humor. It's cool.

This event is so inconsequential that I can only say two things.

For one, if you think something this minor is bragging, you must be more sexually deprived than I am, you sad, lonely men. Just how a poor, starving boy might call braggart to a man who just said he ate a cheeseburger. Are cheeseburgers special? Was the man bragging? No, but that boy is so hungry that it may seem like it is.

In those cases, not only are you alone, but you're bitter about it. Grow up and accept that something like this is pretty minor and you're projecting your insecurities like a fucking Powerpoint presentation.

And to the guy who wants proof... really? Seriously?

That's kinda pathetic, I wouldn't ask proof of someone else for something this minor. I didn't have a threesome, I didn't fuck a supermodel, I fingered a girl a year younger than me and did an okay job. This does not require proof to be believable.

Finally, to all the people saying this isn't necessary to post, grow the fuck up. Either you're so bitter about your lovelife that you don't want to know other people might be at all successful, you're so stuck-up that the topic of sex offends you, or you're so uptight that you think everything on this board needs to be strictly regimented and of great importance.

In any case, you're all pathetic, and have a nice day.

It's incredible how you guys don't even see how you're acting.

you wouldnt but it is. Just because you say it wasent doesnt mean ti was. obvious your an idiot how you didnt see it wouldnt be taken as bragging boasting how you fingered to a girl to a large population of sex programed kids. dumbass

Are you seriously some kind of idiot?

This forum is for talking about whatever you want to talk about. People post here about a lot of things, from the bad to the good. I posted something good that happened to me. It was not impressive, but it was something I felt warranted some discussion, as it obviously has.

What is your problem?

worse off then you are? well like you can just generelise agroup of people like that as your pretty much saying "any one complains or argues with me is a loser".

Yeah, that actually pretty much is exactly what I'm saying.

That said, I only come on every once in a while, see if there are replies, and reply to them if they're good replies. Pretty simple.

and so you should understand with your very rare vists that you arnt believed by this group. I still dont understand why you bother even telling us, do you want to know everyone elses sexual happenins in their lifes? seems a little weird thing to be asking.

You don't believe something so inconsequential and common? You must be more inexperienced than I am if you think this is something unbelievable. This happens to people more often than they find coins on the sidewalk.

Why not tell you guys? It was fun, I had fun, she had fun.

I wouldn't mind hearing any stories if other people wanted to share them, no.

At 3/6/11 01:28 AM, Yukin wrote: Does it truely smell like fish?

It... smells.

At 3/6/11 12:58 AM, Smorsh wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:22 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Uhh, questions available, I suppose. Not that this is really that special.

Yeah, can I smell your fingers?

Sure, but they smell like me now.

At 3/6/11 12:56 AM, Phantox wrote: Uhh cool story bro.

You must be pretty lonely if you have to post to a forum about having fingered a girl.

Didn't have to, wanted to.

Why not? I didn't know a forum post about something fun that happened to me made me lonely.

Ass.

At 3/5/11 07:09 PM, Strategize wrote:

At 3/5/11 06:58 PM, Zerok wrote: I love the way the OP is handling the expected cynics. Well done man, well done.

Also congratulations on the vagina spelunking. Did you make plans with her for round 2?

He didn't spelunk nothin'. His dick was dry at the end of the day and that's what matters. Stop approving of this bullshit, this thread is bumped every damn day by OP "responding to good replies". There are none. Only pointless arguments. But that still doesn't change the fact that you're still talking about it, and it happened days ago.

What do you look forward to coming home? Checking your thread for replies and encouragement?

I'm offended, man. you're the one starting arguments. There are threads on this board with 5+ pages because they keep getting bumped and those OPs aren't getting harassed, are they?

I only have so much time on a computer per day. I'm sorry I can't be here 24/7 to reply immediately and let this fall out of the top pages ASAP.

Now there's only two reason's you'd be doing this. Either you're genuinely offended by the topic of sexuality, or you're so insecure that you think any guy talking about any sexual experience at all, no matter how minor, is bragging.

At 3/5/11 06:58 PM, Zerok wrote: I love the way the OP is handling the expected cynics. Well done man, well done.

Also congratulations on the vagina spelunking. Did you make plans with her for round 2?

Ahh, it's great to see some gold in this thread, backing me up. I remember liking you a few years back when I used to post frequently.

