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Real men use rusty scissors to cut their finger nails.

I can't find my clippers so why not?

oh god, we have to go through this same shit again?

Americans sure are gay

At 4/27/09 06:19 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Okay, screw Crashers, that shit is hard.

Don't give up, I believe in you!

now that I think about it, I could've worked the tombstone medal in there too. Fuck it

But with a 5% mortality rate mainly affecting healthy people in their 20's you're probably OK if you get it.

aw shit...I'm gonna die

and I'm taking all you guys with me

Doing the same thing for me, and the tombstone medal is broken. It showed me that I got it, but it's not showing up under my medals

also:

nope. Has to be visual art, no literature. You'll have to wait till the lit portal opens up or post it in your blog

Biggest leap: Fleshlight (+31)

OMFG how did you get all these medals in such a short time?

It's called 6 hours of lecture a week. It should +40 though, HOS looked at my profile like a day before he updated my stats.

I'm actually in one of my lecture classes right now

Ok so we are having sex with nerds, we are cigarettes, and we are jealous because you think you are smart by posting pics on an internet forum filled with a bunch of immature people(save the mature ones)? OH and "It is true as your my mom i fuck her every night"? so you're saying that you fuck your mom everynight?

no he made the common mistake of typing "your" instead of "you're." What he means is WE are his moms, and he fucks us every night.

so what? Black people can't eat chicken now? I suppose they can't eat watermelon and drink purple koolaid any more either.

Alkie Kong 2, lvl 8 "cheat"
not sure if everyone knows about this, but this is how I've always done that level.

well i think they should give you same amount of hearts for all 3 because the levels get harder within themselves so taking hearts away in addition makes it even more ridiculous haha...can't even get past level 9 on brutal :(

that's why it's called "brutal"

That game was fun until I started playing it on Brutal mode :P

The bats are what kill you. If only they didn't respawn....

finally beat alkie kong on easy without dying. I found that lvl 14 was the hardest for me, so I memorized the pattern. Now for normal and brutal...

oh, and what's the max health for FU2? If it's more than 20 I'm just giving up on it.

At 4/26/09 11:03 PM, AmanPyroman wrote: What the F

This is the second time I got Red Moon Deity and it didn't give me my medal...this is not the only problem, about 5 of the medals I have had to redo...

Is anyone else having this problem, how do I get this medal if it just plain out won't give it to me.

I just want to ask how your internet connection is doing. If it disconnects you at any point, you're technically offline so your account isn't linked with the game any more. make sure it's stable

I'm planning on doing a big funkin drawing also, except it's going to be looong. We're talking like 15 feet

Made a Horde Fighter tutorial for anyone who's still in need of that medal

You need to know how to play as April though

At 4/26/09 08:09 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Sweet stuff. What program do you use?

camtasia

Red Moon Speed Run

Finally getting the hang of this compression nonsense

At 4/26/09 05:21 PM, Kwing wrote: Where are all the secrets in Barbarian Bob? It's kind of weird with a secret just being an invisible 'point.'

PS: How do I beat the game without getting killed? I've tried rushing through without killing, but the archers get me, and my jump timing is off a lot of the time.

I posted this twice already. The video in my homepage shows you the secrets and how to go through the game without dying.

HAHA, you can manual transmission DRIVE STICK?! lmao

yes. One day my car was saved from being stolen because the guys didn't know how to drive manual

Also, manual, not womanual

In your opinion, what do REAL men do?

I believe real men:
-drive stick. It takes more skill to use the clutch, take off and quickly change gears than just pressing the gas and let the car do all the work.
-have no idea how to use the oven, but know everything about the grill and marinating. If the world comes to an end, you won't have an oven to cook everything for you, but you will have knowledge in preserving your food and cooking it using gathered material.
-eat steak for breakfast. Real men get the blood pumping when they wake up to have the stomach to digest the dense muscle fibers.

inb4 real men don't make these threads

At 4/26/09 04:38 PM, mwmike wrote: The only current Metal Gear Awesome t-shirt that is in the store is the O-Face. If you want to check that out, then look over here.

O-Face isn't part of the Metal Gear Awesome saga though....

At 4/26/09 04:43 PM, denverbroncos59 wrote:

At 4/26/09 04:41 PM, Fleshlight wrote:

i'm going to make a video of it...not sure how helpful it will be but never know haha

too late, already rendering it

mine's been up :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZK5vfEcD MQ

oh I thought you were doing a whole walkthrough. Mine's gonna take a while to upload

i'm going to make a video of it...not sure how helpful it will be but never know haha

too late, already rendering it

you just double jump...
I swear the game is just trying to piss me off on the last level. Go through the previous levels without dying, then right when I'm about to get the final stab, I get killed by some bogus attack. This happened 5 times now, and when I hit retry, I kick his ass easily.

some serious bs

where the hell is dizmz?

He said he worked hard on the game and called everyone on newgrounds virgins who can't get laid

then he ran away from home and got raped by a big black man who had AIDS and he died

At 4/26/09 01:44 PM, Arthuria99 wrote: OMG! This guy got a drunken deity as well

Other statistics:
Biggest leap: Fleshlight (+31)
Biggest fall: Wylo (-26)
Biggest leap from potentials list: Ray80
Drunken deities: 4 (Wylo, wismty, life, Varien)
Number of new medal games before I go insane: 1

Invincibob walkthrough. It's not a perfect walkthrough, but I didn't want to spend more than 20 minutes on it

At 10/21/07 04:37 PM, kidray76 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/6963 91
That is the only thread there is about that.

That one sucks. There's an art forum iscribble and a more popular one in general