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At 6/22/06 11:45 PM, werewolf_bite wrote:
You know who you really should be hating? Bush, American Government, War, Terrorists and Politics. That is what is really destroying this world. These are your real enemies not celeberties.

Don't bash stereotypical opinions, when you have stereotypical opinions yourself.

*Bitchslaps*

Terrorists are not an extremely serious issue. Tell me why they would be, please.

At 6/23/06 03:50 AM, Black_Cat wrote:

negatives: Tends to sleep heavily, and runs out of energy quickly. Also sort of cowardly.

Crap....forgot it. Filled it in.

OVRDNE

But rate me anyway.

At 6/23/06 06:57 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

At 6/23/06 06:55 AM, Black_Cat wrote: Shadow, it'd be helpful if you posted a list of people in the story.

Im writing as I go along, picking characters at random for placement. The guy with the barbed wire flaming stick is next.

Ah.....you're keeping it a secret.

Shadow, you sly bastard.

Shadow, it'd be helpful if you posted a list of people in the story.

So far, matches have only been in the perceptive of two people. Will there be more views?

Alright, children,
While we are waiting, let's read Shadow's Most Excellent BBS Story.

At 6/23/06 06:07 AM, Uber-Tanuki wrote:
At least we have standards, we don't host peoples intellectual property without permission. We don't block websites like Newgrounds Or Albinoblacksheep to cover our own dirty deeds. Stolen flash isn't allowed to stay here, regardless of the traffic it generates. Newgrounds has never been sued over stolen content, they have never paid off people to keep quiet.

I hope the eBums read this. They won't be able to come up with a comeback.

You have earned a pwnage star.

If he's calling you, tell him you'll only get calls on the parent phone.
If he falls for it like an idjit, your parents will hear the answering machine.......and then.....

his ass will be pwned.

At 6/23/06 05:57 AM, -Ikka- wrote: If that guys a mod, why does he have to report you, cant he ban right out?

lol@fakemods

Runescape has a different mod system. Mods are people with the silver helmets, the only thing that's special about them is that their reports get alot more attention.

Take it from a former RS player. I got bored with it, so I stopped playing.

At 6/23/06 05:54 AM, dmitryo wrote:

At 6/23/06 05:52 AM, thequadgod0213 wrote:

You're someone from ebausmworld.

Does anyone have to spell it out?
He signed up today, and that's his first post.

eBum, or an idiot. Probably both.

At 6/23/06 05:52 AM, thequadgod0213 wrote: Who the fuck cares? Online content is not really considered property, therefore it can't really be stolen.

Yes it is. Learn about the internet, idiot.

Either way, you wouldn't have made a dime off of it either way,

True, but I don't think he made the flash for money in the beginning.

About 80-99% of flash authors make flash for other purposes.

At 6/23/06 05:49 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: No chapter today either.

*

............wah.

'(

Originally Posted by shogun
Looks like Alan got paid to lie and is admitting it using his Newgrounds account:

Other user said....

I doubt thats really him.

When I read the 'I doubt that's really him' part, I almost died laughing.

At 6/23/06 05:27 AM, adam_esping wrote:

At 6/23/06 05:25 AM, 303 wrote: Ebaumsworld Forum

Shows how stupidity runs rampid there.

holy shit... those guys are stupid as hell.

Seconded.

I saw some more shit at eBaums too. A text, saying....
"Many authors have made it big on eBaumsworld! Click here to find out how you can, too!"
How many have made it big? Or how many have their flash hosted with no permission, or payment?

In other words, "Make it big?"

......Bullshit.

This is fun to read. If this were a movie, the amount of gore would at least rival Gladiator.

I'm not a' gonna be killed >:)

At 6/23/06 03:08 AM, Voyd wrote:

No, thats not true. Too much water leads to sodium poisoning, which leads to brain swelling, and ultimitly death.

You're drinking some fucked up water, if it has sodium in it.

At 6/23/06 04:18 AM, dmitryo wrote: Don't worry, ebams is still going down. We have a good plan.

i'm talking 'Sooner'.

It would be all the better if Bauman came down earlier.

At 6/23/06 04:23 AM, PoJoX wrote:

At 6/23/06 04:18 AM, AngryFace wrote: Make THAT into a flash... That would rock.

