Heh, what alcohol can do to you. Just pray that some mexican cell mate didnt ''take advantage'' of you whilst u were in the big house.

''The wangcaster was on the Graham Norton TV show, in Great Britain, where he showed it to Bon Jovi, who said "wow, that guitar has balls!"
OMGFTWCOFFIELOL

LMAOLINGS....the modern subculture is a bitch

The WW2 one was better than the Iraq one.

The party series, really. But well...my favorite would be the 1st in the MK 'cos THE ORIGINAL IS ALWAYS THE BEST

Mmmm my perfectly legal FT wont connect me to battle.net anymore :( though, i play as undeadies, when i get onto b.net on FT again i'll be happy to join. I'd be that little annoying chopped off hand that floats around everywhere you click :)))

happy B day (does The Bedn)
I must apoligize that i havent a lame scat cake or low quality clipart cake to post, maybe next year you'll get lucky and i'll even Google you up some nice B day food

ROFFLE MY WOFFLES! THE KING IS ALIVE.
Servant, of clockness (bows down)

If you dont vote fifen on that you must be pretty hearltess lock kind of evil lock person whos a lock (obvious hint)

Yes, truly why would people need a sound clip of your average hentai-freak-next-door voice?

uhm...pottery...and...ranting...but not together

Ph3r3 teh wrokerz woh fiks dah ol' oven inot tpi-tpo shapez0rz

Volkswagen golf kthxbebe

The most heterosexual though in your mind would be then: ''All n' all its just another dick in the wall''
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I would say like 10 USD under mates, 15 for a stranger, 20 to a stranger with herpes

Mmmm im concentrating on the Terry Pratchet series this summer, i'd recommend ''Good Omens'' to everyone. Though this series is more to the people who like ''wtflolmao alternative'' humour

With the most blood? I'd say Starcraft, when you nuke a whole bunch of units there its a real bloodbath. Literally
'scariest' gore? My wieners on Doom 3

Well i probably didnt also understand the 'mating game' when i was 11-12, i always thought girls are yucky and i made jokes of em at any opportunity. I beleave thats why girls want men older than themselves *sigh* who will ever fully understand ThE GiRl (no offense female NG users)

I think the 1st book i fully read by myself was a kids bible smt.
And i really did beleave in God when i was younger, but now its just something you want to beleave in when someone pulls out a gun near you.
I say television is the devil, you dont beleave that theres a God when all channels show commercials at the same time, do you?