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Well, the Pikachu goggles prove that Pichu has been blown off the rosters.

Pichu was shitty, anyhow. Just a Pikachu clone that can be killed that much more easily.

Also, I hope Team colors are expanded on. Last time, it was kind of odd to only have teams Red, Green and Blue.

At 11/20/07 10:45 PM, Deadly wrote: OH NOES!

Why is the mafia so....quiet?

*beats Deadly in the kneecaps with pipe*

Shut the hell up.We need some sleep, you know.

Meh.

Oh my! I believe I left something out of the profile.

Also, please include your character's background history, nationality, age and race.

Anyhow, my character profile is probably needed a little early as an example to any who don't quite get it.

Name: Rescel (prononced "Resk-el") "Res" Moleque

Age, Nationality & Race: 29, Zillaran, Branded

Class + Level: Swordmaster lvl 12

Physical Description: Slimly built; strength is not his forte, instead relying on the sharpness of his blade and the quickness of his wrist. Nearly-shoulder length marroon hair, small eyes & long face. Almost the typical villain look for a mediocre anime flick. Is six foot.

Mentality: Rescel has a long fuse and a rather tame temper, but is plagued by severe inconfidence, losing faith in himself at critical and noncritical times. Rescel is also "ruthless" in a way. He sees the best path from A to B first and foremost.

Weapon/s: (NOTE- the weapons in the RP won't break like in the game, but rather, will be simulatingly worn down, and can be sharpened and such) Light Brand

Items: Elixir, Antidote

Weapon Skill: S

Backstory: Rescel is one of the Branded, half Beast laguz and half human, but has not let anybody know about it, as his parents were murdered shortly after his birth, and he was raised by other relatives. Rescel now leads one of the elite units that are sent into other countries as escorts for diplomats and emmisaries, or political leaders unable to fight.

Rescel is now with a diplomacy convoy to Claros, to inquire recent activities that have brewed unrest between both countries.

IMPORTANT----

You do not have to participate in the RP. It is not going to be the new focus of this club. It's just a fun thing to do, and other topics are certainly open for discussion.

There is no deadline for an entry, just a limit to how patient somebody else can be before they write.

Yes, Dej, I will update.

At 11/19/07 07:52 PM, GreenCard wrote: I'd like a simple sig.

Akka dokky?

At 11/19/07 09:06 AM, Jigen wrote: Could I get a Princess Peach sig?

AGGA Bagga.

At 11/19/07 07:16 PM, NewWorldProductions wrote: btw, not windows movie maker cuz it's screwed up the anus

Pay for your shit, or get it as a Christmas or Birthday gift.

Free shit is shit.

At 11/19/07 07:05 PM, Brick-top wrote: Build me a shed.

Cry me a river.

A long, long time ago, when this site was first posted on Newgrounds, the thread was filled with dancing dicks.

HylianLuigi. School caught up with him.

Why? Most of the people who have man boobs are fatasses.

At 11/18/07 09:29 PM, undermineinbaltimore wrote: too bad warcraft sucks.

Admit it: you play RS rather than WoW because it's cheaper, not because its better.

For a minute, I thought you would say something like "The Aristocrats" at the end.

What lies beyond the door at the end of that hall?

At 11/18/07 07:59 PM, dark-fox wrote: Yes, they are making a sequel.

It had better not be a cheap one. Hopefully, this said sequel will earn better than a 7.7 rating from IGN or an 8.5 rating from Gametrailers.

Only problem: A sequel most always detracts from the story from the original.

I wouldn't say "best game in the world."

Too many flaws for that title.

At 11/18/07 02:12 PM, Mendou wrote: Hello sig makers, i request a new sig.

LA LA LA.

Character Creation Template-

Name: (Can be anything. Just try not to put something unoriginal like "Austin Powers")

Class & Level: (This should be close to your actual level, but since Ramun is now doing the promotions, since I am not, you can vary this a little. Since Sacred Stones has some extra classes, you are allowed to use them.)

Physical Description: (Self Explanatory. Physical health and any diseases, disabilities, or disorders your character may have are also included here.)

Mentality: (Personality and Moral strengths and weaknesses. Is your character shy, a coward, cold-blooded or ruthless? Then list it)

Weapons: (This should reflect your class. Example, you can't have a Warrior weilding a sword, since that's not how it works in the games)

Items: ( Anything that fits in the item category. Just remember that you should use these in your story.)

Weapon Skill: (Self Explanatory)

Now, the FERP campaign map.

*note: There ARE islands, but they are all very small. (translated: Felis is lazy)

The dark green areas are the Wild Lands. No explorer has made it farther than what is shown on this map. Beyond those sea borders, the ocean is extremely treacherous. Anybody who tried to go out and come back, living, has only met death upon horrible hurricanes and sharp stones. Landwards, the lands become too ferocious and thick with barbaric peoples that it is damn near impossible to move on without a trained army. The lands are muggy and thick forested anyhow: nobody wants to try and conquer it for themselves.

