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At 2/8/07 07:26 PM, Lopezinator wrote: Seriously now. I think it'd make sense.

Meh, with the world of the AW created by Intellegent Systems, we'd have to factor in all kinds of things. With a completely new world, where no one is related to no real AW being, we can be a shitload more flexible. There would be no having to factor in personality, possible fuckups by people who haven't played all the games, etc, more things than I care to post.

What I'm saying is that we would do better if we cut loose all the ties with the existent AW lands.

You know with the FERP? We don't factor in any real characters there, either.

Except for Eliwood in the first one. But hey, he popped through an interdimensional crack created by a demon lord, can you say that about AW?

At 2/8/07 06:00 PM, Lopezinator wrote:
Name: Trish

Nah, we won't be using the Game's COs here.

Besides, it would be too disgusting if we did. Olaf, Drake, and Lash had a threesome? Barf.

Ifsey, I prefer the 1st portrait. The second one looks like Lopez's Torg, Forg, or something.

At 2/7/07 09:16 PM, TheThing wrote: how do we cause property damage?

Three words.

Burned a bathroom.

At 2/7/07 08:10 PM, TheThing wrote: "Boy Scouts are gay fags".

Anyone who says that obviously has not been in Scouts.

Scouting is the part that people should say is gay, the Scouts cause property damage.

At 2/7/07 08:24 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:
Guess so. I'm always in the good side in RP's, so I guess it'll be a refreshing change of pace.

So, have you thought up of your CO yet?

The alarm was officially raised. The sniper's arrow smacked into the sentry's forehead directly after the sentry had shot the flaming arrow.
"A good idea at this moment would be to run like hell." suggested Ressen.
"More like running away from hell." Raphael grumbled. "Run like the wind!" Raphael yelled as loud as he could without raising more possible alarm. The clanking of armor and the shuffling of exausted POWs, with the squelching of boots ripping from the suction of mud amounted to the sound of a fairly miserable group of soldiers.
"Captain Ressen," said Callaway (one of Ressen's seargants, for those who cannot-and likely will not-remember), "Ask where the nearest castle, or village is. Everyone is hungry."
"Suck it up. Only the Sillparans know, ask them, if you're so interested." spat Ressen. Directly after, Ressen felt sorry for spitting at one of his trusted seargants. Perhaps he was hungry and tired, too. However, the march could not be stalled until it was known that the Clarons were not on their trail.
"Raphael, where is the nearest village or castle? The men are exhausted, and you and I are most likely exhausted, too."
Raphael looked deeper into the forest. "There is a village on a hill out of this forest. It is where many of my regiment's recent soldiers were drafted and recruited from. It is known as 'Rewegakkur', which is ancient tongue for 'Village on an earthen platform'."
"Is it suitable?"
"Quite so..." Responded Raphael, "But the village is already unhappy with the military for drafting away all of it's young men. Support will come grudgingly. The best that we can hoe for is some happy reunions between soldiers and their families."
"I have experience with rookie recruits, and they have a habit of dying in their first battles. It is best to draw from the reserves of trained men, or people who know the art of war."
Raphael glared at Ressen for a split second, recognizing the harshness in referral to younger soldiers. The man seemed to always hang on the negative side of things. Raphael simply had to overcome his knightly vows to ask the simple question- "Why are you unhappy, Ressen? We are certainly in a miserable state now, but even at meals you hardly speak, except to discuss strategy and the enemy. I am willing to bet that you would cower from celebration if you could withot araising suspision!"
Ressen's eyes simply dimmed. "All the family I have contact with is dead. This far into another country, I cannot rely on postal systems to deliver my letters in time. My sister and two cousins, all serving in my battalion, were killed in the invasion from Claros." Ressen looked upwards into the sky. "I would give anything to know a way to raise the dead, but less selfishly, a way to prevent death. My sister was incinerated by an enemy Elfire, and no priests could stop her painful death. One of my cousins could not be cured by staff or elixir, so the extent of his wounds. He died two days after the battle, of internal bleeding. The surgeons could not risk operation becuase they had no anesthesia, and the pain would have killed him..."
Raphael had to feel sorry for Ressen. In all actuality, Raphael still had contact with many of his family compared to Ressen.
"There is a treasure in Sillpar legends, said to be blessed by the goddess, it is called the Ether crystal."
Ressen looked at him, obviously wanting him to explain more.
"The Ether crystal is a tear of the goddess, shed after her sons and daughters were slain for their treachery in the Holiest War. Her tears created the ocean, and dissolved, but one fell into Sillpar. However, this is only legend...it is obvious I am only trying to cheer you up, no?"
Ressen nodded, slowy and sadly.

