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That was hilarious! I lol'd so hard!

If your gf is imagining somebody else, she probably won't be your gf for much longer and I don't blame her.

At 5/27/09 08:55 PM, iwantbrainz wrote: pointless rambling

Chill out, it'll be ready when its ready. Just be patient.

Anitaliantiko is my favorite! She's amazing!

They're both overrated. Family Guy got old real quick.

At 5/26/09 12:26 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: If a man sleeps with more than one guy, he's a hero.

Not one of my heroes.

Anyways a myth, "No such thing as a good looking girl who cooks." Well I found her and shes beautiful and an amazing cook!

You know, its probably better for your health if you cut out soda completely.

IT was pretty good stuff today!

Tom Green is not funny, he just wants to be.

I know my fiance and my friends who I convince to get accounts on Newgrounds.

Full Metal Jacket
Taxi Driver
Goodfellas

Those are a few of my favorites. I recommend those.

That is amazing, I've always wanted to travel out there.

You are so clever! I wish I was more like you!

Captain Crunch does that to you sometimes. They put some weird things in there....

At 5/25/09 01:15 PM, shake101 wrote: well I'm of to Baghdad for 165 days be back on ng whenever

Semper Fi do or die

Good luck to you! I'll probably be going there eventually too.

At 5/25/09 01:18 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I thought America was pulling out...

that's what she thought too, now we're all stuck with an unwanted baby...

I have a facebook, but I'm liking it less and less. I always get people requesting me because we went to the same high school or whatever, even though we weren't there together and I don't know them. The fact that I get a good 100 or so app invites everyday, doesn't really motivate me to log in as much either.

Those small local commercials always amuse me. You think they would get better writers for those them.

The only reason there would be no humans left on earth is because we killed ourselves off. So, if we nuked ourselves into submission, the world would be an apocalyptic landscape, so it really wouldn't be better off without us.

I'll watch it to see if its good, but I'm not expecting too much.

I for one, find this hilarious!

At 5/23/09 11:22 PM, animehater wrote:

At 5/23/09 08:15 PM, aninjaman wrote: What makes business not incompetent?

They have to be competent in order to stay in business.

It's survival of the fittest. If a business can't run things properly, keep costs down, remain productive, etc., they will go out of business.

That doesn't describe me. I save like there's no tomorrow, have a fiance, and could care less about ALG2 or jocks.

Don't worry, it gets better. You're still young, so you have plenty of time to find a girl. Perhaps, try looking in your community for a nice Jewish girl. If you still have trouble getting a girl, you might be trying to hard. Take some time to focus on yourself and get in better shape, learn a new skill, etc. Trust me, you'll find a girl eventually. In the mean time though, live your life and have fun!

Congrats to all these authors!

At 5/22/09 05:51 PM, MrDark01234 wrote: they are now my hero.

You're welcome! I was just trying to help out.

At 5/23/09 01:48 AM, Ranger2 wrote:

At 5/17/09 02:00 AM, andycastaneda wrote: did you let your pants drop to your ankles?

Yes, I did.

Just a hunch, but I think that might be why.

Title names are important. It needs to be relevant and not something stupid like "UMMMWTF!?!?!?".

I recently read this article in the Wall Street Journal about why the U.S. Government should not run businesses. The article lists the following arguments:

1. Governments are run by politicians, not businessmen.
2. Politicians need headlines.
3. Governments use other people's money
4. Government does not tolerate competition.
5. Government enterprises are almost always monopolies and thus do not face competition at all.
6. Successful corporations are run by benevolent despots.
7. Government is regulated by government.

The details of these arguments can be read in the article.

I know a number of people who say that the U.S. should get rid of Capitalism and move towards Socialism. I personally believe in Capitalism (even though it has its flaws, as does every economic system) and agree with this article, but I would like to hear other people's opinion on this.

Would you rather he rush it and it turns out like crap, or take his time and make it wonderful? Let the man work! He'll let us know when its ready!