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Topic: If there is a lit portal

Posted: 11/23/09 02:49 AM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 12:35 AM, cast wrote:
Get the fuck off of my website right now.

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A lit portal will be the best portal imo >:(

I can't wait for it to happen, and I look forward to submitting my own stories featuring some well known NG characters in sexually arousing scenes.


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Topic: A rant about the loss of Humanity

Posted: 11/23/09 12:57 AM

Forum: General

Lol what a bunch of twats. Got a site link please?


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Topic: I Like Kristen Stewart

Posted: 11/23/09 12:40 AM

Forum: General

She is fucking hot.

When I watched Twilight and she appeared on screen, I think I silently thanked the lord or anyone, very gorgeous young woman, and she made the film more enjoyable to watch.


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Topic: Religion Truth

Posted: 11/23/09 12:35 AM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 12:28 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
Hey Gagsy, why are womens feet small? As they can fit closer to the sink!
I suck at jokes so steal bad ones.

Lol D:<

Ten things men know about women:

1. They have a vaginal opening.
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10. Oh, and tits!


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Topic: Bands that are good story tellers?

Posted: 11/23/09 12:29 AM

Forum: General

Bright Eyes - Amy In The White Coat

Tells the story of a teenage girl who is sexually molested by her father a lot. Tells the story in different sections, first from a narrative point of view then her father, narrative again then turns into a guy at school who has noticed her and her strange behavior.

Basically, she goes home, her father has sex with her, she feels nothing just weight on her until her speaks and she feels sick then. He comments about how she is his favourite, how she needs to follow the rules and such. Then the next day she gets up for school, struggling hoping the alarm clock is lying. She is then described(my favourite part actually, so I'll just paste the lyrics);

"Where you're a bag of warm fluid
You're the corpse in the class
You walk so near to your locker
You lay so low in the grass
Did you get that coat from the principal?
Did you get that bruise on the bus?
You should wash your hair more
You should look more like us."

So this has now turned into a story from the male highschooler. He has noticed her, and then he talks about how she was walking under a blue sky yet she still looked cold with her collar up high, then he tries to talk to her and she just walks by, and he finishes off the song.

It's a very bittersweet song.


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Topic: Religion Truth

Posted: 11/23/09 12:20 AM

Forum: General

I cannot fucking stand it when people get all PC about jokes. It's the same with jokes about black people, of course I laugh - Doesn't mean I'm racist, I fucking laugh at white jokes and women jokes! Things that are more likely to offend me!

I have no disrespect for certain religions, but they are a pillar of amusement in jokes, especially when you got bishops sexually abooosing choir boys. Always good basis for a joke there.

Religion: Giving people hope in a world torn apart by religion.


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Topic: my gf made me see new moon

Posted: 11/23/09 12:14 AM

Forum: General

Consider yourself very lucky if you found that to be the longest movie of your life. Really, there are some horrible films out there, you just want to jump on the "New Moon/Twilight is awful' bandwagon. Really.

It's just a fucking film. You should consider this a blessing, your girlfriend owes you now, so make her pay up.


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Topic: Are you miserable?

Posted: 11/23/09 12:12 AM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 12:03 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
I find it so annoying when people always say there is always a way to get happy and forget it all and all that crap, as if I am not allowed to live sad. Sad is perfect I mostly kept it in hold for half a year or so, just need to get more used to it frankly its how I normally feel, so why should I change to feel like someone else.

If everyone was normal where's the fun? =P

I don't know. I would like to be happy, don't get me wrong there are times when I am bursting with happiness, usually around the presence of my adoring nephew, or just playing with my dog. I laugh heartily at jokes because I think I need to. As people say, you either laugh or cry, and laughing stops the crying.

Problem is when I see people my age out having a good time, their idea of fun makes me crawl further into a shell (I'm not shy btw). I just can't be someone like them I think.

As much as I try to look ahead for a better future, it's very bleak, probably 'helps' that my family is cursed with the worst luck ever. I don't know.


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Topic: teenagers saying "i love you"

Posted: 11/23/09 12:06 AM

Forum: General

I agree and disagree to some extent. Yes, the words are threw about a lot by kids, much more than back when kids 'courted' each other. It's the chaning times, and kids now believe they know everything, so when they feel that they are in love, well good luck trying to tell them otherwise. It's actually an important lesson for teenagers anyway. What we do as teenagers shapes us into the adults we become. You'll have a healthier chance of a lasting relationship in your adult life if you've gone through the trials and errors of teen 'love'.

It's a good and bad thing, thankfully people grow up.


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Topic: Are you miserable?

Posted: 11/22/09 11:59 PM

Forum: General

My very existance is miserable. I can't put into details all the things that have gone wrong with my life that have accounted to me being used to being sad - That is now a normal emotional state for me.


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Topic: God Bless Newgrounds

Posted: 11/22/09 10:50 AM

Forum: General

I spend all day on Newounds.

Fuck MY life.

Anyway, sorry to hear about your job. I'm sure you'll find a new decent one in time. Just enjoy the rest of your weekend if you can.


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Topic: school 3 hours a day.

Posted: 11/22/09 10:49 AM

Forum: General

Without a doubt do school first. Besides the fact that you are better at retaining information in the morning, you don't want to have a hard working morning THEN go to school, you won't remember much if you're too tired. It'll be pointless. So put your education first for sure, at least you can still work alright on a tired mind, learning is harder.


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Topic: Why do christians mourn the dead?

Posted: 11/22/09 08:21 AM

Forum: General

Because while they may be better in an afterlife, us here still alive feel the pain of losing them, because we aren't in a heaven paradise like them, our mortal bodies hurt and our beating hearts feel. You can be 'happy' that someone has passed when they have been in pain for a long time and know they've gone to a better place but it'll still hurt you.

