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I don't care about animals getting slaughtered since that's a whole other can of worms regarding animal rights and cruelty and whatnot.

But I do say this, it's good to be a vegetarian because that way, you can have more food. First off the price of meat is higher than the price of food crops, and the food chain stuff - 90% of energy approximately being lost as energy is transferred along the chain is very inefficient; you'd get that 90% just from eating crops instead of passing it along to cows/pigs/whatever and then eating them. That's assuming that they're fed using specially designated areas where grass/etc is grown only, and not that they feed them from wherever grass grows, though, but since they're intensively farmed, maybe it's true.

You may not get some certain vitamins or minerals from being a vegetarian, although they can be synthesised and taken as supplements.

On the other hand, meat is apparently tastier, and hey you can also get dairy products and eggs, so there's that too.

I'd like to say that it's super duper great to go vegan or vegetarian, but apart from vegans, vegetarians also need, paradoxically, omnivores or carnivores, since without people eating meat you can't get dairy/etcetera. (If you've not picked it up by now I'm an "eggatarian" - fancy-shmancy term for vegetarian that eats eggs and has milk, but no meat/fish)

TL;DR both sides have their merits and demerits. From a purely energy perspective, however, we'd all be better off going vegan. But people want their freedoms.

At 6/25/14 09:41 PM, SCTE3 wrote: I liked my one math teacher. He gave his a practice final.... which happened to have every answer to the final right down to the questions, just in a different order.

^ Same thing happened to me, except it was a history substitute teacher who gave us the practice final for history the day before.

I had a dream last night of which the most part I don't remember, but near the end, I was present at a sort of "girls' night out" - it was never explicitly mentioned, but my brain went along with it (as wont to do in dreams). One part I remember particularly was me standing near a doorway and just staring straight, nowhere in particular/zoning out (as I often used to do and still sometimes do). The girls I was with were entering the building of the door I was beside, and 1 looked at me and then stared for a while, and then exclaimed, for no particular reason, "I'm not even interested in you, <my name>!"

It may (or may not) be worth noting that they were all the people I'd known over the course of my childhood and early adolescence. Most of the girls who were present, were friends of mine (For some strange reason though, I saw a female version of Skrillex - and she looked the same as regular Skrillex, but with a different face, and no I'm not a fan, maybe it was because I watched one music video out of curiosity before going to sleep) However, the unsolicited remark, or its content that said girl wasn't interested in me, wasn't particularly insulting at all, it just seemed like a fact.

What got me in the end (after I woke up), however, was the fact that I'd become so old. So far, I'd never paid much heed to the fact that so many years had passed - and even though I'm still very young - I felt so old, that so many years had passed and all the friends I'd had, who I'd not grown up with, had "suddenly" grown up.

That passage of time just seemed sad for me, and still does, because I don't know what happened to any of them, and probably never will owing to the fact that circumstances meant that communication just got cut off. Maybe they're fine, maybe they're not, but in my mind they'll always be the little kids I'd known as I was a little kid then too.

I'm probably speaking utter gibberish, but it just feels good to get off my chest.

TL;DR The dream I had was essentially one huge nostalgia trip. And don't listen to skrillex before bedtime, kids.

Enough about me; share your dreams with them feels, NG!

I'll just leave this here.

At 6/21/14 03:22 PM, Satan wrote: If you wipe your ass with anything other than toilet paper, you are a fucking lunatic. How people can use cotton wool, or wet wipes, I'll never know.

I guess the romans were fucking lunatics
I guess wet wipe users are fucking lunatics
I guess our ancestors were fucking lunatics
I guess most of the population are fucking lunatics
 
 
Or maybe toilet paper users are fucking lunatics

At 6/20/14 09:08 PM, Thor wrote: At my house, we actually have a hose that you just like blast your ass clean with. I've been using it since I was a kid, so I don't really like taking dumps anywhere else because I have to use paper. I'll still wipe if it's an emergency, but it makes me very uncomfortable. Like if I'm at a friends or relatives house I'll take a shit and then shower and wash my ass in the shower rather than wiping.

