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I'd like to move to England some years later just because of the rain there

At 7/20/14 12:23 AM, Jester wrote: I recently learned anal prolapse porn is a thing and that made the world a darker place, though in truth I was less shocked by its existence than I was by the fact that it took me so long to learn about it.

The name's misleading AFAIK.

At 7/17/14 01:08 PM, Satan wrote:

At 7/17/14 11:52 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Malaysia Airlines

Welp, I'm certainly never ever fucking flying with that airline in my entire life.

^ This exactly
My dad called up a travel agent for airplane ticket prices -- there were two airlines that were going for (relatively) cheap, Malaysian and Singapore airlines
He said that he didn't want Malaysian airlines

Singapore it was
Maybe MA doesn't have a good PR agency.

At 7/19/14 03:23 AM, Fuliren wrote:

At 7/17/14 07:27 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 7/17/14 04:33 AM, Fuliren wrote: Adblock doesn't work.

It does. Well, adblock plus does.

Although, you shouldn't use it around these parts-- it's frowned upon.

I use adblock, and it does'nt work :( Oh well, I'll find a solution...

Disable hardware acceleration.

Yes they can. If the one you're using is too big for your size, it's likely to fail. Also, multiple condoms are not as good as only 1, because friction between the two can break both of them. (Also, thick ones are roughly the same as thin ones, breakage-wise). The type of lubricant used can also change failure rates - an oil based lube will break them up.

At 7/13/14 01:51 AM, NGPulp wrote: Like, Adobe ends support for it and decides to delete all archives of previous versions and apparently has a global kill-switch that uninstalls Flash from every computer in the globe?

They actually do, it's called an update

zing

Say, if the update is installed on all the computers, it automatically nukes

there'd be some internet connection required, a central server, etcetcetc but it's possible in theory

Hooray, free upgrade! Although if that meant that my bandwidth allowance went down, then I'd be angry because it wasn't essential.

If ALZ were made for the game jam...

At 7/10/14 04:50 PM, Lorkas wrote: The site hasn't been closed, so it's probably legal enough.

Ah, trotting on the ragged edge of disaster I see.

speaking of "trotting"...

Darude - Sandstorm

I don't know if users can distinguish between the whistles. You might want to try Grooveshark or something else, they have a service like what you want.

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  Final Fantasy Gil Quest by Earth-Mage-2000

  Watch Tonberry and Cacatur go from Rags to riches and then back to rags!

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  Final Fantasy Fugitive by Earth-Mage-2000

  Cactuar has, once again, done something stupid.

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At 7/10/14 02:59 PM, Lorkas wrote: gifs are so retro I start feeling nostalgic when I see a 256 color animated moving image.

Fuck WEBMs. If I wanted porn, I'd go to motherless.

I thought that was illegal. Some parts of it, anyways.
...?

I'd been holding a FIFA raffle in my school, and I'd entered a mini-bet where I bid on Germany winning.

really hope they do :>

Forever unless you pull a Van Gogh

My other computer can't even load TF2 because it doesn't have enough ram, although I can run minecraft on high settings.

I don't know about you guys, but I once had the option of choosing whatever channels I wanted and paying only for those.

You made me look, fucking wretch

If there was a spaceship powered only by racism (i.e. a person being racist/making racist statements, thoughts, etc.) who should generate the power for it?

I used to fight back. Now I'd be like Jeremy Clarkson. Run away crying.

At 7/2/14 08:43 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: I simultaneously like this guy and think he's an asshole.

m-me?
I'm touched.

I'm not living in the US so I couldn't give less of a fuck what you all people do for your blasted independence day but judging by some of the replies it seems like it's just an excuse to fuck the environment and be a ruffian. Why can't people be more like @TailsPrower @Piggler, seriously you guys, bursting 400 firecrackers and stuff is not good for the environment at all, even if it's only one day a year, you're directly contributing to the worsening of life for everyone, directly or indirectly.

I might sound like a hypocrite considering I celebrate the Festival of Lights in India, but nowadays I don't really burst crackers and I just light a few candles / flame sticks or what-have-you and leave it at that. I might have been fascinated by them when I was young (and that might explain why I liked Mythbusters) but if you really want to satisfy your inner pyromaniac and dreck shit up, just watch a video.

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TL;DR fuck you for not reading the full text

At 7/2/14 12:34 AM, WrightOnTarget wrote:

At 7/2/14 12:33 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 7/2/14 12:32 AM, WrightOnTarget wrote: hey thats the mcdonalds i work at, and i think i see myself in that picture, you stalker

how do i delete this, im gonna report you to the police

Is that you in the blue shirt?

how do i delete this

PM a mod? IDK.
Although your sig text, "if you're offended, it's your fault" is mighty relevant now

At 7/2/14 12:32 AM, WrightOnTarget wrote: hey thats the mcdonalds i work at, and i think i see myself in that picture, you stalker

how do i delete this, im gonna report you to the police

Is that you in the blue shirt?

liek if u cry evrytiem

But in all seriousness, that's a great thing you did, man. It may or may not be well right now, but at least it didn't die. Although if I had a hella load of cash with me and some spare time I may have taken it to the vet.

@tox

At 6/30/14 03:45 PM, Chronamut wrote:

At 6/30/14 03:39 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I love to mock the women that make sure you pay before going to the toilet.
Like, really, what kind of a fucking job is that?

in what area of the world does one have to PAY to go to the bathroom..??

You'd be surprised, at popular tourist destinations and in some parts of second- and third- world countries, and both at the same time. Usually it's a nominal fee, though.

At 6/30/14 02:16 AM, poinl wrote: crap this is disapointing

Whoa, in India my ISP only went up to 4 mbps.

At 6/30/14 03:01 PM, Sequenced wrote: also 10 year olds are not allowed here

Speak for yourself, I joined NG when I was 10.

Punishing people does not stop the thing you're trying to prevent; people will do it in secret, or on the internet where they're anonymous. I guess people just have to deal with it...just look at what happens to drug users (illegal ones) in the USA.

At 6/25/14 08:53 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Dude…

Resist the incremental pussification of the modern man.

It's all bad. This will not end well.

Maybe he wants to minimize the risks of him getting pubic lice on his balls.