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Response to: 112 year old man marries 17 y/o... Posted November 3rd, 2009 in General

"...hopes to have children"

???
WAT?!

uhh... well,.... yeah........um.....have.....uh......have fun with that....

Response to: Madness Sprite Sheets Posted February 6th, 2009 in Game Development

At 2/6/09 09:06 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: you can get a trial of a newer version, but i those are only like 30 days. try adobe.com cuz they have trial versions you can download. or just look for sprites that are saved as an older version. this is all assuming you don't want to pay for a new version.

it cost like $700. of course i don't want to pay for that when i'm contented with the flash i have now. i just need the goddamned sprites.

Response to: Madness Sprite Sheets Posted February 6th, 2009 in Game Development

At 2/6/09 08:57 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: you could have an older version of flash maybe?

it's an '04 version....so..yeah....

where can i update?

Madness Sprite Sheets Posted February 6th, 2009 in Game Development

i've downloaded a bunch from all diffrent sites, and i've tried loading them onto both the mac vesion and the pc version of flash, but every time i get this error message saying "unexpected file format" the files are .fla format.

what am i doing wrong?

the internet <3 guns Posted November 13th, 2008 in General

i have a trerm paper due next marking period and a problem. i've googled and googled and googled and it does seem that internet users love their guns a lot.

does anyone know of any sites that are pro gun control? my teacher says i need to take their theories and shoot them down.

also, i need cold hard statistics, like pie charts and stuff.

Response to: Halp! Want New Airsoft..can't Find Posted November 7th, 2008 in General

At 11/7/08 11:45 AM, AlmostDead1 wrote: Have you tried looking on Ebay and Amazon?

ebay and amazon only sell the gas model.

Response to: Halp! Want New Airsoft..can't Find Posted November 7th, 2008 in General

At 11/7/08 11:13 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Provide links to the two sites you already found.

link 1 Link 2

also, you're a fucking moron for posting your address

i really don't care who knows where i live. i can defend myself.

Response to: Halp! Want New Airsoft..can't Find Posted November 7th, 2008 in General

At 11/7/08 10:59 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: You mean this?

WRONG!!!! that's the cheap-ass motherfucking .44 mag deagle mark Vii it is NOT made by KWC and it fuckin' SUCKS. i'm looking for the KWC spring Desert Eagle Mark XIX .50 model

Response to: Halp! Want New Airsoft..can't Find Posted November 7th, 2008 in General

At 11/7/08 07:42 AM, Spirosgod wrote: Where do you live???
>.>

Sorry, bout that. i was in a rush to get this posted.
20 Wood Lane
Malver
Pennsylvania
19355

At 11/7/08 07:57 AM, CowBoyKyle wrote: why are we doing your shopping?

because i'm a bit technilogically chalenged, and i'm also hoping someone here bought one on line and knos where to get one

At 11/7/08 08:26 AM, BlackSapphire wrote: Why a spring?

i bought the electric two years ago and they friggin' suck, and the gas model is WAY TOO expensive.

At 11/7/08 09:24 AM, Entranceolot wrote:
At 11/7/08 08:26 AM, BlackSapphire wrote: Why a spring?
Finding Gas is a bitch. Maybe he doesnt have mains electricity where he lives?

no, for a Desert Eagle finding a gas model is easy, however, they cost OVER TWICE as much initially AND you hav e to buy gas in order to use them which would cost even MORE friggin money.
i only have $100.......
and what do you mean i don't have electricity, we are on the internet, of course i have electricity or i wouldn't be able to write this right now.

Halp! Want New Airsoft..can't Find Posted November 7th, 2008 in General

i'm looking for a site that sells the KWC SPRING ACTION DESERT EAGLE in BLACK but i can't find one. i've only found 2 sites that offer to sell it..... one's in hong kong. the other's in california....and the fucking californian one doesn't ship to my fuckin' house..........

i need your HELP

i've googled it untill my eyes fell out and my knuckles bled........ but all i've found are reviews saying how awesome it is.....

if anyone has this airsoft gun and would like to tell me where the fuck they got it from........POST NOW!!!!

BTW; if you offer me a site, MAKE SURE THEY HAVE IT IN STOCK!!! thank you. have a nice day

Response to: my cousin used to be athiest, but.. Posted October 17th, 2008 in General

At 10/17/08 06:50 AM, penis-plant wrote: "You will go to hell where the lakes of fire and brimstone scourch your soul for all eternity."

i can't even begin to say how wrong that is for a minister to say

Response to: Flash CS3 Posted October 17th, 2008 in General

flash forum dude....

Response to: Got in a fight at school. Posted October 17th, 2008 in General

there has only been one fight on record in my school in the past five years..........i was one of the two people directly involved.

some high kid broke the vice principle's nose last year......but that didn't qualify.

Response to: Scarriest Masturbation Moments Posted August 14th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 05:46 AM, emma-existential wrote: Just one girl story amongst all the men? While I may regret sharing this later, it can at least offer some diversity to the mix.
........I was just about to peak AGAIN......

the world is not fair.

