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At 7/10/07 06:15 PM, AshtonNextGen wrote: I’ve been playing N-

As far as I got

Sonic sucked after it went 3D.

I'm a big GTA fan but I know none of this hype will hold up.

-The cop AI will suck
-The game won't be any more realistic because you can't get rid of the "rampage" styled gameplay which is the reason millions of ghetto kids buy the game when it comes out
-The story will still have you gaining millions of dollars in a few hours of play
-Money won't be a problem at all
-Cops will not attack people who attack you first
-Despite the hype of "You can just talk to your quest givers, it's not always about buisness" there will be one cutscene where you chill out with a guy, but it ends up being a mission anyway
-This game will be like every other GTA ever

I'm sure it'll be a good game but it's not going to be anything new. Rockstar had this hype with San Andreas about how YOU HAVE TO EAT FOOD AND WORK OUT. That was a good idea, but it was hardly implemented. Now you can't even give your guy new clothes? Serious step backwards.

At 6/23/07 08:51 PM, cmasterprice wrote: im talking bout 1 that i can download and runescape sucks

You won't find one, give up. MMOs suck anyway.

Technically the Nazis didn't kill anyone, the bullets did.

That's terrible. You're a terrible person, unless it's missing two limbs or it's skull is open, never kill a dog.

Except Vista is garbage and can hardly play STALKER.

But then again Mac OSX can't either, at all.

AND FUCK YOU TO ALL YOU VISTA FANS. I'm running Vista right now and it's garbage I hate it. Cool effects and all but after the color schemes and effects there's nothing new.

A stripper?

That's what I would want.

Seriously guys you're really funny keep the joke going.

Or nails

The Simpsons were never funny.

At 6/17/07 04:19 PM, Strength wrote: Walk into your garage, and hire some faggish teenagers.

You're Hilarious.

I've been searching google and the apple store forever and there's nothing fucking helpful.

Is there a free trial of the program or something similar to it I can use?

"Watch Hot Celebs Dance Naked and Have Sex With Plumbers"

Starring Jessica Alba

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K Fed

At 5/31/07 10:00 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:

At 5/31/07 09:56 PM, Flameo-Ninja wrote: Shit

When did I say I was better than him or you?
Man, you're trippin' making shit up out of the blue.

"Dumb ass story, do you think we care?"
That's when you said it.

And everyone posting "Too long" I don't care if you're too illiterate to read a rather short story. I don't care if you think you have better things to do. You clicked a topic entitled "I'm dead" and you were probably thinking "Why is he dead" and there's a story. If you don't care, or can't read, or have a short attention span. Do not tell me or other people about it. Because guess what, I don't care that you don't care. So shut up. If you did read the story feel free to comment, if you didn't, go away and boost your ego elsewhere.

At 5/31/07 09:54 PM, Megalomaniak wrote: I don't see how any Internet forum could consider this "classic." I got lost in all the names.

You mean all five? Yeah don't think too hard you might hurt something

At 5/31/07 09:45 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Why oh why did you single me out?
Everybody else agreed, so what's this hostility about?
I did read it, it wasn't too long,
It just was boring, and went on and on.

No you're a complete idiot. Everyone else is saying "Epic fail" as in "You're in for a lot of shit" you're saying:
"LOL WHY SHOULD I CARE I MEAN I JOINED NEWGROUNDS IN 2006 AND I THINK IM POPULAR ENOUGH TO ACT LIKE I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO EVEN THOUGH I POST ON NEWGROUND FORUMS ALL DAY DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH STORIES ABOUT 'REAL LIFE' PSH"

If you don't care, don't post. If you think I epically failed, then go ahead and post that, at least that contributes something.

At 5/31/07 09:39 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Dumb ass story, do you think we care?
You should have been smart, and ended it in Bel-Air.

If you don't care don't post you pathetic cunt.

Well I accidently pressed enter so now I had to make another damn post:

So this happened today and I'll give you the setup.

At the beginning of the year I was in this Curiculum 1 Spainish class, I'm a sophmore and I took spainish for the first time last year. So this year I was taking it with freshmen as if I had taken it for 3 years in middle school. There I met a girl named Haley. She's was pretty cool and we were friends. Since then I've switched out of that class to a lower level (My spanrish speaking is bad). While I was in that class I find out Haley had a boyfriend named Brian. Before you ask, this is not a girl trouble story.

Fastforward to present day. I don't talk to Haley much but I know her well enough that if I found something that was hers, I'd give it back to her. So I'm in english class and we have to go to the computer lab to type up essays. And Brian's class is also there working away. Me and my friend David are chilling out and doing our essays goofing off etc. Well that class ends, and we go to the next class which we also have together. David is walking around the lab and finds a black iPod video where Brian was sitting. David thinks this is awesome since he recently got his iPod stolen and hasn't told his parents. So he'll just use this one and everything will be fine.