The barrier country, Zillara: it stands against the Wild Lands. It's namesake and legendary hero, Zillaro, protected an entire border while all the other people built the gigantic wall that now stands as a silent ward to keep away the barbarians. It's king is Zillaro the Twelth (Not the twelth king, just the twelth guy named Zillaro, who is related to him.) Zillara is made up of rather flat lands, in some places dipping below the sea level.

Then there is Sillpar: A land ruled by a loose alliance of rulers who rule ver the south, west, east, north, and central parts of Zillara. For a land its size, Sillpar has a gigantic population, and therefore each sector maintains a large army. Civil wars between the rulers are common, but one has not taken place for nearly a decade and a half now.

The Cursed Desert: Many mercenaries and bandits wander this dry and barren desert. It is riddled with small oases, but harsh sandstorms keep a large permanent kingdom from being established.

Tegnus: A country that has grown too large for it to defend itself with its small professional army. The main army is made up of volunteers and draftees, who constantly defend a specified area from the many bandits and brigands, as well as raiding parties from Noct and Arae. Tegnus is made up of land of average fertility, and makes all of its money on trading grains, since the soil is not rich enough for luxurious crops and there are no ore mines save for iron. Tegnus is a country on the boundary of poor and dirt poor.

Nocte and Arae are ruled by many bandit kings and rebellious groups, who raid their neighbors and cause borders to constantly fluctuate. The two countries once split Tegnus in two, and even sacked the capital of Hillis, but have never made permanent conquest. Their territories are filled with mountainous and volcanic terrain, so the countries are extremely difficult to invade.

Hillis is the mightiest country on Ashnea. It has the largest and wellest-equipped army, and can draw on more as they have plenty of surplus of weapons and armor, as well as trained citizens. This country watches over all other countries, and has a center of knowledge and science in the Royal Library. Its engineers are even beginning to discover the potential of a new substance called gunpowder...

Claros is a trading minion. Much of its army is hired mercenaries constantly fed by the overflowing coffers of Claros. Claros exports and well as imports, and it well known as the richest country on the continent. Like Zillara, it is very flat, but has a higher landscape.

At 11/17/07 11:03 PM, Joshiwa wrote: I was wondering if someone could make me a sig based off this picture. Use whatever color scheme you think works best

Actually, I thought that screwing around with the original picture gave a better result than using colored backgrounds.

At 11/17/07 09:00 PM, AshfordPride wrote: I take public transit everyday.

Every looks like they're one step away from a leap onto the train tracks.

They all wear dull colors, right?

I almost always wear dull colors. I swear that people look at me and watch a little of their good day go away.

At 11/17/07 07:02 PM, RKThrilla wrote:

What do you say?

i would say cambells soup

Possibilities.

One could imply that they'd like to be cannibalized as part of their funeral.

At 11/17/07 06:34 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Yep, they were to scared to come any closer. They were scared of our blue body dye, severed head decorations, and our wolves.

More likely, they were sent fleeing in terror of the furious scent of unwashed Irishmen.

The increased length gives it more potential as a weapon than the normal stylus.

At 11/17/07 11:56 AM, Ethereal wrote: Bumping, because i need answers.

Anyone?

What's the difference between a pill and a crushed pill?

C'mon. It ain't that hard.

At 11/17/07 11:14 AM, fat-barry wrote: Oh and he was talking about Super mario galaxy... it could have been in response to this thread ... maybe.

DIPSHIT ALERT.

Learn to read the damn thread before hitting "Post it!".

The Mayans.

I don't think any of the people over in Europe could perform brain surgery and have people live to tell the tale.

At 11/17/07 09:53 AM, Skwurll wrote: Unless you have played all games on the earth you don't know what you are talking about! I'm p***ed off now!!!!!!

You have quite misunderstood. As others have made quite clear, the subject is not games, but the people playing the games.

And bitching and moaning afterwards. It is quite annoying, and causes much unfriendliness. Instead of sitting on their asses and trying to force their opinion onto others, people should leave the game critics to their own jobs, shut their gobstoppers, and play the games instead of arguring about them.

Living forever would eventually become boring.

To quote from the Hitchiker's Guide, it would be to the effect of "Which movie haven't I watched five million times?"

It's fucking overrated. I don't know why anyone likes it. I've played it and it isn't fun at all.

Also, the graphics aren't downright beautiful enough to fry my optic receptors. They suck.

It's the same as all the other games in its series. My favorite hobby is fixing my tricycle, even though it isn't broken.

It's so childish. You don't ever see anybody bleeding or injured. Things explode in a puff of smoke when they die.

I've never even fucking played it, and I already know how shit it really is. So much for a "great game".

It's only a god damn game. Grow the hell up.

Chops off its limbs and insert sockets so you can pose it.