^ This. It's called a bidet spray and it's more hygienic and eco-friendly than paper (unless its made from recycled paper) and while it doesn't seem like the best thing considering there's a drought in the US, toilet paper actually uses around 37 gallons of water a roll, much more than the water used to clean your butts from a spray, hopefully.
I use water too, so no I don't wipe with toilet paper (usually also leaves residues around there due to crack hair, unlike water -- the water disintegrates the poop whereas toilet paper just removes it). I use a towel after cleaning. (And no it does not get stained with poop at all).

Glad to see an accurate thread title.

There's already a clock on the BBS, at the bottom right corner.

I feel like uploading a popcorn gif, but I can't bring myself to.

At 6/17/14 11:26 PM, YenMuffin wrote:

At 6/17/14 09:03 PM, TeslaShockwave wrote: Full HD, or fuck off. I do not care if it's a 5 inch smartphone. That screen had better be 1080 HD or better or it isn't worth buying.

Everything on my monitor looks shit at 1920x1080. Stop being a size queen. 1360x768 works perfect.

OP will always be a size queen

Good on you m8!

At 6/15/14 02:53 AM, Piggler wrote:

At 6/15/14 02:43 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote: Well what do you want to do with your kid as a mom then?

I'm not sure. Kids that age don't exactly bond well with parents.

Perhaps this is how incest came about

At 6/14/14 11:09 PM, Wegra wrote: Wait this a parody of something?

Someone's late to the party...

If you change to some religion, then suicide by drowning will land you in heaven.

Maybe take up music..as a hobby. Find a lucrative career and then make music your hobby, unless you know for sure you can sustain yourself on only music making/performing it.
Keep the girl in the meantime. If you find that you dump her and you still can't do jack shit, then you're fucked both ways. And if you can't fall in love with another girl and vice versa, well, same thing.

At 6/9/14 08:45 AM, Oolaph wrote: The pages of a new book.

The dusty pages of old books.

DJ Slunt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWAwRonlRAI

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And the video was pulled from youtube for being "harassing or [some shit about violating their ToS]"
Nice try google

They're not real because our eyes aren't real.

In before the OP dies and NG gets blamed for not telling him/her to go to the doctor

At 6/8/14 11:38 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:

At 6/8/14 10:49 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: tell Science to stop doing that

this is very upsetting.

Seeing you on the forum again made this thread worth looking at.

Seeing you on the forum again made this thread worth looking at.

At 6/8/14 01:50 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: The 392 Dodge Challenger is clearly the best car.

Naww
The best car is a prius

for more details, look at your signature

At 6/7/14 11:34 PM, Stevenscar wrote: "So, if I do this, you'll stop those kids from riding their skateboards on my lawn?"

Win

Raindrops pit-pattering against the window

At 6/7/14 07:03 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

don't start with c++. Start with Python instead.

Have to disagree with you here. C++ is aged, however majority of background system still running and breathing with it. A software dev without C++ is like a marathon runner without a limb. Why not learn both?

He said "start with python", not "only python". High level programming languages are better if you want to learn how to approach a problem (since it's usually easier to communicate between the language and what you think) and low level languages are good for widespread use.

At 6/7/14 02:16 PM, Kwing wrote:

As opposed to a scripting language like lua, which is just

I do have a soft spot for Lua after learning that you can make PSP homebrew with it...

I don't know what the error is, that seems like it should run fine. Try changing <iostream.h> to just <iostream>; c++ doesn't require the ".h" at the end (that's c)
You could try learning C++ with books, or the internet, or both. Just don't try learning it "in 24 hours" or even "in 3 months". A programming language will take at least a year to laern/become better, but you already knew that.

At 6/7/14 02:42 AM, NeonSpider wrote: You should choose sieorhsoidfiosetro345735647. Almost guaranteed it isn't already taken and if people can't remember that name to recommend your videos to their friends then they aren't worthy of watching your videos now are they?

The man has a point.

At 6/7/14 04:45 AM, 24901miles wrote: Fuck it. If it's just a day, I'll head up to Cambridge and get a hourly record of blood/tissue samples taken for scientific study. I would stay there and make sure to catch everything on film, record my symptoms, and take samples for the weeks to come.

That's assuming that whatever converted you into the opposite sex hasn't decomposed / been disposed of. But this is a better reply than the others in the thread.

And yes, I'm going to say the same thing that everyone else has: whore myself out for money (w/ no STDs) because if I change back to my normal gender the next day, I wouldn't get pregnant, yes? I'd have some sweet bank as well.