I don't know Brian that well so I don't really care, but just for fun I decide to look at the iPod I look and the name of it and it's titled "Haley's iPod." Great. I mention to David I know who's iPod it is and I should give it back. He asks me if I hang out with her, or if I've ever hung out with her outside of school. I said Not anymore to the first and No to the second. So he asks me what the problem is. I insist on giving it back and that she'll feel the same way he feels right now by the fact that they both no longer have their iPod. I decide to give it a day and David will probably give it to me tommorow or something.

The next block I have a freeblock, I'm in the computer lab again because I was too busy watching Rage Against the Machine videos to do any work. Brian comes in asking his English teacher if he's seen the iPod. Now me being the nice guy I am say "Oh I know who took it!" At this point I realized I had made a horrible mistake.

Brian asks me who it was, I realize that if I tell on David he's going to get pissed off and beat the sh*t out of me (Football player) so I try to make it seem like someone else saw him. But to do that I have to make it seem like I don't know who David is. So I say to Brian "I don't know him, but I can tell you what he looks like." So Brian asks me "Black or White?" "How tall?" "Muscles or Fat?" etc. I answer all that I can remember, what I didn't expect him to ask is "If you saw him in a yearbook could you identify him?" Only an idiot would be able to describe him and not identify him. So I say, "yes." I soon realized only an idiot would get themselves into this situation.

Brian finds a yearbook in the house office (Which is amazing cause they're going to $120 dollars right now, outrageous price). He asks me to look for him and find a picture. Now I can't just flip to him and point him out, so there I am pretending to look for a guy in a yearbook. Instead I just look at the pretty pictures, look at my picture, I look stupid, move on. I find his picture and say "That's the guy" Brian says "Oh I know that kid we're friends to, he probably doesn't know that it's mine."

(By the way, when David took the iPod he said "It's probably Brian's, I hate that kid anyway, he thinks he's so cool)

So I figure he'll find him since they're good buddies, and then get the iPod, it'll be done with. What I didn't expect was that he'd get the local school Police Officer, Officer Panika. I'm in the commonsroom (Across from the house office) chiling out and I see Panika and Brian walk in talking to the housemaster pointing to the picture. I now know what a terrible hole I've dug myself into. I walk over and say to them "Hey I'll probably see him today, if I get the iPod can I just give it back and this can be over with?" Brian says sure, but Panika says "We'd still have to talk to him." Great.

My new priority is to make sure David doesn't find out I snitched out on him. I think of a story how his english teacher saw him and not me and probably told Brian when he came asking. David has a football meeting in an enclosed room, I can't just walk in and ask for the iPod he stole so I need to wait for the meeting to end. Explain to him how I overheard them say that they were looking for him, and then return the iPod.

I imagined the meeting would end in an hour so I walk around school, if Panika sees me waiting outside the room he might get suspcious. So I walk around, and on my 2nd lap of the school, I notice no one is in the meeting anymore. I look ahead and I see David pissed off coming out of the house office. Right after him is Officer Panika with an iPod and returns it to Brian.

Here's the problems:
A) I don't know if David knows it was me or not
B) I don't know if David said anything to get me in trouble that would get Officer Panika to talk to me
C) David has some valueable social information on me that no one else knows, and if he wanted to he could tell the entire school
D) He's bigger than me and he could wreck my sh*t

So I'm sitting at school waiting for my bus (I don't see David or Panika for the rest of the day) and I'm expecting to get the sh*t knocked out of me. Nothing happens. I go home, and now I'm awaiting what the hell is going to happen tommorow. He's on AIM right now and I don't know if I should tell him that I "overheard" that they were looking for him. Because if Panika said my name, then he knows I'm spewing **** and he's going to get even more pissed. There's also the chance that right now he's iming everyone in the school the information he knows about me.

So in other words, tommorow should be fun.

Hey guys. I'm sharing this story on all my forums. Feel free to make fun of me. But what you're not free to do is to make useless remarks like "It's too long" I know it's long. And I know the first post is going to be "It's too long" you're very original sir. Everyone is laughing. It's I've told this story to many forums today and they're all saying it's a classic (Besides the gamespot people who like the newgrounds forum will say, said "IT'S TOO LONG") Please tell me what you think.

You will weight 500 pounds by the 10th one.

I married for money.

"Overrated"

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOST PANTHER!!!

Or should I say Phantom Panther.

Hey guys, there's a woman with large breasts selling snow cones.

MAKES ME WANT TO GET A SNOW CONE

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KOTOR1 is better.

This story is really funny.

Maybe you should move away from the airport.

People Eating Tasty Animals?

Sex with chuck norris?

You know I was going to say this thread fails, but that's what you want sooo:

DUDE AWESOME LOLOLOLOL!!!!