Unfortunately, our relationship is very chaotic- she went on a date with a 20-year-old the day after we had our fun. That said, we've still agreed it's pretty much guaranteed that we're going to end up fuck buddies. The concept terrifies me, but, hey, I gotta see some light some time.

Thank you, by the way.

At 3/5/11 04:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: You should order her to give you a handob, as it's her duty as an equal to man to reciprocate all acts of sexual pleasure delivered upon her. Tell her she's a bad feminist and damager to all women if she refuses.

The hilarious part is, after I finished with her and we finished the movie, I made her a sandwich.

At 3/5/11 03:20 PM, MrPercie wrote: yeah, usually people dont brag over the internet, there usually lying.

and besides, would we care if it was true? so far, nope but you seem to keep the thread up as if we do.

I really wouldn't call this bragging. I'm the latest of all my friends to do anything sexual.

The only kind of person who would think this is bragging are the kind of people even worse off than I am, seriously.

That said, I only come on every once in a while, see if there are replies, and reply to them if they're good replies. Pretty simple.

At 3/5/11 05:19 AM, SpinkickScarface wrote: Whether this is bragging or not, I think it's great that you made such an accomplishment. Next step- get some honey on that stinger ;) Sorry that you didn't get her to "return the favor". Don't be nervous about sex, though. Confidence is attractive.

Btw The key to loosening her up is tongue action. Lick that vag open. Finger + Tongue = Success
You and I know it's strong down there, but if you wanna dip your wick in there you gotta make her open up just enough to make room for your crazy train. ;)

Also, save the blow job until the end since it's your first time.

Hahahaha, ay, if I had to attribute any flaw to my experience it would be the fact that I was clearly very nervous.

Unfortunately, I have something of a chaotic relationship with this woman and she will be indisposed for a good amount of time. That said, I wouldn't mind eating a woman out at all. Seems fun, ay?

Yeah, if I had to worry about nay one thing it'd be the fact that I can't imagine lasting very long my first time, even with a condom.

At 3/3/11 08:40 PM, DegreeMen wrote: Has she done anything for you yet? lol

Fraid not, mate. Looks like it never will, either.

Well, hey, I still learned useful stuff.

At 3/3/11 08:37 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Congratulations OP, any other aspirations you want to let us in on?

Start or stop a war some day.

At 3/3/11 09:03 PM, Damien wrote:

At 3/3/11 08:49 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Older one.

ew female body builders.

Eww skinny-fat women

Older one.

I try.

At 3/3/11 06:04 PM, HotCakes wrote: still a virgin though

Yeah, I'm afraid so.

At 3/3/11 06:03 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 3/3/11 10:09 AM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: This is bragging? Jesus.

Ain't bragging if I said I won a fight today or found money on the street or did well on a test, like what other threads are about, but the moment a lady gets involved...

You made a thread about it. It's bragging enough to me.

You're right, from now on I'll only make threads about neutral or negative events that occurred, so I'll never be bragging.

Oh wait, maybe if I post a story where I get kicked in the balls I'll be desperately craving attention and pity?

We should all just make threads with prefaces warning that we have no attachment to any of the content of the post, so we can't be whoring attention.

Idiot, fingering ain't a big deal. It's just a fun subject.

At 3/3/11 02:29 PM, Rawnern wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:27 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I smell bullshit.

Me too... feels like he want attention, but anyways: Good 4 you :)

See above.

At 3/3/11 01:25 PM, Aprime wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:22 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Virgin over here...

Huh, was pretty interesting. Was expecting vaginas to feel very different.

I am pleasantly surprised, though.

Uhh, questions available, I suppose. Not that this is really that special.

You could start by explaining how different
Even though this thread has 2 pages already

Yeah, everybody's been too busy accusing me of attention seeking to ask. Or maybe they just aren't interested?

Well, it was a lot tighter than I though it'd be. I'd only seen porn, where the women are all used to taking massive cocks, so I was amazed how tightly it gripped my finger.

The clit was bigger than I expected, and it was much wetter than I imagined. Nature's best lubricant, I suppose. Also smelled WAAAAAAY stronger than I thought it would.

It was just as warm as I thought it'd be, though.

Over all, I want my penis in it.

At 3/3/11 01:07 PM, Obvious-M wrote: Always wiped my fingers straight after.

Yeah, I didn't expect that stuff to be so... clingy. To my hand.

At 3/3/11 01:06 PM, Otto wrote: I like the bit on the top side that's the bumpiest.

So did she, hahaha

At 3/3/11 12:53 PM, MrPercie wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:29 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:27 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I smell bullshit.

