I'm still not talking to you!

Oh shi-

At 1/21/08 05:12 PM, Rideo wrote: It's good news to see the security of the portal being stepped up.

Indeedles.
Now, we just need to blam the shit out of any KK, SS, 4chan, or any other crappy flash in the portal.

Me:
Hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
Aloha
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
BILLYBOB.
God:
It's good to meet you, BILLYBOB.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
You gotta be shitting me.
God:
I don't have any reason to gotta be shitting you.
Me:
You shit me not?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: BILLYBOB said I shit him or her not.
Me:
COPYPASTA

At 1/18/08 07:06 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 1/18/08 07:01 PM, Triented wrote: Protest

Ghandi protested. MLK protested. What you described is an attempt to right a wrong by being a bigger asshole than the person who pissed you off.

And what do you fucking care? Don't like it, don't bother.
I think it's hi-hi-hilarious. Sounds like something I would do.

84 Minutes of jail?

How random...

At 1/18/08 12:48 PM, penis-plant wrote: Why did you get a wii?

Because some of us are too old to ask mommy for $600 to buy a Ps3.
So us working men, making damn near minimum wage, have to spend an entire paycheck on a Wii.

At 1/18/08 12:54 PM, g0t wrote:

At 1/18/08 12:51 PM, FlameAlchemist wrote:

No, you made a completely new thread about it. Which is pointless. You had nothing informative, original, or funny to say. All you did was waste bandwidth.

Well, if you can link me to a thread that is just like this, then by all means.

At 1/18/08 12:48 PM, g0t wrote: Wow, when was the last Guitar Hero thread, honestly.

Rock Band is better in every single way, so honestly, just get over it.
At this point you're just holding a grudge.

Yeah? Because I'm pretty sure my thread contained nothing related to Rock Band.
I don't care.
And I just got back from a freaking Guitar Hero thread.
Thus, inspiring to make this post.

At 1/18/08 12:46 PM, WilliWowza wrote: rover : [

And the best use of a smiley of-the-year award goes to... WilliWowza! Get up here and claim your prize!

At 1/18/08 12:45 PM, HiniberusDelius wrote:

At 1/18/08 12:43 PM, FlameAlchemist wrote: stuff

You know what I hate? People that produce stupid threads based on somthing that died ages ago

Really? Because I'm pretty sure I just got back from two threads containing anti-guitar hore bullshit.

I play guitar.
I play Guitar Hero.
Just because I play guitar, does NOT mean I'm any good at Guitar Hero.
I failed an easy song the first time I played.
And on another note...
Guitar Hero is NOT for people who can't play real guitar.
It's for people who like video games. Get over it. Seriously. Dead Bandwagon.

At 1/18/08 11:04 AM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 1/18/08 11:00 AM, Cyprus wrote: ..... that diagram should be put in a frame in put in the nearest museum... next to jesus's self-portrait...

but yes, its as illegal as rape

Wait... rape is illegal?

Oh shit.

Crap...
Fuck...
CrapFuck.

At 1/17/08 03:08 PM, StolenBoi wrote:

At 1/17/08 02:56 PM, Zanarchy wrote:

At 1/17/08 02:54 PM, StolenBoi wrote:

At 1/17/08 02:45 PM, Zanarchy wrote:

Then why do you like furry SHIT.. you should be a lolicon fan like me.

Oh, so you can fuck 2 year olds... But I can't fuck a fully aged woman, with cat ears?

At 1/17/08 03:06 PM, ShineMe wrote:

At 1/17/08 02:56 PM, Zanarchy wrote:

I'm not a furry, I'm a pedo. Well, a future pedo to be exact.

Someone should seriously call the FBI on this kind of shit...

This is Newgrounds.
It's some pretty lite shit, compared to other sites.
Get fucking used to it, '08 user.

Oh my fucking god. I think Newgrounds just died.
The day a stupid Tween Emo Bitch can whore her myspace and NOT get banned for it, is the day I've lost faith in Newgrounds.

:Good day, sir.

At 1/15/08 07:32 PM, Warrickneff wrote: I find water tastes better out of a plastic bottle, but I have no qualms about refilling that bottle thirty times from the tap.

Agreed.
I've done that since, like, ever.

At 1/13/08 10:37 PM, bigbadron wrote:

At 1/13/08 10:22 PM, FlameAlchemist wrote:

you have been rendered invalid.

Not necessarily, who needs over 80gigs?
And my friends have dropped their iPods, oh, say 4 feet.
It died.
I repeatedly threw my Zune against a wall 8 times just to prove they don't break easily.
And not to mention the free sharing program! =]
And it's much easier to put music on my Zune than my sisters iPod.
All I have to do is drag and drop into the Zune player and it asks me if I want to sync it, and I say yes. =]

Ragnorak!
Free, but takes forever to download.
LINKY

Zunes never die, cost less, hold more, and you don't need gay Itunes.

Good enough for me. I got my sister the $80 Kill Bill Bride sword.

Gunslinger girl is pretty... pedophilic.
Although, it has realistic guns.
Anyways, just get an AnimeCrave account. It's only $5.

Age: 14...
So how much of your mommies money did you spend on that?

At 1/8/08 03:07 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote: How many bikes have u stolen today?

This is my quote of the day. Hilarious win.

Wow... Complete. I expected something better from you of all people.
I come from a poor family, and I must say I didn't get a lot of gifts.
I have to work a job at Safeway to help my mom, but I was still happy on Christmas.
And the whole stereo type discription of a poor family you just made up is bull shit.
Way to make an ass of yourself.

At 12/30/07 07:21 AM, christmasraptor wrote: Oh teh noes~! Here comes that naughty double-O to ruin our fun!

Why does Bond use a Makarov with a silencer? If I were him, I would use the M1911 with a silencer. Bigger rounds, for more stopping power.
.45ACP >>> 9mm

Merry Christmas NewGrounds :)

I went thinking it was a kiddy flick, and apparently so did a lot of people. People brought there kids and shit. And eventually in the movie a bear gets its fucking jaw ripped off. And I swear an 8 year old girls started to cry.

At 12/21/07 06:14 PM, BatDan wrote: Just call 1-800-4My-Xbox (note to Mods, this is the Xbox Phone Number, not a personal phone number).

Then tell them you got the Red Ring of Death (or Three Flashing Red Lights) and they'll send you a box for you to send back. It'll take a while but your warranty will extend three years.

Thanks for the number, now wish me luck, I'm off to get put on hold!

At 12/21/07 06:14 PM, Simon wrote:

At 12/21/07 06:13 PM, FlameAlchemist wrote:

At 12/21/07 06:12 PM, Simon wrote:

So, besides waiting five days, it was okay?

yes, i didn't lose anything like dlc or saves, or even my xbl account.

they've got fast support because of how used they are to solving the problems.

Thanks a lot, man. :)

At 12/21/07 06:12 PM, Simon wrote:

At 12/21/07 06:08 PM, FlameAlchemist wrote: Has anybody ever had to send in their Xbox 360? Because I have to, and I want to know if it's expensive, hard, or takes to long. Please describe your experience.

once.
it was free, took five days. worst five days of my life.

So, besides waiting five days, it was okay?