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At 11/8/08 12:03 AM, UberToastMan666 wrote: i wish i knew....sounds like it would be fun to watch....well, maybe if you're on shrooms, but still.....

portabella?

best: old school shows
worst: everything else. especially all the anime shit turds

goddammit. i was considering to buy a 360 and thought about buying gears of war and then think about getting gears of war 2, but now you just fucked everything up!

At 11/7/08 11:38 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 11/7/08 11:30 PM, Fleshlight wrote: feel no pain...like completely sedating your body? you'd still die so what's the point?

I'm speaking of emotional pain not physical pain.

Physical pain tells your body you're damaged, emotional pain (which is different from person to person) tells YOU you're damaged.

well it's not my fault you didn't specify which pain you were talking about

feel no pain...like completely sedating your body? you'd still die so what's the point?

all of you fail. you can't use symbols on this site

At 11/7/08 10:51 PM, Crusher117 wrote: Your bladder will die. Srsly, all that backup of poop will fuck your body up. And besides, do you really wanna pull the nasty plug from your ass only to eventually reinsert it?

since when does shit go through the bladder? and i will clean the plug if i have to. not that hard...

There might be some leakage but it sounds like a ok idea.

i dont know about that. my ass is pretty tight and the plug fills up the whole rectum, which will stretch out, meaning things will be pretty well plugged.

Although you should just take a crap instead of having constant anal sex.

of course! i could've sat on a passengers dick instead of using a butt plug

No. Eventually the pressure will just shoot it out.

the pressure is cause by air pushing the liquid feces, but if i plug one end up, wouldn't it cause the air to go through the other end?

let's say i have to take a long trip and there won't be a restroom break for hours. if i have uncontrollable diarrhea, can i use a butt plug to literally "plug" my ass from taking a shit?

i was on a bus trip for 3 hours and i didn't want to use the back restroom fearing i would stink up the whole bus...it happened anyway...

starcraft. first rts and pretty much the first good game i ever bought.

that filter on the second pic is annoying

go to a 30+ player server that plays 2fort 24/7. try out every class and don't go rushing out of your fort for no reason. lay back and practice with the enemies that come to your base. people won't really care how well you do since those servers usually never end and consist of tons of people turtling their intel.

"Doorman is God" is a server i would recommend.

you're all wrong

nubs

At 11/3/08 12:22 AM, Emanhattan wrote: this thread sucks

^ that's my funniest fact

but if you don't vote for the black guy...it means you are a racist nazi.

all my clocks reset themselves. bitch

this will be my favorite mod spam topic

You know......that's actually A good question!!!

But i don't know

At 11/2/08 10:26 PM, Emanhattan wrote: 1.-¿whats the color of the sky?

what are you? mexican?

pics that don't need shopping make horrible base pics for photoshop threads.

i hated that game. i could never get passed that part with the pit and rope in the middle.

no no no, this is all wrong. here's a quick sketch of how to draw manga.
make sure you do the big ass hair and eyes and a giant "C" where the forehead is suppose to be.

germans can't be presidents of the united states! that's like bringing hitler back to life and making him president!

yes, the whole site was down. happened to everyone.

so is this thread specifically for people to call you a retard?

At 11/2/08 04:03 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: ...or let your gf fart on a cake and eat it lol. Get it, cake farts

well that was fuckin disturbing.

i find it more enjoying to play videogames while holding my shit in.

they still havent finished the original half life remake

It's not hard really... just say anything to piss off the other person even if it makes no sense, if it's a kid it will anger him even more, if it's someone that knows troll he will guess you are a shitty troll but whatever, you will find tips all by yourself.

they're not all kids but they still pick fights just because they want to piss someone off.

stop being a stubborn jerk and mute their voice. and what fucking game are you playing that uses text communication?

stop being an unhelpful bastard who keeps saying the most obvious shit that any retard would've figured out without your help. judging by your sig, you don't play pc games so i'm not taking any of your advice.

i wish there was a point in playing sims. you always try to make your sim successful, and it usually works, but then it gets boring.

Reading a book.

i said GOOD alternative

Play another server? I've got about 50 servers I use which don't fuck around with admin abuse or high - pitched people.

i still manage to find something that annoys the shit out of me. it might not happen the first day i come into a new server, but something does fuck things up later on. plus it takes too long to find decent servers.

HEY GUYS I WONDER WHAT THIS MUTE BUTTON DOES

too bad i can't mute text.

Really stop whining and mute them or just ignore it if you cant say anything back their gonna shutup eventually

right...they'll just keep their traps shut when they're dead and have nothing better to do. i can't ignore them because i always hear them (or see their text) which affects how well i play which pisses me off even more.

Troll them, this way you can detach yourself from the conversation and not be angered at all, but even BETTER, you can make them rage while you laugh at them.

give me some tips

Yup, funny thing - trolling does work, when used on trolls.

Still - if you recognize a troll and are an intelligent person, you become immune to his trolling attacks. Or something like that ;)
ok...how do i troll?