Well, I definitely smelled something. I had no idea lady juices smelled so damned strongly.

Why the bullshit? Fingering a girl at 17 actually isn't anything to brag about, hahaha

I agree, im 17, havent had sex or done anything along those lines and could give two shits

The term is 'couldn't' give two shits.

At 3/3/11 11:04 AM, Strategize wrote: Lmfao OP is a loser.

This will be a monumental day in his life, for he will regret not boning that chick for the next year.

Didn't know doing stuff with a girl a bit late makes a guy a loser?

And no, I don't regret not fucking her.

At 3/3/11 10:43 AM, Jon wrote: I appreciate your new found confidence for finally being able to get into a girls pants, but posting a topic about it on the NG BBS so people can ask you questions to crave approval and attention? Jesus Christ, how low must your self esteem have been.

You know, mentioning that I fingered a woman for the first time does not mean I'm craving approval or attention. You know you're the 3rd person to post something like this? This was a minor, inconsequential event that I enjoyed and decided to talk about here.

Acting the way you do is a sign of insecurity in itself. Should I just never post anything remotely positive here? Because that would mean I'm desperate for approval?

Idiot.

At 3/3/11 10:37 AM, snoopychicken wrote: Should've just let your brother know the situation, if hes older than you he'd be cool about it and clear out for a while and if he isn't you could've twatted him till he left

Unfortunately, he's 12 and I'm almost certain I wouldn't have gotten away with buggering him about it. It's all right, I didn't have any condoms my size anyway.

At 3/3/11 10:33 AM, Falonefal wrote: Did her vagina contract on your fingers?

No more so than it should? I think?

At 3/3/11 06:36 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:29 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Why the bullshit? Fingering a girl at 17 actually isn't anything to brag about, hahaha

Yet you seem to enjoy doing so.

This is bragging? Jesus.

Ain't bragging if I said I won a fight today or found money on the street or did well on a test, like what other threads are about, but the moment a lady gets involved...

You sound like a bot.

Nah, he sounds like a nerd-lion mutant who's trying to become a mod.

At 3/3/11 01:53 AM, Shauna wrote: I want you to know that she probably faked liking it. Most finger jobs really suck and women don't actually do it when alone. If they do, it's of rare occasion. She acted like she was really into it, probably arched her back and moaned, but in reality she was hoping you would hurry the fuck up. Thought of some other guy doing it to her and came for you so you would get off of her.

Hahaha, she didn't moan or arch her back or cum or anything.

Nahh, we both knew that isn't exactly enough to get a girl off, but we both had fun and that's what's important, huh?

At 3/3/11 01:50 AM, verycoolguy wrote: Was the girl hot?

Objectively, yes she was, absolutely. I'm into smaller breasts normally, but I wasn't complaining.

then it's time you stick your wiener in her beef curtains open that sucker up. shes going to cry the first time but she'll get over it.

She can't cry if she's dead.

Just sayin'

At 3/3/11 12:55 AM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:55 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote:

Christ, it was hard enough getting 2 fingers in there, I honestly don't see how fisting is possible.

go one finger at a time it's easy. :)

Pffffff, I tried. One finger was tight, 2 I could barely move in and out with. I doubt I could get a third in there.

God knows how one would have sex with that woman.

At 3/3/11 12:42 AM, mrpwnzer wrote: I remember fingering my first girl...she really...really loved it.

Especially with the mechanical tooth brushes :)

Sounds like you had quite an adventure.

The girl I was with has done it enough times before that she doesn't get super excited about it, I'm afraid.

At 3/3/11 12:18 AM, GiantDouche wrote: the best part is when you just shove your whole fist in when they least expect it

And then start clawing at the inner walls with your sharpened fingernails?

At 3/3/11 12:11 AM, Travis wrote: Congrats if it's true.

Go wash your damn hands.

Thank you, and I was amazed at how strong those lady juices are. Didn't think they;d be so damned thick and strong smelling.

At 3/3/11 12:01 AM, xboxdemon13 wrote: awesomesauce

it has been a few months for me

Good fun, ay?

At 3/2/11 11:57 PM, Rallard wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:55 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Christ, it was hard enough getting 2 fingers in there, I honestly don't see how fisting is possible.

Means your girl was tight, gg bro. Known a few chicks that can easily take 4 fingers.

Yeah, I figured that. Felt good just for my finger, can't imagine how it'd be for my penis.

