At 6/28/07 07:12 PM, LegolasFIN wrote: what the fuck? wtf? are you smoking?

No.

Five, Five, Five, Five, Five-One-Five, Five, Five-One-Five, Up, Down.

Huge cola sharks.

Friend bread.

Dun dun dun DUUUN

Dun dun DUUUN

Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!

Bob Holness has joined The Hives!

Shit!

Spot on. Perfect, thanks pal!

At 5/24/07 03:19 PM, ninjitsuwarrior wrote: 1. if(_currentframe==1){
_root.all="1"
}
or something like that

Right, cheers, I've got that working.

Can anyone answer my second question?

Okay, so I'm crap at this and need some assitance, please! This is what I would like to do:

1. I have a dynamic text box with the instance name "all". There's a simple line of code that can change the numeral in this box. In my case, I have the number 1 typed in it, but when a certain frame is reached, the code changes the number to a 2. How?

2. On a button press, I need it to check the numeral in the "all" box. If it is 1, I want it to go to one frame, and if it is 2, I want it to go to another.

Simple problem, probably has a simple answer. If you'd like me to elaborate further, I will.

Thanks.

Bang.

It's a conspiracy.

Of what?

Madness.

Stranger than this?

Poor Richie.

You know, the principal off Saved By The Bell? Aye, him. He was great.

There should be a challenge where he is locked in a booth, and a few Jamiroquai songs are piped in, and he must distinguish them apart from each other. Because all their songs sound the fucking same.

Oh, and the booth is vaccuum-sealed.

Mr Belding finds Zen's anger comical.

At 7/7/06 11:10 AM, CBadBlood wrote: its hard t obeat mamma jokes tho...

No, it isn't, it's incredibly easy.

Because they're shit.

You're supposed to acknowledge my joke, not post your own, as they will inevitably be inferior.

This guy walks up to a girl in a pub, one night, and says, "Hey, baby, later on tonight you'll be screaming my name."

The girl gigles, and replies, "Oh really? What's your name?"

"Rape. John Rape."

*Launches into the abyss*

I can't launch her into the abyss if just us two want it, that wouldn't be fair.

One more vote, however, would be.

Hands up whoever wants to launch her into the abyss?

At 7/7/06 08:45 AM, -Crimson_Blade- wrote: Why do you keep making these

Because I can.

I think she looks pretty hot.
Or is that because I'm visualising her aflame?

At 7/7/06 08:30 AM, Checkout wrote:

Why do you keep making these? Is it to decide which one of yours friends you should fuck? Thats a darn shame!

She's no friend of mine.

I would.
But I've got dibs on the cricket bat.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

At 5/9/06 07:35 PM, FUNKamq wrote:

At 5/9/06 07:28 PM, Gaizka wrote:

At 5/9/06 07:26 PM, krazykangaroo wrote: he gets laid? o wait, never mind, that day will never come.....

Divvn't be cheeky.

I hope you get banned for picture spam because you are the most annoying bieng known to man.

I hope you get banned for being an insolent little cunt.

Divvn't be cheeky.