At 7/2/09 06:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote: So I have this annoying ass friend. She talks all the time, blah blah blah blah.

Talks about how she met that guy in some club, talks about shit I don't care about. I was with other friends and we were all getting tired of hearing her talk like a god damn cat in heat.

So I pull this out: "Shut your mouth before I fuck it."

She didn't say a word afterwards and looked at my kind of weird. All my friends started laughing.

Big smile, I turn around and go light a cigarette.

Try that line, it works every time.

Warning: Do not use on your mother, sister, grandmother, aunt, daughter, cousin, police officer, teacher, psychologist. Might earn you a slap in the face.

man youre the most badass guy alive especially with that super cool-guy cigarette move

i tried something like that except it was

"some bitch talked to me so i whipped my dick out and killed her entire family with my dick out"

who the fuck cares about the audio portal anyway?

I hate it.

no, because when you walk around with it your friends will think you're a tool and hate you

i got a "happy new millenium" poster for winning kareoke last night

At 5/10/09 02:06 PM, Vinny99 wrote:

At 5/10/09 02:00 PM, Fleek wrote: i told a guy to go fuck himself in church once

Not sure if that's allowed or not.

yeah it is definitely cause it was a zionist church duh

At 5/10/09 01:56 PM, KevnSevn wrote: I fucking win.

what a bad post

BBS moderators are horrible, and BBS moderator wannabes are even worse

- Horacio

i told a guy to go fuck himself in church once

it's may

At 5/10/09 01:52 PM, Vinny99 wrote: Wth?
I got results that are all about Barack Obama!

wtf man thats not what came up at all for me i got a site about jesus wearing a sombrero

At 5/10/09 01:22 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 5/10/09 01:16 PM, Fleek wrote:

I agree it is somewhat overrated, but I think the poor animation makes it funnier.

if that's the case, then with your logic you SHOULD find spam funny,

It's not as terrible as spam flash animation, and it has improved alot since the first few. Plus it goes with the gay immature humour.

you obviously have only ever seen kitty krew flashes because only those faggots make "immature" flash. then again you're probably just one of the fucking dumb cunts who thinks anything that isn't taking the internet 100% seriously is "immature"

but i'm assuming you're an anti spam faggot, so you're a hypocrite dumb fuck

I may be a faggot, hypocrite and a dumbfuck, but I am NOT a pornstar

you're not funny

wade make me a mod please i will help the site become a better place

people who revolve their lives around NG are gay

ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

man that could be the best use of a domain in the history of the world

hgere you go i figured it out

At 5/10/09 01:26 PM, T-N-T wrote: Politics is a name used for a person who wants to be 100% right all the time, and we get nowhere...

ac/dc SUCKS

also not necessarily, although most politicians are hardheaded bigots

At 5/10/09 01:26 PM, CadillacClock wrote: Eve was Adams sister.

throw some Ds on that cadillacclock

jesus was a pussy anyway

what kind of a thread is this lmao

i don't hate politics, i hate people involved in politics

basically i just get angry and i'm voting for nadar in the next election regardless of who's running

the one where jesus lit up a cigarette and performed a mob hit on abraham's gang and then said "thou shalt not be a fucking faggot" and murdered everyone

i hope the chat isn't full of spammers guys!!!

this is just a generally terrible thread

At 5/10/09 01:12 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 5/10/09 01:07 PM, Fleek wrote:

At 5/10/09 01:05 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 5/10/09 01:02 PM, Fleek wrote: probably because "awesome" fucking sucks and the guys who run the store decided that it was too gay to sell

Why do you guys hate it so much? Is it cool to hate popular things or something?

"It's goddamn lenny BITCH"

Damn straight.

lmao

also we hate it because it's poorly animated and overrated and overhyped out the fucking wazoo

I agree it is somewhat overrated, but I think the poor animation makes it funnier.

if that's the case, then with your logic you SHOULD find spam funny, but i'm assuming you're an anti spam faggot, so you're a hypocrite dumb fuck

egofaggot

That's just crossing the line

not at all

regardless of the fact that Rtil, Zekeyspaceylizard, Bluehippo, Bug, and most of the old SS guys are MUCH better at animating than him, not to mention funnier

I agree with you here. But I still enjoy his flashes damnit

damnit

while you're masturbating onto your grandma

At 5/10/09 01:11 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: stuff

bingo

here you go man!!!

wow man you're a pussy, it's a dollar

get over it

At 5/10/09 01:06 PM, Jizzlebang wrote:

At 5/10/09 01:01 PM, Fleek wrote: of course it's a distraction, that's what america does.

By america you mean the U.S., right?

Yeah, except it didn't start in the U.S. and it doesn't only affect the U.S.

but the U.S's government is much, much worse than most of the governments out there currently, with Obama heading the ship we're sinking fast

At 5/10/09 01:05 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 5/10/09 01:02 PM, Fleek wrote: probably because "awesome" fucking sucks and the guys who run the store decided that it was too gay to sell

Why do you guys hate it so much? Is it cool to hate popular things or something?

"It's goddamn lenny BITCH"

also we hate it because it's poorly animated and overrated and overhyped out the fucking wazoo and anything egofaggot makes is instantly number one regardless of the fact that Rtil, Zekeyspaceylizard, Bluehippo, Bug, and most of the old SS guys are MUCH better at animating than him, not to mention funnier

the economy isn't repairing itself at all, the government is making it worse by issuing more government jobs to make it look like unemployment isn't rising but we have to pay more money