I'm pretty thick though, it almost seems like I wouldn't fit comfortably.

At 3/2/11 11:48 PM, Cootie wrote: Good job on that one I suppose. She better have given you a handjob in return. It is always rude to do something for someone and then have them not do anything back. Did she jerk your turkey?

Fraid not, actually. I was rock hard, dripping, and very frustrated when we had to finish, my brother came home early. Thus, we couldn't go much further.

The first few minutes were basically me going 'wooowwwwww this is coooollll'

At 3/2/11 11:48 PM, RockLou wrote: Would ya finger me?

Depends on what you're packing.

At 3/2/11 11:45 PM, Skwurll wrote: Congrats, that's a landmark.

Good luck with your first time having sex though, just remember to relax or you're not going to enjoy it.

Yeah, I was blushing enough just fingering the girl, hahahaha

I'll probably be nervous about her enjoying it the first time I fuck, that's all. I seem to have done a decent job at fingering. Kinda hard to tell.

At 3/2/11 11:45 PM, Mariojinx wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:41 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Are you guys joking? Honestly.

This is a damned forum. None of the threads here are about anything important. Most of them are for jokes.

Why do you think I only come here between multi-month gaps?

Boo hoo, my heart weeps for you higher tastes.

At 3/2/11 11:42 PM, smeagol1 wrote: come back when you decide to be a man and fist your women.

Christ, it was hard enough getting 2 fingers in there, I honestly don't see how fisting is possible.

At 3/2/11 11:38 PM, Mariojinx wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:22 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: Virgin over here...

Huh, was pretty interesting. Was expecting vaginas to feel very different.

I am pleasantly surprised, though.

Uhh, questions available, I suppose. Not that this is really that special.

Twitter's over here.

Are you guys joking? Honestly.

This is a damned forum. None of the threads here are about anything important. Most of them are for jokes.

At 3/2/11 11:34 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Oh lord XD
That's not a big deal is it?

No, not really.

At 3/2/11 11:34 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Sounds awesome, I hope to try it one day.

Sigh.....

Was awesome until we had to stop and I had a raging erection in my pants with no source of relief.

When you get around to it, set a precedent of her messing around with your dick, or you'll leave frustrated.

At 3/2/11 11:32 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:29 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote:

At 3/2/11 11:27 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I smell bullshit.

Well, I definitely smelled something. I had no idea lady juices smelled so damned strongly.

Why the bullshit? Fingering a girl at 17 actually isn't anything to brag about, hahaha

yep.

Hahahaha

At 3/2/11 11:31 PM, EpicFail wrote: Why didn't you dick that girl rather than finger?
Either way, vaginas are awesome, try putting your penis in one. Feels good man!

Did you stick your finger(s) in your mouth after?

My brother came home early, before I could get any farther. I didn't even get touched myself. Frowny face.

That said, certainly feels like my dick would feel nice in there. incredibly tight. Dunno how I'd fit it.

And yeah, licked my fingers. Very mild taste, strong smell, hahaha.

Awesome for you and all, but I'm pretty sure a majority of what you've got to say on the matter is old news. You're not the first person to touch a vag, despite popular belief..

Ohh, I know, but it's not like every time somebody posts what they did today on here it's some mindblowing achievement.

At 3/2/11 11:27 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I smell bullshit.

Well, I definitely smelled something. I had no idea lady juices smelled so damned strongly.

Why the bullshit? Fingering a girl at 17 actually isn't anything to brag about, hahaha

At 3/2/11 11:24 PM, Narcissy wrote: Cool stuff, yo. But for future references, keep things where you don't ask questions or have anything to discuss here.

Honestly? Really?

You sound like a bot.

Virgin over here...

Huh, was pretty interesting. Was expecting vaginas to feel very different.

I am pleasantly surprised, though.

Uhh, questions available, I suppose. Not that this is really that special.

At 2/25/11 01:26 PM, gamejunkie wrote: First I would like to know, 'How long is a piece of string?' and secondly I would like to know, 'How deep is a hole?'

Both are exactly one metric meter in dimension.

At 2/25/11 12:29 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Why can't I be a millionaire?

Oh wait, you're going to give some psuedo-philosophical answer that supposed to make you better than everyone else, in which you aren't. So just forget.

Me better than other people? Pshh, I wish. You can be a millionaire, but a great deal of it is luck and intelligence, two things you cannot control. Persistence you can control, however.