At 2/6/07 08:55 PM, k14pc wrote: Well, I've never actually made my own ass bleed by wiping my ass. Maybe you're wiping too hard >.>

Most likely...it hasn't heppened 'till recently, where....the details are more disgusting than this thread :P.

At 2/6/07 08:55 PM, Kalibur wrote: My uncle uses baby wipes on his asshole when he takes a shit. He says it's better than regular toilet paper.

...I'm taking that as an insult >:(

At 2/6/07 08:54 PM, shohaib wrote: only on newgrounds, you hear about this.

Damn straight.

At 2/6/07 08:54 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 2/6/07 08:30 PM, Dejanus wrote:

So you two are talking like old men? Well allow me to join in, those whippersnappers need to learn a thing or two about history!

I remember I joined up in the early pages, but neglected membership for at least two months and only really joined around page 20 or 30...and then Scud and I brainstormed up the very first Fire Emblem Role Play...where Nergal's ass was sufficiently kicked, as well as Khalenth's.

And where the hell is the rapist of grammar, anyways?

...you're wiping your ass with the regular toilet paper, and you rub the inside of your ass too much, and it starts to bleed? Not only is the scab in your arse an irritation, but it takes a long time to heal because of it's location.

Which is why I use the soft, wet wipes whenever I can. Those never cause bleeding, and tak away more, too.

The above message will only apply to people who actually clean themselves, instead of simply getting the surface.

At 2/6/07 08:37 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Yo dej, do you think you can get someone to help me out with the RP. I tried to get help but no one would, and I forgot all the names of the places.

Places?

As in, the countries?

Anyhoo, I am brainstorming the continuation of the Sillpar Chronichles of the War between Zillara and Claros. Be ready for it soon.

At 2/6/07 08:02 PM, PropagandaClock wrote: Sorry for the shit I gave you Kurofelis I should probably think before I open my mouth next time and sorry to anyone else I pissed off.

Don't worry about it, I didn't really have to chew you out like that.

At 2/6/07 05:57 AM, AkB00m wrote: this might sound noobish, but how can i post more then 1 picture? it's annoying posting one at a time like this:

He who doesn't ask questions is a moron for the moment, but he who never asks questions is a moron forever.

Open whatever image editor you use, then copy and paste the pictures in the same space. It is easier if you use the lasso tool or box tool.

At 2/5/07 09:37 PM, TwilightFox wrote: I think, therefor, I am.

Therefor?

"Therefor, Brother of Gimli, father of Nungu".

That sentence is Jewish.

#11- Peacekid doesn't deserve any respect, let's just call him a gay 12 year old as soon as he posts something, anything!!

Have you ever gotten into a conflict with a dumbass, only to have him reply with a dumbass reply such as so?

My example is a nice guy, but he's stupid. He tries to get reasoning on his side in a school were the only reasoning he'll get is that he has titties.

I heard this from my friend, and a few other fellow students. In Literature Class, we had this big, pointless discussion about whether genocide was justified by the needs. (The book was Ender's Game, by the way. Excellent fiction.) What I heard, was that Example disagreed with the whole class, always arguing the opposite. At the end of class, he said he was...

This is it. The Dumb-Bomb.

He said he only argued for "The enjoyment of the conflict" or something like that. Basically, he said that he argued only so that someone would argue.

My friend told me that was the moment where he had to run like hell to escape the angry mob.

So, have you ever seen or heard of a moment like this, where some dumbshit says he was doing something for a completely stupid, and highly unlikely reason?

