If I were to make a candy, it would taste like steak, and be a foot long, pink, and shaped like a penis.

Hey Elfer, I figure I might as well jump on the free advice boat, so here's my problem. I play video games quite a bit, and it's something that I enjoy doing. However I think I play them too much and I'm not sure on how I could go about on cutting back on my video game time since its the majority of what I do every day.

At 11/1/09 12:59 AM, billowillo wrote: Nope, there's much easier ways to get loads of candy.

Woah, share your secrets of candy aquiring please.

Halloween night is over, and for most people, so is the gathering of sweets. I figure that at least some people on Newgrounds must go out and get candy still, So if you did; how was it? If you didn't, did you pass out candy, set people on fire, or steal candy from small children? (Or something along the line of that)

TL;DR

HOW WAS YOUR HALLOWEEN?

My neighborhood doesn't have many kids running around collecting candy, so when you do get to a house with candy ( Probably 2/3 ratio here) they over buy and give you handfulls of it. On halloween, a friend of mine decided he was going out as the Master Chief (FAGGOT) and wanted me to come along. I told him "No fucking way" but he eventually talked me into coming under the grounds that the effort I needed to put into my costume would be minimal.( Also, I'm never too old for free candy.) I found some random pieces of a costume in his basement and fashioned some sort of horrible monstrosity out of the mis-matched parts.
About an hour or so into the two hours my community designated for taking candy from old people, I found a house that had three buckets of candy in the front. The owners of the house was out, and they were staring me in the eyes, telling me to steal them, and it took every single fiber of my being to not just take it all. The rest of the walk went normally, and I had a fair amount of candy in my bag. A few pounds at best, a couple at least.
I then returned to his house, gave his costume crap back and left... Just to go back to the house with the candy buckets out front. The owners of this domicile had returned, their TV flickering through the thick curtains in the window next to their front door.
The driveway had two cars in it, so the chances of it being left on were minimal. I put the kickstand up near the edge of the driveway, knowing I'd need to get the fuck out if I was spotted. I carefully surveyed the front of the house to see if the candy buckets were still outside. Luckily, they were stacked up near the front step. It seemed that my friend and I were the only people to go by, so I proceeded to take every last piece from the buckets. I had about double the amount of candy I had before. Shit was so cash.

Well, you can't go wrong with hookers and blow, that you can't.

I just put on clothes so I don't get arrested, but when I think about what I put on everyday, it'd have to be something like: A random tee-shirt from my closet, a pair of pants, (Sports, khakis or Jeans) A sweatshirt if it's cold outside, and socks and shoes if I'm leaving the house.

You could also eat a ration, that makes most anything grow back.

At 9/9/09 09:56 PM, aSquared94 wrote: haha go Nickelodean (or however the fuck you spell that)

Nickelodeon Ruined itself when it started showing the horrible live-action shows a while ago. I can't seem to find anywhere to watch cartoons anymore without having to change the channel every other show.

I hate when shit gets stuck on my fingers like that. Most of the time, if nothing else works, I just accept it and when it's guard is down, I shank it. It slips off and I go back to functioning normally.

Nah, My teeth are great. I wouldn't ever want braces.

Diaper rash cream, it works for infants, it should work for you.

PROTIP: Make sure your ass is clean BEFORE putting it on.

Because mesh underwear doesn't hide much anything.

Another year of cracking my school's wireless network information and sitting in class playing games on my Iphone. Yay.

Because I'm laughing on the inside of my brain, out loud. So its more like, I'm imagining laughing out loud.

Spore kicks so much ass, you want it.

At 9/9/08 09:01 PM, jarinatorman wrote:

My aunt gave my mom a book of those "secret recipies"
Aperently you can buy them for enough money
If i ever find the recipie first thing ima do is post the recipie for mcdonalds secret sauce and see if those basterds wanna fuck wit me

You do realize that the secret sauce is 75% mayonnaise 25% ketchup. If your referring to the Big mac sauce.

At 9/9/08 11:14 PM, Jimtopia wrote: Did he die?

Chances are, a quarter wouldn't kill you unless you stuck it up your nose all the way.

At 9/9/08 11:24 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 9/9/08 11:19 PM, Redface wrote:

At 9/9/08 11:15 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: They're just a myth like North dakota, the abomnible snowman, and permnanent records.

Jimmy Neutron references only make you cool if you're in the 5th grade.

You couldn't help but take the bait could you?

Looks like I'll have to try to be more of an ass than usual now.

At 9/9/08 11:22 PM, unbelivable wrote: Since the topic has been resolved.
This thread is now officially about penis.

Fix'd

lemonparty+rickroll+ear rape. THE HORROR.

They're just a myth like North dakota, the abomnible snowman, and permnanent records.

At 9/8/08 03:18 PM, Lopas1 wrote:

At 9/8/08 03:16 PM, Josh wrote: I like it, I wish I had a bike to ride. :( I'm stuck with my Chevro-legs.

you could always buy one of these...

don't think their too expensive either...

I prefer a good old 600$ dimondback, helps build leg muscles.

I wonder if Ego approves of his toon even being on PSP?

THAT WAS AWESOME. especially how the fans we're cheering at how the guy punched the singer.

At 9/9/08 12:27 AM, Monocrom wrote: UPDATE -
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Sorry guys, something unexpected came up. I will not be able to post a new installment today.

I will try to post in the middle of the week, but we are still horribly short-handed at work and my account manager is too damn lazy to do something about the problem.

Next installment = Sunday, at the latest.

It's fine, I don't mind waiting another week or so, just try to put two at once if possible.

You'd be banned for every stupid post you made the next day, what would be the point.

At 9/7/08 06:54 PM, STEM wrote: I highly, highly prefer the Mac commercials. Those are straight and to the point. Microsoft's commercial was just too far fetched and unnecessary.

Lies, the mac commericials just bash PC's, at least microsoft was the bigger OS and made a commercial that was actually entertaining.

At 9/9/08 12:33 AM, Bolo wrote:

At 9/9/08 12:26 AM, Jackotrades wrote: Uh.....Why?

When the kids are ten years old, she'll be 70.

When the kids move out for college, she'll be 80.

These kids are going to end up taking care of her, instead of vice versa. It is irresponsible to subject children to that kind of life -- not to mention that at her age the chances for birth abnormality such as Down's Syndrome or missing chromosomes outweigh the benefits of having a child altogether.

Those children need to be put up for adoption. It's sick that she would mess with nature like that.

At 9/9/08 12:42 AM, ChaosBeam21 wrote:

At 9/9/08 12:41 AM, Jombo1 wrote: Why would you want to scramble such an amazing thing?

AMEN

I dunno, but I'd want one, just to look at.