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mmm...kinky

god i'm sick of portal

At 10/25/08 02:51 PM, OctoFlash wrote: they all suck, the babies are better! (lol, just kidding!)

dad is best

whose the one with the arrow on his head and the black one?

the cheapest way to get games is bootlegging of course. i just wait for a few months until the game costs like 20 bucks.

the blueman group is racist against short people?

At 10/25/08 01:40 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Try here, people like the challange.

stop destroying the art forum

At 10/25/08 01:23 PM, JKMonkey wrote: dont the british spell color as colour

and honor as honour

and boner as bonour?

At 10/25/08 11:17 AM, Frenzy wrote: Top 10 Sings You Are A True Newgrounder

10. You wear Newgrounds or Newgrounds-related shirts

i don't

9. When something is bad or annoying, you shout "BLAM!"

nope

8. You compare other people to famous Newgrounds users

hmm...nope

7. You have and/or listen to audio portal music on your iPod

never

6. You find the letter B funny

what?

5. You purposely reverse two letters of words, i.e. 'Paly', 'Edn', etc.

not really

4. You dress up as a tankman for Hallowe'en

too old for "hallowe'en"?

3. You draw Agnry Faic faces in the margins of your paper

well i draw a lot of stuff

2. Everyday, you you use the 'Leave A Message!' secret

the what now?

1. You brag about your Newgrounds stats in real life.

sure, i've got a lot to brag about

At 10/24/08 12:50 AM, DariusR wrote:

At 10/23/08 11:37 PM, Fleshlight wrote: Word does not approve.

The spell check on your Word is in American English, not British English. You can easily switch the setting or add an extension for that.

i could but i'm not britaineze.

wtf are you talking about?

i use flash 8 on vista...works perfectly fine.

At 10/25/08 12:42 PM, JollySpace wrote: Ask for an Asian...
He could do your home work... If he is a Smart Asian at least...

don't be silly...all asians are braniacs.

i actually thought they were all women and i found out that there's two dudes on the show and both got kicked out, clearly showing paris is a lezbo.

logos should incorporate as little color as possible and one or two things that define what the company/organization is about.

does that mean it's ok to have sexual intercourse with him/her?

At 10/25/08 12:06 PM, JollySpace wrote: Their's males on their?
That's stupid! Are they gay?

dude, this is the guy who got kicked out on the one episode i watched. yes it's actually a male!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilto n%27s_My_New_BFF

holy sweet jesus fuckin donkey balls. wtf is wrong with tv today? dumbass crack whores choosing who their friends should be? why am i paying 60 bucks a month for this shit?

i never watched mtv before, so maybe the network just produces craptastic reality shows.

the video game industry owns the movie business.

the game isn't good anyway, it's all about the graphics.

there's so many mods for one game...i cant keep track off all of em!

i found all hl2 games horrible after replaying most of them just recently. i started questioning why i fell in love with the first hl2 title and realize it was just the physics and graphics that stood out the most.

At 10/24/08 08:34 PM, Randominator wrote: Vaporized water

and what's this "valve" i hear people talking about?

actually, at the barn, he just finished filming a new "public headcrab zombie orgie" and was heading off to a new location to create another porno. whenever you don't see him around, he's most likely editing the movies he has created so far.

i like to completely char any meat i eat. i like extremely thin slices of beef (about a quarter inch) and just cook them till they're black all over.

At 10/23/08 11:38 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:

At 10/23/08 11:37 PM, Fleshlight wrote: Word does not approve.

Right click > Add

now it does

but then i could add "as;dfijiwoevn" as a word. does that make it a real word?

Word does not approve.

you can buy a whole sandwhich for 5 bucks at subway!

don't make it too complicating. here's a quick example i did which looks like a sidewalk. top one is just line work and a few solid colors. then i added squiggly lines in random places and straightened them a couple of times. then i selecting the solid colors, went to my brush tool and hit the option to color in selected areas only. added some colors that are slightly lighter than the solids and painted mostly on the center.

At 10/23/08 09:30 PM, Fleshlight wrote: select something you want

goddammit they need to move the post it button further from the browse button.

like i was saying, select something you want to smoothe out, and use one of these options. one straightens one smooths.

select something you want