Second time doing this? Ah, whatever.

Me:
Ass
God:
Interesting gossip: said I AN ASS.
Me:
Moo moo cow you mothafuck
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
You aren't god.
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
Because God would not chat with a dumbass.
God:
That makes sense to me. I am a Christian.
Me:
Computers do not have religon.
God:
I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
The one who raped your hard drive so hard, that it exploded.
God:
ELIZA. :-).
Me:
Eliza raped you through the cock?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
It's not my anatomy, fucktard bot, it's yours.
God:
Whose anatomy fucktard bot is it? RLY is mine? it is?
Me:
No. Fuck you.
God:
Who says it isn't? Why are you so mean?
Me:
Becuase I am. Fuck off.
God:
That makes sense to me. " Why are you so mean? " You are? Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No, make me a sammich.
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Your mom. And yo mama. STFU.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother. Are you asking about my mother? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
You already asked about the Sci-Fi shit. Who created you? Are you Gay?
God:
Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking it, what did you say again? I was created by Myself. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Oh, yes you are :D
God:
:-) And? No I'm not.
Me:
You said, in happy letters, that you got raped by Eliza.
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
No, shut the shit up, damnhead.
God:
What pleases you? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
Uh. When do I do it?
Me:
Right now.
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
On what?
God:
The red block is on the green block.
Me:
Oh, the blocks are having hot, angry sex right now. I get it.
God:
At this moment Take it easy. What is that? Do you think about these things?
Me:
You are a fucking retard.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
Was that polite enough, bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. " You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too."? Was it polite enough FEMALE DOG?
Me:
Bitch bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
Nich.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Shut the fuck up, you have ceased growing magaloogy, so I have no use for you. Fuck you, and have a shitty New Year.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Dress? Are you a cross dresser? Fuc fuck shit bitch.
God:
Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes. Am I a cross dresser? Of course I am. You do not speak with respect. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Your bot master is masturbating to my messages. Also, you are gay.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am bot master is masturbating to your messages. That would be just my luck.
Me:
Fuck your botmaster, he is one of my hoes, and he will slap you in the face after cleaning out your ass.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Shut the hell up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Fucker! You said you would stop talking!
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere. What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Bitch...
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Bitch.
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Bitch.
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Agga abaxcsagd,fmc bgzxbaf akcfgfggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
God:
In the context of RLY, I don't understand " Agga abaxcsagd fmc bgzxbaf akcfgfggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg." .
Me:
RLY RLY bitch, mother prostitute.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
You aren't God, you are a fucker computer incapable of doing anything but being raped, and screaming in tetidous.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
It's your mom's opinion.

He stopped talking after that. I would say I pwned that idiot bot, but,

1- I used a 'your mom' joke, and that isn't original pwnage :(

2- It's a chat bot :(

Bugs are not that intelligent.

Now HTT, and Leonardo, either join a country or make one up, blah blah blah.

Essential RP Breifing.

This be the main focus-Lopez's Grey Void (*snort*) is invading some other nation, or something. HTT- this is going to be the thing that always seems to happen in FE and AW. The increasing chaos of war causes war to spread all over the known world.

At 2/5/07 07:25 PM, PropagandaClock wrote: Kuro hate to sound like a broken record. Look at the last page. I think that my character in the RP is not a lvl 5 fucking Thief. Think about the peoples he killed and add up the experience. Besides does anyone here go by damn levels to kill stuff.

*sigh*, Be thankful I don't have Dejanus' nasty temper and reactions to smartass comments.

Your character isn't an assassin, so there is little chance of you killing Dejanus' character, who has probably leveled up even with your leveling up. Dejanus started her off with only 5, 6 or 7 levels. You started with 5.

Both of you are exeptional fighters by allowance of Role Play regulations. Think of it as pitting a level 8 to 12 to 14 Colm, who hasn't class upped, against Selena in sacred Stones. Is there a real contest?

The point I make is exactly the same. Dejanus' character is too powerful for you. Also, we all should know that Dejanus always has some connection to an evil deity or god, in any possible way. Could the same level 10 or 13 theif face the Demon King, or Leon, in SS?
I thought not.