Response to: Scarriest Masturbation Moments Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

my cat got me three times in one night.

you see the only computer in my house is on the ground floor. so, one night, i was doing my usual watching this really hot shower porno staring my favorite porn star; Eve Lawrence (who i'd do even if it would give me ghonorea) anyway, i was about to.......arrive....when all the sudden my eye catches the window, where a pair of glowing eyes was staring at me... trust me, seeing a demonic pair of eyes makes the tingle go away real fast..... anyway..... it turned out to be my cat.... so i opened up the window and let him in..... and then i went back to watching Eve Lawrence ride it again. i went back to doing my buisness when the cat, out of nowhere goes "MEOW" really, really, loud which scared the shit out of me. i whirl around in the chair to face him and he hisses at me.... which was really weird.... anyway, so once again i start watching Eve Lawrence's tits going up and down. while i'm doing so, the cat jumps onto the arm of the couch which is right next to the computer, and i have long hair. so, he sees my hair swaying back and forth, hanging in front of my face, and it antices him. so, he pounces on my head and his nogan hits me right in the nose, which starts bleeding. taking a hint i shut off the computer and go to bed.

no lie, i swear to god.

Response to: Fun stuff to do on google! Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 06:13 PM, djmrules wrote: Strangely enough I've never actually typed "porn" into google.

wow, i do that on a bi-weekly basis......

oh, shit, did i just say that out loud....
Response to: An Inventory Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 07:32 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Here is an inventory of all the alcoholic beverages in the house:

40 beers, split about evenly between cans and bottles
9 bottles wine

5 bottles vodka

4 bottles champagne
2 bottles Bailey's Irish Creme
1 bottle cognac
1 bottle Tanqueray gin
1 bottle margarita mix, party-size
1 bottle Captain Morgan's rum
1 bottle Kahlua
1 bottle brandy
This seems a little excessive for a single mother, don't you think?

FIVE BOTTLES OF VODKA!?

dude, that's WAAAAYYYYYYYY excessive. my parent's have had the same bottle of vodka in our drink cabinet since 1984

Response to: PS2 video games...what to buy... Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 07:41 PM, full0fish wrote:
At 8/13/08 07:39 PM, GiantDouche wrote: ...a PS3
I haven't won the lottery yet.

that's exactly what i was about to say.... wanna be friends?

Response to: Lowest form of wit? Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 07:17 PM, Sawke wrote: You're mama FTW! but she can't win because she's too fat.

you see this knife?

i bought it in switzerland.

it's ten and a half inches from the bottom of the hilt to the tip of the blade. the sharp of the blade is six inches long and it is sharp enough to shave the hairs clean off your arm in one pass....

DON'T FUCK WITH ME....

i'm crazier than the fucking joker...

Lowest form of wit?

Response to: PS2 video games...what to buy... Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 07:30 PM, full0fish wrote: Descriptions:
GTA: San Andreas?
Surely, you have heard of this one?

i have it.... i sort of like it becayse you can do practically anything but i hate gangbangers guts so i hate that whole part

Response to: How do you answer this question? Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

what the FUCK do puppets have to do with law?!

Response to: PS2 video games...what to buy... Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

please to be writing descriptions on the games....

Response to: Why is it...? Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 07:00 PM, Jorgeiscool wrote: Why is it crazy and emo for a dork to go to school one day and kill a person thats picked on him his whole life but its cool and gangster for someone to kill someone that bumped shoulders with them in the street?

more important question.... how come the FCC and the MPAA don't mind blood and guts everywhere, but when they see a bare tit they freak out like monkey on drugs?

Response to: Oh god i'm going to hell... Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

dude... i've done a whole lot of things worse than that......

oh, shit.

well, i guess i'll meet you in hell.

Response to: Lowest form of wit? Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

"your mom" jokes....

if i hear another person make one i will rip out the joke maker's eyes and toung and shove them so far up their ass that they'll choke on them

Response to: PS2 video games...what to buy... Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/13/08 07:02 PM, Smokey651 wrote: Get black,

Not twisted metal: Black.... just... Black.

i have Black..... i love it...

At 8/13/08 07:02 PM, Z-esty wrote:
www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/15
360

fail, i'm asking the question with me in mind... i'm not going to do a random browse and try to find something... it'll take way too long

and now might be a good time to mention that i hate fantasy games.

PS2 video games...what to buy... Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

i got a PS2 system and almost no games.... so, i need advice on what games to buy.

my likings, first person shooters, games with explosions, i've been liking star wars games in times of recent... but, the novelty will soon wear out....

to give you an idea here's a list of games i've played and really liked.

Twisted Metal: Black
Ghost Recon
Black
Star Wars: Racer Revenge
Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness

and if anyone has any information on "Twisted Metal: Head On, Extra Twisted Edition...." i'd like to know about it.

Response to: The Sims Serial Killer Posted August 13th, 2008 in General

At 8/10/08 11:58 PM, JaY11 wrote: That would be awesome. Making friends only to murder them later on in front of their kids, and then brutally murder the kids while they mourn for their parents...

or, do what the Red Dragon did in that book that probably no one else has read....

Response to: NG needs more mods Posted July 12th, 2008 in General

At 7/12/08 05:27 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: we probably do need more mods since most of them are never on.

that's my point.

Response to: whats with jhovas witness? Posted July 12th, 2008 in General

At 7/12/08 03:33 PM, TSstudios wrote: I dont understand. who are they and what do they do? Almost every moneth 3 people come to my door wanting to give me a brochure and asking me to join.

the next time just freak out. you'll scare 'em off and hopefully they'll tell their friends to not go to your house.