Isn't his hread like, 2-3 years old? Oh, well.
A few weeks back, this little uh...8 or 9 year old kid tries to run me over with
an ATV his parents got him. What parents get an 8 year old a motor vehicle?
I was just walking down the street with my PSP, listening to some music on my way to my buddies house to play his PS3. I was looking up at the sky so I couldnt see what was in front of me and at the same time, I was listening to music, so I completely oblivious to the sound of a distant motor starting in front of me. After about 10 seconds I looks in front of me to see this kid barreling at me full speed yelling "I KILL YOU!!!!one!!one11eleven"
Naturally I jump out of the way and he speeds past. I take out my earbuds and stuff them in my pocket, then take off down the street, a grin on my face. I round a corner at the end of the street and wait there. This kid has tried this stuff dozens of times before. Every time I went outside, he was there and it was time to end it. I hear his ATV following me and I stayed hidden behinds a fence. I knew he was going to follow me.
I took off my shoe and put a large rock inside and as soon as he rounded the corner, I threw my
shoe, hoping to just hit him in the shoulder or hit his ATV to scare him or somthin. To my suprise (And utter delight) I hit him square in the chest. He flew off the ATV backwards and sat on the ground crying his eyes out. The ATV rode right past me as I walked up to the kid and put my earbuds back in. I looked down at the kid and just stared at him for a few seconds, then walked over to the ATV and kicked it until a few parts fell off.
I then proceeded the walk to my buddie's house as if nothing had happended.
His parents spent the few days trying to find me. Of course, I never let that happen.
I felt badass the rest of the week.