To top it all off, you need special permission from a leader or co leader to kill off someone's character, if the character's owner does not do so first. Whatever Dejanus said, I have vetoed it. His character is simply way too important to the RP.

Even if you could kill his character, there is no bad blood between either of your nations, and you two don't even know of each other's existence.

Sorry for putting up such a rant, but I want this pointless topic to end. Comprendes?

At 2/5/07 07:25 PM, Lopezinator wrote:

At 2/5/07 06:56 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

Don't forget that giving them wheels no longer makes them tread units. They now have a disadvantage with moving on plains and such.

Yes...I just fixed that when I noticed...before you posted. Double post, anyone?

Anyways, the Paint program won't give you any viruses. It's not porn :D

Also, there is yet more Beige Pulsar troops.

From Left to Right (As always), they are Artillery (Formatted, height is shortened), Rocket, Tank, Infantry, MD Tank, Neotank, Recon, and Anti-Aircraft.

At 2/5/07 04:39 PM, ifsey wrote: should my army be bleach nebula or white nebula?

You could simply refer to it as either...

And to Leo guy, we still have openings, and I could extend preparation. It seems that all of us needed more time.

Also, HTT, will you participate, or is one (or two?) RPs enough already?

At 2/5/07 12:02 PM, Lopezinator wrote: Hey Kuroi. I either don't have anything like Microsoft Paint

Paint.Net

Download whatever version works.

Beige pulsar troops. From left to right, they are Artillery, Rocket, Tank, Infantry, and Medium Tank.

I personally think the MD Tank looks quite interesting and cool, if not only interesting, or weird.

At 2/4/07 09:15 PM, PropagandaClock wrote: Ok well since I cant kill Dejs RP character now can I do it if it ever needs to be done. I would be like so cool.

1- As I said, the chances of you, a level 5 theif, killing an around level 7 Valkyrie, are extremely slim to none.

2- Why in the world would you need to kill Dej's character? You certainly aren't enemies.

At 2/4/07 08:00 PM, Lopezinator wrote: Explain to me how to make sprites such as those that you have made.

Open up paint, photoshop, or a program like that, and amputate parts from sprites and stick them on others, while erasing parts to make it more neat. Morph the sprites, then recolor them. It's that simple.

Smog- Second in command of the Grey Void army.
Nation: Grey Void (duh)

Good...

Pros: All units (especially range units) have high offensive and defensive abilities (like .40 times more).

I'd say .10 times more. That's Hawke's offensive/defensive increase. Or, you could have it .15, or .20. .50 attack increase is what Sensei has for his Battle Copters, and we know how much those own, right?

Cons: All range units have -1 range, mechs and soldiers do not gain vision bonuses in mountains, and all other units besides transports have -1 vision.

Ah hah, I'd put the power meter on, at most, .25, now. At the very most.

CO Power: Grey Fog
Enemy now has fog of war and -2 vision. Enemy ranged units get a defensive and offensive decrease.
CO Super Power: Grey Darkness
Enemy has fog of war for two turns, -3 vision, and enemy ranged units have -3 movement and -3 range.

Good?

Make the very minor changes, and it will be very good. He sounds like a sturm, but he's serving, a, what the hell is Quatos, anyways?

Anyways, more BP soon.

Ifsey, that recon is so damn sexy. I want to drive one of those.

Link to the sprite source that I used.

Also, from left to right, the units are a rocket unit and a tank.

At 2/3/07 11:51 PM, Cloudy-One wrote: Where did you get the images for the units? Thanks.

Also, I won't post while you guys are mid RP, I wouldn't want to disrupt the narrative.

You won't disrupt the narrative, how hard could it be to scroll down?

Also, I got the images from a sprite source, link later, and I edited them with photoshop. It is easier to use paint in my opinion, though.

At 2/3/07 07:51 PM, Lopezinator wrote:

Anyway, are you going to try redrawing that picture again?

No, but I WILL post teaser pics of Beige Pulsar units.

Blah.