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Response to: Kids smoke smarties Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

aw man that sounds awesome, I'm gonna try it

Response to: God Has A Great Sense Of Humor Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

is it too late to make a complaint about it?

Response to: Question About Easter Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

Easter is the anniversary of when Jesus was resurrected as a cock who fucked a little bunny rabbit which layed eggs, but God thought this was an abomination so he tried to destroy the eggs with his left testicle, not knowing the Jesus rooster created the plan of hiding the eggs away from his father's massive ball of fury. God found all eggs but one. This egg hatched into a human rooster rabbit hybrid which had the instinct of mating with as many humans chickens and rabbits as he could, which caused a huge uproar in the christian community which sought to slaughter the original mancockbit. To this day, we practice the age old tradition of hiding eggs and teaching our children to hunt for them so they are well prepared for a similar event from happening again.

Response to: What is the KP hentai thing??? Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

some guy asked some random question with a screenshot and a mod noticed he had KP hentai written in his search bar. Not that funny

Response to: Computer error Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

newgrounds isn't the best place to ask this type of stuff. You'll mostly get "delete system32" every other post

Response to: Nearly OD'd Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

is it that much of a hassle to write out "overdosed"?

Response to: sucessuful trolls Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

At 4/10/09 12:56 PM, Obsessed117 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8596 07/2

This...a guy convinces a dumbass to delete his system 32 folder.

yeah...the guy who said it and his alt (the OP) successfully trolled everyone into thinking that those events actually happened.

ya'll is stupid
Response to: Im afraid of eating meat Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

and you had to make a thread about it right after you watched those movies huh? You're not going to think the same way tomorrow.

Response to: What's your favorite cultural food? Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

japanese of course, I mean, they can live past 100 years, they gotta be doing something right

Response to: teacher googled hentai on accident Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

At 4/11/09 08:47 PM, shackles1 wrote: Wow you're teacher is a fucking idiot.

because everyone in the world knows about hentai and beats themselves off with it every day.

Response to: Male Only Job!!?? O Noooo!!! Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

I find it highly discriminatory that sperm banks only hire males

Response to: riddle pictures Posted April 11th, 2009 in Art

At 4/11/09 06:07 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:
At 4/11/09 06:02 PM, RayRay28576 wrote: BS.
Heres one I just done.
This one seem interesting ... Stampede?

technically he's still peeing

Response to: NG Graffiti & Tagging Posted April 11th, 2009 in Art

I was thinking of writing about thoughts of graffiti, is it art or plain vandalism. I'm not sure if this is a very good topic since I'm already leaning towards the art side and only have a few counter arguments.

Response to: The word 'Gay.' Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

this thread is heterosexual

Response to: riddle pictures Posted April 11th, 2009 in Art

might as well go to isketch

Response to: 13-16 year olds that think they... Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

What is love?

baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
Response to: I need a good alibi Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

At 4/11/09 04:36 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: lol i alrdy used that for my cell phone

and the problem is...?

Response to: Observe & Report Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

he had good ideas back then, but smoked himself retarded over the years so he can't really come up with anything better

Response to: NG Graffiti & Tagging Posted April 11th, 2009 in Art

why don't you two continue arguing with PMs? No one wants to see a thread full of two people constantly flaming each other.

anyway, I have a research paper that I have to write, and I'm thinking about doing it on graffiti. I have a choice of writing 10 pages, or 5 pages with a video, so I was thinking of doing some interviews and showing clips of me painting in my garage or something as transitions. I use spray paint occasionally, but mostly just for coloring 3d stuff, so I'm a little concerned about getting it all done in 3 weeks

any thoughts on this?
Response to: take a picture it lasts longer Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

At 4/11/09 10:11 AM, AdDeOWN wrote:
At 4/11/09 10:09 AM, Fim wrote: take it as a compliment
Yea, Hes penis is bigger, so theyre prolly like..

o.o.

or maybe he's a she?

Response to: Meet the Pyro! Posted April 11th, 2009 in Video Games

true. Pyro is the easiest class to play and it's annoying when people prance around like they're the best on their team. What's even worse is when they go on suicide runs and not even help out their team by spychecking

Response to: Gaming While Shitting Posted April 11th, 2009 in Video Games

hmm...well I don't think I ever took a shit while playing a game, but I did piss in my bath while playing counterstrike on my laptop

Don't you just love smelling like urine all day?
Response to: Guns Posted April 11th, 2009 in General

the only gun I use is the one in my pants

Response to: How far from the screen? Posted April 10th, 2009 in Video Games

about 15 ft I guess. 42 inches, but it sucks when I play PC games on it. Wish I had at least a 60 incher so I could AWP heads the size of watermelons

Response to: hey peoplez Posted April 10th, 2009 in Art

At 4/10/09 07:17 PM, Deathcalypse wrote: hows this?

I dunno, you're mostly just layering other images over your own and editing them a little. I don't like how the skull is way to big for the face on this pic, and all your others.

Response to: The Song Art Project 2009 Posted April 10th, 2009 in Art

At 4/10/09 06:03 PM, Saza wrote:
At 4/10/09 06:02 PM, Fleshlight wrote: interesting idea. Too bad I don't know any of those songs
-_-

The point is you dont need to, you take the title and use it to draw something.

well if I enjoyed the song, I would probably be more motivated to make a good drawing.

if the deadline's not so short, I'll join
Response to: The Song Art Project 2009 Posted April 10th, 2009 in Art

interesting idea. Too bad I don't know any of those songs

Response to: 3d Artists Over Here!!! Posted April 10th, 2009 in Art

kinda seemed obvious since I doubt anyone with that amount of experience with 3D would take a whole year to make that. I mean, it's the same model in different colors and poses, that shouldn't take more than a month to make

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted April 10th, 2009 in Art

I'm so bad with technology. My tablet's usb end got damaged again, now it won't work any more. It shouldn't cost that much to get it repaired, should it?

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted April 8th, 2009 in Art

At 4/6/09 08:46 AM, thecoreman wrote:
At 4/4/09 03:37 PM, thecoreman wrote: I have a question, maybe one of you artist could help me.

I want to draw in huge on my wall the Pink Floyd symbol of the album "Dark Side of the Moon" (link). Now, my problam is that I don't know what I should use to get it on the wall - Spary? Brush?

Please PM if you know the answer.

well people wouldn't know if your answer's been answered yet, so you'll either constantly receive replies, or not get any at all

P.S. - Keep in mind the low-ass budget of mine.
Please answer people, I need to know what to buy in a week... Please, please answer.

I'm not an expert on this but here is what I would do
I'd say that spray paint would be the best and cheapest way. The hardest thing you'll do is making the white gradient, but first of all, if your wall isn't black yet, you should buy a bucket of black paint and one of those roller brushes.
make a list of the spray colors you need (except black because spray paint has a much different look than regular paint when dry). Go to walmart or a similar place and buy all this shit:
-spray paint
-bucket of black paint
-roller brush
-painter's tape (don't know what it's called exactly if that's not it. anything that doesn't stick to the surface that much)
-small mask (would suck to die from inhaling too much spray paint wouldn't it?)

The triangle: make some measurements and use the painters tape to make a triangle. cover a lot of the area outside of the triangle with tape and paper so you won't get white spots around the triangle. use a strong board and line it up perpendicular one of the sides of the triangle and spray the white paint on the board (side that's touching the wall), not on the wall. This will give you a gradient instead of a solid line. If you mess up, repaint it (or you'll have to live with your mistakes for a while)

The rest should be pretty simple. Use the tape to make straight lines, then wait a couple of hours for things to dry