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Author Search Results: 'Fyord'

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Topic: Conundrum?

Posted: 08/06/07 09:59 AM

Forum: General

At 8/6/07 09:57 AM, Ejit wrote:
At 8/6/07 09:52 AM, Fyord wrote: Only because your mom's pussy is too loose from last night.
as loose as your ass.

so i'm guessing you meant my dad.

Excuse me for not being simplistic enough for your semi-simian mind.
I meant that I ram your mom's ass when her twat is too sore.

On a lighter note, how's your wife and my kids?


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Topic: Wwjd (what Would Jesus Drive?)

Posted: 08/06/07 09:54 AM

Forum: General

I suppose a bright pink tricycle is out of the question..
So...
A Yugo?
No!
A Pinto!!


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Topic: Conundrum?

Posted: 08/06/07 09:52 AM

Forum: General

At 8/6/07 09:50 AM, Ejit wrote:
At 8/6/07 09:45 AM, Fyord wrote:
At 8/6/07 09:42 AM, Ejit wrote: "Job: Writer"

Faggot.
Maybe you need to go back to your mindless jacking off, twat.
Maybe you should go back to your mindless anal insertion, faggot.

lolz

Only because your mom's pussy is too loose from last night.


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Topic: Conundrum?

Posted: 08/06/07 09:45 AM

Forum: General

At 8/6/07 09:42 AM, Ejit wrote: "Job: Writer"

Faggot.

Better than being an international fuck up. Maybe you need to go back to your mindless jacking off, twat.


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Topic: Conundrum?

Posted: 08/06/07 09:41 AM

Forum: General

At 8/6/07 09:39 AM, Ejit wrote: Ah, good to see you're adjusting to the way of Newgrounds.

I can call you a faggot now.

You could, but it would be an inaccurate statement.
Try "Ruler of your entire existence" and you'll be a little bit closer to the truth.


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Topic: Wwjd (what Would Jesus Drive?)

Posted: 08/06/07 09:33 AM

Forum: General

At 8/6/07 09:31 AM, G-Banger wrote:
At 8/6/07 09:17 AM, Fyord wrote:
At 8/6/07 09:15 AM, Jflash1199 wrote: This could be true, if this werent a great description of Chuck Norris!
What are you talking about? Chuck Norris IS Jesus!
Are you implying that Jesus would be a bad actor and sub par action hero?

Yup, complete with his own redneck television show.


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Topic: If Newgrounds had a lover..

Posted: 08/06/07 09:32 AM

Forum: General

Tom and Wade's mom


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Topic: Conundrum?

Posted: 08/06/07 09:22 AM

Forum: General

At 8/6/07 09:15 AM, Ejit wrote: This thread was supposed to be about condoms

No, this post was supposed to be about whatever the person who posted the topic wanted it to be about. You just wanted it to be something dirty so that you could jack off to it.


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Topic: Wwjd (what Would Jesus Drive?)

Posted: 08/06/07 09:17 AM

Forum: General

At 8/6/07 09:15 AM, Jflash1199 wrote: This could be true, if this werent a great description of Chuck Norris!

What are you talking about? Chuck Norris IS Jesus!


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Topic: Conundrum?

Posted: 08/06/07 09:09 AM

Forum: General

The thing is, its not saying it is the most anticipated MMORPG, just that it is the most anticipated nautical MMORPG. So, as an MMORPG, it isn't anticipated at all. But as a Nautical MMORPG.. ahh... The advertising genius.


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Topic: Wwjd (what Would Jesus Drive?)

Posted: 08/06/07 08:59 AM

Forum: General

Jesus doesn't ever actually move, so he doesn't need to drive anywhere. He moves the rest of the corporeal universe around him, so that he may necessarily be where he needs to be at any given time.


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Topic: Sprite Club

Posted: 05/05/06 07:55 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/5/06 07:37 PM, Ryan914 wrote: http://img84.imagesh..1144/straybow7xl.png

Sweet. Any Idea what the rings near the bottom are for?


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Topic: Sprite Club

Posted: 04/29/06 11:58 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

No.. a club for sprites.. Which I wish to join. I, sadly, am but a fresh face in this world of flash, and the sub world of the sprites, but I still wish to call myself a member of this club.

m1n1g33k@yahoo.com

My E-mail, for your (or anyone elses, if you don't have the time) note of acceptance/rejection, whichever the case may be.


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