At 4/25/08 04:53 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote: Penetration, no matter how short, will always, 100% of the time, result in conception.

Congratulations on ruining thy life.

Erm.. please dont be evil.. I know there are possibilities to get pregnant.. but dude.. 100%? WTF..

At 4/25/08 04:52 PM, Lorkas wrote: Oh no! A fellow newgrounder is in trouble! Stupid rape posts to the rescue! No but seriously, no possibilty. No sperm = no babies. You didn't cum, right?

Yah.. I hope thats true.. :( this is fucking scary.

what are the probabilities to be pregnant when the penis just stayed like 10 seconds in the vagina? I mean.. I did not cum.. just penetrated.. with no protection.. and im fucking scared :( I dont wanna be a father..

Sometimes u born blonde and become brown haired.. Like me, and sometimes u stay blonde..

All I do is think of you x 40

song name: All I do is think of you

Moar!

Once I did put a lighter close to a string and it exploded.. it was fun but I had to change the string.. :P

Shittiest Shit Shitting.. Anyways, I like em, I made a cover of bed of razors.. check it out in my audio submissions :)

Chocolate rain!

Fender Strat.. The best one :D I have no pics at the moment..

The cat thing is fucking horrible :(

At 4/16/08 09:04 PM, speedmetalmessiah wrote:

At 4/16/08 08:59 PM, Gianfri wrote:

At 4/16/08 08:41 PM, speedmetalmessiah wrote:

At 4/16/08 08:07 PM, Gianfri wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 37856 here u go! Hope u like it.. its kinda crappy, I record with chat micros.. Lol :P

Is it that my speakers are broken, or did you separate the tune and your solo into completely separate speakers? Anyway, not bad man, though the ending could have used a bit of tweaking.

Ya I separated the 2 parts completely.. so any of u can hear just one if u want :P anyways is just my try.. i could make it better.. dunno.. lets hear the post maker :P

Ah alright, I just wanted to make sure my speakers were still working properly. I'll try and get to recording something today. I've been wanting to jam over it for a little while now.

Ya.. I think ill make another solo on it.. I was kinda excited to make it quickly lol.. I just found the tone and started an improvisation.. but ill make it fit better on the song.. :P

At 4/16/08 08:41 PM, speedmetalmessiah wrote:

At 4/16/08 08:07 PM, Gianfri wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 37856 here u go! Hope u like it.. its kinda crappy, I record with chat micros.. Lol :P

Is it that my speakers are broken, or did you separate the tune and your solo into completely separate speakers? Anyway, not bad man, though the ending could have used a bit of tweaking.

Ya I separated the 2 parts completely.. so any of u can hear just one if u want :P anyways is just my try.. i could make it better.. dunno.. lets hear the post maker :P

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 37856 here u go! Hope u like it.. its kinda crappy, I record with chat micros.. Lol :P

WOOOOOW awsome ILL try my best.. this is exciting!

Maybe you could use some lubricators..

How the hell u stick ur penis in a dead vagina? I mean, it doesnt get wet and it doesnt get bigger.. WTF..
its impossible to fuck with dead ppl.

I dont know.. I would die :(

Been playin guitar for like 5/6 years.. Not much ppl of the ppl I know is better than me.. I love playing and ya I have lot of instruments in my house, like a Cuatro (Venezuelan 4 Stringed guitar), an harmonica, a weird flute made in peru by indians.. An Accordeon, I can play drums too.. hmm, and sure Piano a bit.

Orly - Yarly

Dont forget CatDog!! :D

At 4/14/08 11:54 PM, AwesomeSauce wrote: OMFG Catdog! Thanks for reminding me!

My pleasure :)

Catdog not allowed.

At 4/14/08 02:05 PM, pspmad wrote: What makes you go into "Fear"? Mines ( Call me a pussie, fucking noob anytime) Loud Sounds, Bleeding Text and unknown deaths in films ( You know when some is killed, but doesnt show up.)

FUCKING CLOWNS! AHH.. :(

U can see a lot of ways if u saw Jurassic Park series..

At 4/14/08 02:18 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Rottweiler.

I lol'd.

Emo Jokes are funny, but when I see them in the streets wearing such stupid clothes, and haircuts, and makeup, and laying in the ground like if someone forced them to eternal depression.. I wish they just kill themselves, cause thats what they want to or im wrong? why the fuck a person that wants to die, have to wear fucking stupid clothes and gay makeup? I just cant undestand em.. I CANT! One thing makes me ask another about them.. They are such stupid persons, FUCKING MORONS.. Plus, life is wonderful, why the fuck u want to die? even if all ur family died in front of your eyes you shud love life, even if your girlfrend leaves u, even if ur parents are dicks, whatever happens in ur life isnt enough reason to kill urself, AHHH.. And about cutting themselves, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I mean, are u serious? U rly think that ur problems are drained from your veins when u cut em? MY god.. Stupid ppl does exist.. Ah.. Please stop.. Just find another thing to do..

I wish my beard was an emo, so it would cut itself.

Screamo is like emo but screaming. Sometimes ppl say call metal screamo, and no, metal Screams are fucking amazing, how can u say that Craddle, or Children of bodom are SCREAMO? WTF.. Screamos are emos screaming, thats what i think.

Look at her face! :D Id fuck her if I was a dog. Plus, his name is Ginger, like Ginger the pornstar :D

At 4/14/08 01:34 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: Chernobyl Dogs are the best.

Aw poor dog :(