I'm not a Christian btw. This is just nature. We all mourn, even animals.


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Topic: scoute

Posted: 11/22/09 08:04 AM

Forum: General

Nice job stealing artwork there. You do realise the signatures are different on 2 of them and the other is unsigned. If you really did them you'd either have signed them all (the same way) or not at all.

Dumb.


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Topic: Pokemon Interpretation: A Trauma

Posted: 11/22/09 07:45 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 07:43 AM, Upyourface wrote:
I know, that's why I said it was stolen; you can't steal something before it's there.

My bad, I thought you were talking about this thread being 'stolen' from the one you posted. Doesn't matter. The guy didn't know this thread existed and the idea never came from Newgrounds to begin with anyway.


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Topic: My friend is staying the night

Posted: 11/22/09 07:43 AM

Forum: General

H) Let him sleep in peace as you would wish the same if you were in his position.


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Topic: Pokemon Interpretation: A Trauma

Posted: 11/22/09 07:41 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 07:38 AM, Upyourface wrote: Someone stole the idea. Linky

This thread was made before mate. The OP of that thread should have searched harder, if at all.


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Topic: Pokemon Interpretation: A Trauma

Posted: 11/22/09 07:40 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 07:33 AM, Hedzshot01 wrote:
At 10/4/09 11:42 PM, Crashman wrote: This is just a theory. Nothing less.
This.

If facts didn't start out as theories first we'd have progressed no where in life would we?

Sure, it is just a theory, but it's the idea that it could easier be right that makes it a powerful idea. Anyone can say that a character from a big tv show is just in a coma but they need to find things that back that claim up, and whoever wrote this has done that. You can vision every aspect of Ash's pokemon life as a mad wild dream, one where he is escaping his real life and real feelings and going further into the rabbit hole.

It's the FACT that this theory is believable that makes it so powerful to the reader.


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Topic: I'm a thief...

Posted: 11/22/09 07:02 AM

Forum: General

Yeah I often nick items from my local petrol station, usually dvds. Only steal from those who can afford it. As long as you don't steal off hardworking people, and just stick to big companies you're ok in my books.


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Topic: What is this...I don't even...

Posted: 11/22/09 06:01 AM

Forum: General

I actually find the 'do mice like cheese' question worse, simply because every single cartoon involving mice will show cheese somehow and back in real life cheese is the favourite food to stick on a mousetrap :( So yeah bit silly not to realise that mice like cheese, or have bones, and bladders. Lol.


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Topic: Has everyone seen this yet?

Posted: 11/22/09 05:31 AM

Forum: General

I've never been a huge fan of Pokemon but that is quite a great theory. I want that to be true so badly D: Great read.


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Topic: A Final Goodbye?

Posted: 11/22/09 04:02 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 03:18 AM, TheGodfather wrote:
I dunno why I'm asking Newgrounds though, you're all virgins or complete asshats, and most likely can't comprehend love. And it's not as easy as just "finding another". Because I've dated 30+ girls to find her.

I forgot to mention, I find this highly insulting. If you want advice, my first real piece of advice would be to try and not offend the people you asking help from. It's mighty egotistical of you to say that most of us here cannot comprehend love, but yet still you are asking us for help.

You might want to remember that.

Besides, you're just 16, I don't care how long you've been with this girl, you don't even fully understand the extent of real love, even though you might think differently. Age and experience can change how a man sees the world. Always it always will.


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Topic: A Final Goodbye?

Posted: 11/22/09 03:42 AM

Forum: General

Your educations are most important. Don't settle for love at your young age. I'm sure you do love her, but feelings can change over time and while you're young you should not tie your options down so badly. Both go to the colleges you want to, try a long distance relationship, they CAN work if the love is there, but accept the fact that you're likely not going to be together forever.


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Topic: NG Trends

Posted: 11/22/09 03:03 AM

Forum: General


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Topic: NG Trends

Posted: 11/22/09 03:01 AM

Forum: General


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Topic: Cartoon Network has died...

Posted: 11/22/09 01:25 AM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 12:10 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:
Getting older doesn't change the fact that it is no longer Cartoon Network. They made an active decision to show things that weren't tangentially related to animation, following in the steps of AdultSwim. AdultSwim isn't a set of cartoons anymore and hasn't been for a long time. And now the rest of the station is following suit.

I think its perfectly reasonable to say Cartoon Network has died when they've renamed the station CN-REAL. (pathetic)

To be honest I was never a Cartoon Network kid anyway. I was more for Nickelodeon. I just know that while I personally preferred watching the shows like Kenan & Kel, Sabrina, Sister Sister, I would no doubt be happy watching the shows they have now without thinking much about it. I hadn't realised Cartoon Network had changed their programming some dramatically. So sure maybe that has died, but the state of cartoons still hasn't, not really.


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Topic: Maggie Simpson

Posted: 11/22/09 01:20 AM

Forum: General

In a cartoon where NONE of the characters age, you're just concerned for Maggie?


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Topic: Think about this

Posted: 11/22/09 01:18 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 01:10 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote:
Yes. Give me the pen and I'll find out for myself.

I'm afraid I can't let you do that Guru.

Think about this


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Topic: For great justice

Posted: 11/22/09 01:06 AM

Forum: General

But then we'd just be left with zags.


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Topic: Think about this

Posted: 11/22/09 01:04 AM

Forum: General

This pen doesn't shoot ink. It fires lasers and hot painful acid onto peoples skins, causing them a horrible death.

Can you prove it doesn't?

Think about this


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