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At 2/13/11 06:46 AM, Hoeloe wrote: I don't do shoes anywhere.

I think you meant "What kind of shoes do you wear".

I think he meant "What shoes do YOU, and where." So all these pics of shoes have at one point been in someone's hiney

I wear socks

I make up my own religions

At 2/13/11 04:50 AM, JimChun7689 wrote: Animals are quite violent...

wouldn't a gang need to have more than 2 members? That one duck looks like he's about to report it

why don't you get mindchamber to sculpt you a optimus prime anal plug

At 2/12/11 01:31 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 2/12/11 12:36 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 2/12/11 12:33 PM, MassiveHOMie4Lyfe wrote: liljim is poopy im loldfag rspect me

Did your keyboard have a stroke while you were typing?

I think his brain did.

or he was stroking his keyboard while fingering his brain

who reads books anyway. I get my daily dose of reading on the internet

At 2/12/11 02:09 PM, FreakyTy111 wrote: Dicks or chicks, which do you prefer?

no chicks with dicks? how can you make people choose when you don't include transvestites?

At 2/12/11 12:05 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: Let's be clear, guys: it's illegal to sell sex toys in Alabama. Possession of one is perfectly fine.

then get your ass out of state and buy one

If you have me, you're never alone

looks like someone's been stumbling...

don't use Vcams, they're horrible.

Squashing them only makes them come back in bigger numbers.

They crawl into every crevice of your body when you sleep.

Actually, I came across a russian on here yesterday and he had so bad grammar. I swear to god. Maybe it's just russians that aren't good at that stuff, I don't know, I just imagine some fat, 13 year old spanish kid in his mothers basement, every time I see someone type like that.

Btw, you can just call me Skrupsakken.

How do you know I'm not Russian?

Btw, you can just call me Alexandrovichski

if you watch football, or any sport, you're a fat ass. Play it your damn self instead of watching hot sweaty muscular men caressing balls throughout the arena

At 2/11/11 07:03 AM, Rocksbury wrote:

At 2/11/11 07:02 AM, Skrupsakken wrote: I'm from Denmark, for example.

Yet you still speak better English than 90% of the people online, kudos to you.

Everyone outside of the US knows better English because no one here wants to speak it. That guy from Denmark, for example, knows the rules and types the right way, but the people who grew up with those rules don't want to follow them.

I don't hear all that much talk about the whole American continent

Well it's obvious that God made all that stuff. I myself consider Him using a very powerful 3D editor and we're all just assets in a giant sandbox on God's massive hard drive.

At 2/4/11 09:17 AM, gr8job wrote:

At 2/4/11 09:11 AM, Fleshlight wrote: I don't get it, where's the pic. What am I supposed to be looking at

google, yahoo, ask, dogpile

yeah but it's not my job to find the images myself. The OP decided he wanted to make a new topic, but didn't have anything to discuss, much less have a picture of what he's talking about. This a simple "yes" or "no" thread? Am I supposed to be convinced that this is something I should try?

Either way, OP's a terrible chocolate salesman

At 2/4/11 09:12 AM, Coop wrote:

At 2/4/11 08:45 AM, jonathanfis wrote: I nominate Marilyn Monroe

I'll see your Marilyn Monroe and raise you a Kelly Brook.

she's so white though. I don't like purebreds

Oh and also, I may not be very good at making flash but I KICK ASS at shooter games, especially Halo, Im a major grade 3 and almost a lt. colonel

I bet I can kick your ass up and down in Halo, and I don't even play that shit. GAME ON

I don't get it, where's the pic. What am I supposed to be looking at

At 2/4/11 08:58 AM, Rawter wrote:

At 2/4/11 08:52 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Top 2 ugliest celebrities in the world were mentioned in this thread so far.

You mean to tell me this lady is ugly?

oh God, them's some ugly ass lips

At 2/4/11 08:43 AM, EtchASketchClock wrote:

At 2/4/11 08:28 AM, Fleshlight wrote: first of all, it's "Him," and second, praise Jesus

*Her

Blasphemy!

first of all, it's "Him," and second, praise Jesus

At 2/4/11 12:20 AM, Hyenic wrote: All the cats that I have ever owned and liked were all strays. Stray cats in my opinion seem to be better than those from a pound/shelter.

cuz they actually know how to survive on their own. Fucken house cats just whine all the time because they're dependent on us

shit only applies if you follow all the rules. No one follows the rules

why don't you do this over freelancer and get some Indian dudes to do it for $30

does that mean midgets can't wear shorts?

You sir are a racist

At 1/23/11 11:24 PM, McZero wrote: Bumping this.
As a side note Animation kinda sucks, no one is in it, I wish Flash and Animation were grouped together again.

someone already answered your question.
Bamboo: noobs
Intuos: nubs/intermediates/pros
Cintiq: pros with a ton of money