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You are tearing me apart Wiseau.

I lol'd so hard.

You look like that?
I should get my glasses fixed.

I love word scrambles.

.....

TINKLER.

It was a cold damp March afternoon. I walked into the kitchen and stared grimacingly at the meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I couldn't tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking. Over the years I began to notice the change in Lois.. the bright, exuberant eyes I had fallen in love with now grew weak, and dull...

I SMELL AWARD.
SMELLS LIKE SHIT.

Anybody? ._.

Wait!
Then what's wrong with this?

on (release) {
if (_root.availablepoints>0) {
_root.availablepoints+=1
_root.strength-=1
}
}

Egad! I would never have thought to have two '}'s.

Lul.

Thanks! =D

Hey, I'm making a stat menu for my game, and I can't get it to stop subtracting "Available Points"

on (release) {
if (_root.availablepoints>0) {
_root.strength+=1
}
_root.availablepoints-=1
}

That's my script, and it'll stop adding to Strength once 'availablepoints' reaches 0, but it won't stop subtracting from availablepoints. Can someone help?

Well... thats easy..

|Pow! Right in the kisser.

At 5/14/08 10:44 PM, g0t wrote:

At 5/14/08 10:39 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Everyone who posted in this thread besides a select few are proof evolution isn't real

Am I on the list, chap?

Diddo?

At 5/14/08 10:18 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 5/14/08 10:09 PM, Gdark1 wrote: In my opinion,

Evolution is the answer to how, not why.

Exactly.

There is no why in science.

At all.

THANK you.

At 5/14/08 10:26 PM, TheLobsterman wrote: no you would get cancer

Nowai.

I think you'd get Heart Burn.

If a leech sucked blood from a guy that had aids..

And then sucked your blood.

Would you get Herpes? o_o

In my opinion,

Evolution is the answer to how, not why.

My bet is on Captain Crunch, cause he's always in his wacky shinanigans

Why is everyone dissing on this guy?

Well, you probably have to wear a suit at the most just to get in.
And a ton of people go without dates.
Don't miss out on it, it's a once in a lifetime thing.

Theres millions of 'em, dude.

Been around for ages.

At 5/4/08 07:23 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: GUESS WHAT, IDIOT?

They can't track me when I'm using a fucking PROXY!

Maybe you didn't read where I said I was using a PROXY!

Dumbass. Also, I take lots of measures clearing up evidence on the computers I use as well. I keep all the downloads in an... inconspicuous... folder on the network.

Is this a debate or seeing how many cuss-words you can stick into your post?

Seriously, they make you sound really dumb.

Mines 1,337

In my opinion, Just give her the ol' chub-slap.

I'm not Athiest, but i'm not into the whole "Jesus had magical superpowers" Shit.

o-o

Have sex with George Bush so he can die a slow AIDS Related Death.

And maybe Mel Gibson while your at it

At 5/8/08 10:20 PM, EpicFail wrote: For good, I love you guys, click in my sig to find out why.

Gergaloth, I love you.
Americanidiot2f, he is all yours, you asshole.

Well. I guess you left because your newgrounds was... an Epic Fail?

LULZ

No I'm Kidding.
I don't know you but, See you dude.

At 4/27/08 01:45 AM, dark101 wrote: well, you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat.

Your wrong. Curiousity killed the cat, not that assortment of letters you just put there.

[/GrammerNazi]

Lol.

I was playing basketball at my grandparent's house, and the rustic old metal basketball net/pole (basically the whole thing) Came down on my head.

It hurt like a bitch

Why is this even a thread?

We all know this is the reason why Rednecks have guns..

(Because their dick is really small)

Erm.. well, I'm kinda sick of these people saying "If your 13/14 and can't sperm, than you need to get it checked out."

I was in Family Life last month, and my teacher said that people can hit puberty at as late as Age 16.

At 5/5/08 08:47 PM, slackerzac wrote: Enjoy her while she lasts, for harvest will be here before you know it.

Harvest will be good this year..

Miley Circus is a whore. :D

She's bending over for that Nick Jonas kid.

But I must say, what a lucky guy he is.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, in a pile of leaves?

Russel.