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Sounds like an ACT/SAT equivalent. What the hell are you complaining about? You make it sound like the easiest shit you have to take, but then decide to complain about how bad it was.

At 3/17/09 06:54 PM, Southbark wrote: Since 80% of you seem to think its so bad, I want to see all you do better. Go on, wow me.

for something like that....you would actually need talent! I doubt there are that many general regs that are planning to be anything more than McDonalds janitors.

I'm running out of stupid shows to watch though. If iASiP gets back on air, I won't give a shit about family guy

I hear tons of threats against public places through my friends, but they never actually do anything. I bet if all of our conversations were recorded online, we would all be in prison being butt fucked by a big black guy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/6846 27
read this before posting in this forum again

At 3/15/09 06:13 PM, JKMonkey wrote: 7 of your xbox 360's have died? damn what the hell are you doing with them?

do i wanna know?

I wanna know

Shove your own dick into your mouth.

that's just uncalled for. Learn to act more mature before you post in the art forum again, or go back to general

C) Nowhere in the rules does it say that I'm not allowed to post traces

Think of it this way: you have a coloring book, so you're basically doing the same thing, and when you're finished, do you claim all those pages as your own art? Using things as a reference is fine, but when you straight up trace, it's noticeable.

I don't suggest you post traced images in this forum

but I'm not exactly sure where the light source is coming from

As I recall when I was drawing this, there were 4 lights. The one that's visible in the picture was the hardest light and the 3 other ones were a bit dimmer. I feel like I should've made the bg darker because of how crappy everything looks back there.

but other then that awesome way better then mine

can't really compare them since they're different styles of drawing, but thanks!

With all this in mind lets kick off the thread, this artist is trying to work on their proportions and basic shading, what do you suggest they work on? Remember, be constructive.

Well the most distracting thing would be the proportions of the furthest three fingers. From pinky to the middle finger, it seems as though they're getting smaller, when due to distance and the actual size of the fingers, they should be getting smaller.

Ok, here's something else you guys can critique. I'm going for mostly anatomy and shading

Sorry, Fleshlight. It's too human like :C I still hope you participate other weeks, though.

Yeah I started out with a human face and halfway done realized I fucked up.
Anywho, my vote goes to vortex

you don't even have to fight that much, really. Just jump around a lot till everyone kills each other and finish off the last guy.

At 3/15/09 05:39 PM, Ksmittlez wrote: I'm surprised no one has prank called the number yet.

no, but I did try to send naked pics of myself through his e-mail. Don't know if he got them, maybe I miss read his address..

At 3/15/09 02:52 PM, Da-stickman-lord wrote: OK, i'm 11 so i lack some skills but here is my art. if you don't like it then give me tips on how to improve it.

-age is no excuse for bad art
-if you have to post your stuff, do so in one thread
-you're not even allowed to be on this site until you're 13

At 3/15/09 02:07 PM, IrishGun wrote: Ninguno de los usuarios aquí sabrá lo que usted dice. Habla inglés, bueno?

that's not even Spanish, smartass

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1027 299

At 3/13/09 07:46 AM, ismellarat wrote:

At 3/12/09 11:56 PM, ImpotentBoy2 wrote: also I'm wondering if I should take "Contact Me:" out... i think I'm gonna take it out

Given that the main purpose of a business card is to gather potential clients, taking out the 'contact me' section would be pretty foolish. I still think you should fix the first and last name, otherwhise it seems fine.

pretty sure he meant taking out the actual words "contact me" not the whole section

now that's how you use MS paint

At 3/14/09 08:41 PM, flashwarrior wrote: AAhhh finally another person who understands my complicated problems with the sunlights and how it burnses the skins..ack

don't you have tanning salons where you live? They're great.

10 minutes a day, 3 times a week of vitamin D

always move vertically so you dodge his attacks. Focus on Wade because killing the zombies is kinda pointless unless you're going for the achievement. when he gets a blue outline, that's your cue to jump up or down and get behind him for some combos or a bomb.

-No human likeness.

f.....uck. Oh well...

Welma!

Where's the picture? It's suppose to be in the first post but I don't see it for some reason. I think you broke my computer, jerk.

you should've gotten rid of it all and waxed your dome. You'd be one shmexy mofo

pivot threads aren't allowed any more

At 3/14/09 12:26 PM, MakeshiftMovies wrote: The one where an enemy medic heals you :)
I thought this was funny how you just run around screaming "medic" on their side

I would be that medic. I love griefing my own team by ubering enemy spies and letting him sap everything

Practically everything's already been done to death. How about you get off your lazy ass and come up with something original to save the gaming industry?

you've got some crappy old ass games there

At 3/11/09 07:59 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote: What would you say your personal best achievement in Team Fortress 2 would be? Mine would probably be when I was able to build a teleporter in the enemy intelligence room in 2Fort

man that's so easy to do though. My strategy is to go as spy, do my usual routine, explore the base, sap some sentries until the engies just give up. Then I go as engy and sneak as best that I can to their intel. What sucks is when your team doesn't help you out when your sg gets sapped.

My two favorite personal achievements are:
-getting a pal to uber me as engy in dustbowl. running to their spawn and building an sg. This works best in the first two maps, and we owned the other team hard (so much ragequiting the last map was a breeze)
-dual medics in goldrush, pushing the enemy back to their spawn and letting our team cap. We were ubering for like 3 minutes straight

It really doesn't deserve a thread of its own, but you can post it in the Doodlage or Lined Paper Sketches thread.

and don't mind that BFC guy, he's just a little too hormonal and wants to start an e-fight