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i didnt realise you were suppose to ask!

srsly tho usually approaching her asking if she would like to grab a meal/coffee/movie some time usually works, if on the other hand she rejects you, you could always play it smooth and be like "OH im so glad, because as i got closer i realised i liked men"

or if she rejects you because she has a boyfriend

her: i have a boyfriend
you: i had a biology test
her: what?
you: i thought we were talking about things we dont care about

I know some good dealers. I can get you a good price on chloroform

An arousing sight to see men in these.

Would make for awkward undressing before having sex though

It should go back to the times were kids were scared of their parents at least then the shops would be a more enjoyable place to be

Man that playstation would've been in pieces over his head. Fucking asswipe I hope she had the sense to leave him

When I was in high school I used to cut small pieces of skin off my knuckles not till the point they bleed though. Never knew why I did it though cause one day I just stopped

At 22 minutes ago, TheSporkLord wrote: The leader of Invisible children is actually Kony and he's using the money to arm his child soldiers.

Thank god I know I'm already goin to hell, because I lol'd till my cheeks hurt.

see you soon Satan

I like the theory about dentist putting radio transmitters in your fillings so the government can keep tabs on you

At 22 minutes ago, Demonbrunch wrote: Not a term. I mean heroes like the Punisher, or the new Batman, or Spawn. Heroes that aren't exactly the kind you want to get an autograph from, the ones that brood a lot, have reasons to brood; dark, depressing heroes.

Spawn always gave me a mental hard on, the whole " woe is me" characters are kinda hot.

At 21 hours ago, TecNoir wrote: Would I have AIDS then, if so I'd kill her then myself. If not, I'd just break up with her.

Yeah if AIDS was the outcome the world would be short two assholes....I'd have no problem killing them nothing to lose

At 6 hours ago, JBKalso wrote: I want to know what do people really think about how this affects friendships and if its possible to continue being just friends this way.

Once you do that that cross into muddy waters, it depends in whether both parties are willing to accept it for what it is beneficial friends and nothing more, if that a the case then it's easy to go back to being just friends but once one party gets obsessive you could run into problems

Also I have been thinking I want to go a little further and ask her to buy a sex toy for penetration (probably a strap on.) But this is taking things too far right?

Well you can mention it, gauge her reaction to see if she would be into it or not, you won't know if you don't ask

good luck

This topic has done nothing for me except make me hungry

Cuddling is great, and it's cute. Cuddles I fund are rather soothing after you've had a shitty day

Welcome to the land of pussy you can collect your balls on the way out.

Please enjoy your stay.

At 13 days ago, Thedark wrote: ok newgrounders tell why did you chose that specific username of yours ?

Fo = Faux

But FauxAngel didn't sound cool enough so I stuck with FoAngel

cool story amirite

My family are Catholics, ive yet to tell them I'm agnostic because as with most religions there's an element of discontent with those that have a different belief system them you.

Wars over religion have been going for centuries if you just leave people be and just let them practice their beliefs then the world wouldn't be so messed up

At 7 hours ago, f12guy wrote: Oh god another girls don't play video games thread

No this is more of a helping me win an argument type thread against my friend who doesn't know much better

is it considered rude to laugh at the pain you were in caused by the burning sensation caused by that much cinnamon powder XD

Neither as these are pretty shocking examples to use

You could be the most intelletual guy in the room and id swoon all over it, but you smelt like a septic tank then we have a problem.

Looks at that important but hygiene is

At 2 hours ago, NightOwlRoost wrote: What did your parents almost name you?!

Apparently i remained a nameless child for a week since they hadnt had the foresight to think of any names.....some of the names were

Phoebe
Penelope
Paula

My names actually Priscilla so they kept with "P" theme at least

At 3 hours ago, cheese-man wrote: 1. make a serious statement, one that you truly believe in

I believe you're an ass

2. get proven wrong

Go on then

3. say you were just kidding

No i wasnt kidding i still believe you're an ass

At 1 day ago, Killerbot23 wrote: Then again, the female gamers who go into a game and say 'I'M GIRL GAMER DONT HURT ME ILL GIVE YOU A KISS X :)' deserve all the harassment they get.

This i agree with whole heartedly, THOSE are the girls that should never have left the kitchen

Well its certainly not the worst of what is out there....personally i didnt see anything wrong with it, but different people have different tastes

i drove past my ex once.....i did the right thing and reversed over him as well

fun times

This is quite possibly the best collection of perms i have seen

so hot right now

At 12 minutes ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: Well unlike anyone else at my school I care for others. And no, I didn't impregnate her. I'm waiting for marriage to do that.

Well be careful women like that can sometimes mistake caring for getting your paycheck.

True story

Just try and be concerned but making sure not to get too personally invested

At 38 minutes ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: There's this girl at my school that everyone is talking about. They keep talking about her being pregnant. I wouldn't doubt it, but she does like a lot of attention. She's a crazy redhead so... who knows? She's not nice at all. Especially to me. What do you think NG?

I think that maybe by subliminal messages you are the father.

But seriously who cares unless you're the dude that got her preggers doesnt and shouldnt concern you

At 18 minutes ago, psychopathy wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, Skaren wrote: How did I get your mom pregnant? I came inside.

Still funnier than your joke.

no i'm pretty sure the op's joke is funnier

just relax and stop acting like you have a dick up your bum

Thats right because otherwise Skaren you'll get pregnant

At 4 hours ago, platypuspwn wrote: Get the fuck off my Newgrounds.

I stopped reading after this epic response dude XD

This is more enthralling then the movie Ransom