At 2/25/11 12:47 PM, Floofs wrote: I would ask "What's my nickname in Newgrounds?"

Poofs?

At 2/25/11 12:24 PM, masheenH3ad wrote: Are Demons parasitic?

In all likelyhood, yes, they are.

At 2/25/11 10:17 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Dam it, you're grammer iz prfect, who learn yu how 2 spoke?

I read Shell Silverstein as a child.

At 2/25/11 12:57 PM, zooos wrote: Does double hypothetical make it, non-hypothetical. Since the OP is asking a hypothetical questions "+1 hypothetical" about asking a hypothetical question "+2 hypothetical", does that in fact make that a non-hypothetical question?

No, the OP's question isn't hypothetical. It's very direct.

At 2/25/11 03:21 AM, SergeiPetrenko wrote: What's up with them cheeseburgers?

The same thing that's down with them.

At 2/25/11 03:01 AM, MrSaint wrote: I have a question and it's really serious

During a half a year, or so I didn't have a partner and it's disappointing me. Times when I get a chance are always brought down to failure by my friend (with whom I've studied since the 1st grade). We spend most of the time together, and he always tries to attract all the females to himself, telling me he will fuck them all.

I dislike that behaviour and we always risk to have a confrontation. I thought a bunch about this

Maybe this sounds like a cry, whine or whatever, but not a question, But I apologize.

Not much advice can be given until you talk with your friend. Past that, if a friend's behavior upsets you, you should tell them so.

At 2/25/11 02:51 AM, Zingking wrote: Lol, well the woman the man loved was only a single woman, there has only ever been one, and the man is probably just in love with the chase and once he has a woman he gets bored, and this woman that he loves is just the one that got away?

Possibly.

It's also possible that you've built up a massive expectation on how life in a relationship would be- it always seems like an awesome goal, but once attained you realize it isn't what you hoped, and you distance yourself out of disappointment.

I'm a bit busy at the moment, but I'm a good conversationalist. If you're serious about speaking with a person to try and cheer yourself up, my AIM screen name is

irishladdie235

I'd be more than willing to speak with you at any time and see if we can't give you a few things to smile about, ay?

At 2/25/11 02:07 AM, TJR423 wrote: On a side note, if this thread does not contribute to the further evolution of mankind, it's pointless.

It will. I learn, you learn, we all learn from this hypothetical man. This knowledge is passed down to our children and will cause a ripple effect across the gene pool.

At 2/25/11 02:04 AM, Zingking wrote: Why do I want to love so much, but most woman I use, and when I find a woman I do love, she doesn't love me back?

The answer is personal preference?

As this nonexistent man himself would say, there are several questions needed answers here.

For one, you're desperate for an intimate relationship because you've spent much of your life feeling a slight disconnect between you and your emotions. It probably hurts on the inside, doesn't it? You want a woman to love to help you reconnect with yourself, and to gain the sense of acceptance one has with a loving partner.

Yet, for one reason or another, you can't bring yourself to open up. Either you don't trust, or you feel too insecure, or you don't really like these women. The women you say you love that don't love you back? The outcome probably would have been similar with them.

You must learn to accept yourself before you can expect others to.

That was the man's shot in the dark. Did he help?

At 2/25/11 01:49 AM, BlissfullyAbsent wrote: What the hell is a hypothetical person? And if you ask a hypothetical person a hypothetical question will you recieve a hypothetical answer or a true statement?

The question is not hypothetical, the person is. The answer received would be the response of a hypothetical person, IE a hypothetical answer. That said, a hypothetical answer wouldn't be illegitimate in this case because the person himself is hypothetical. It's statistically viable.

At 2/25/11 01:45 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: I would ask them "Where is my banana cape?".

And he would answer, Random humor is juvenile and integrates poorly with the finer applications of joviality, such as in impressing members of the opposite sex, endearing yourself to coworkers, and lightening the mood with your partner during sex.

At 2/25/11 01:45 AM, TJR423 wrote: WHHHHYYYYYYY?!

Because the alternative is for that hypothetical person to stare blankly at a computer screen, exhausted from exercise and unwilling to summon the strength necessary to do anything productive.

If you could ask a random hypothetical person of no special merits anything, what would it be?

I'm not a hypothetical person of no special merit, but I'll answer for them if I can.

Also, I'm very bored.

We apply these rules and restrictions because the far right believes the government's only role in our daily lives should be to enforce morality.

As far as I can tell, that is the reason for almost every civil regulation in the US.