Anyone who want's to, Id be honoured!

no sucky artists.

That could be the continued ep.IV,

Episode IV- The Corruption of History by the BB and SS or some stupid title that's trying to sound cool and serious but fails.

I'm not talking about the titles you use, if anyone reads this wrong.

At 6/23/06 04:12 AM, PoJoX wrote:

At 6/23/06 04:10 AM, Black_Cat wrote: Good story.

Add me to the next one to make it perfect.

You got it, extra who gets killed first, I mean Black_Cat.

Nah, I'm just giving you permission to use me if you want. If you don't want to use me for the story, you really don't have to.

At 6/23/06 04:08 AM, Uber-Tanuki wrote:
No shit, now he's fucked himself if this ever goes to court.

Verbal contracts have almost as much weight as written. And he accepted money for it. It's over.

....and *flush* goes my hopes of eBaum going down sooner....

(

Good story.

Add me to the next one to make it perfect.

Wahh....everyone's getting promoted exept for me.

*Cries out of lack of <3*

Ah, well. I guess I'll join the RP.

Rutoshi Shironeko

height: 5' 3"

weight: 90lbs

Age: 13

Build: Skinny, not really muscular at all, healthy, but is almost skin & bones.

Appearance: Dirty Blonde, shaggy hair, likes to wear shirts several sizes to big, and slightly baggy cargo pants.

Attributes: Is extremely resilent, and is able to perform the 'Nine lives' falling thing that cats can do. Is also intellegent and fairly quick.

Likes: Cats, Rigatoni, Fish.

Dislikes:Fighting, killing, eggplants.

Family inherited ability: Has a partner that was fused with his ancestor at birth. From that person on, all of the family has had a companion, that is in the shape of a stitched-together stuffed cat. These companions hide inside it's owners belongings, and jumps out when needed. The companions grow more powerful with the user.

negatives:

Favorite jutsu: Shirokagebunshin no jutsu- where he transforms his chakra into white goo, and he forms the white goo into doppelgangers of the companion. Usually, he transforms himself to match the doppelgangers. (ie, transforms into his companion.)

Bio: Has taken the Chuunin test once, and completed it, but wasn't judged fit to become a chuunin. He strives for the day where he can put his abilities to good use, in higher class missions. His companion (Kakaneko) is a mysterious bleached-white color, and stopped growing for some reason 2 years ago, but that doesn't prevent it from being blessed with power...

At 6/23/06 02:31 AM, Turandot wrote: Thanks for trying, but I am actually female, so meh it didn't really work did it :/

I've been letting him write stories while I'm away. He seems to write alot quicker, so i'm okay with it. I'll get back after I lurk.

It gives me a strange feeling when the users here mention newbies with criticism. because most of the users here a pretty newbish anyway. (Not noobish, newbish.)

Other than that, I've probably asked this a thousand times, but how often do you guys visit, if ever visit, the general forum?

Leaving out Transmute, because I know that he posts in general.

Drivers?
If yes, then try not to crash, burn, and die. It helps.

At 6/19/06 12:02 PM, -MagnumX- wrote: I would like a murder, regicide story ple of the easings.

Once upon a time, in Angland, there was a happy little kingdom. The king was good, and the people were happy. But...there was a part of this little kingdom that wasn't so happy. This little province was governed by the Duke of Bablyonian Imported Beer.

Magnum chopped away hastily at the wheat. There was a poor harvest last year, and the DoBIB was not happy. He had beheaded a third of the village's population. The remainder of the village had to work hard to fullfil the Duke's massive requests. The decrease of the population had only made it harder. Magnum wiped the sweat off of his brow, and took his load of wheat to the threshing yard.

The village had heaped together a pile of wheat grain the size of a house today. When the Duke arrived, he inspected the pile carefully.
"Hmm..."
The Duke scratched his bald head, searching for any flaws. There weren't any.
"A good harvest of wheat this year, now where is the corn?"
The villagers jumped for joy, then froze.
Corn? there was no order to grow corn.

"No corn?! The king's favorite food is corn! you forgot to grow it?"
As the Duke ran on, Magnum remembered his stash. He was sure it had some corn in it. A year's supply of corn would be more than enough to satify the Duke.
He ran back to the meeting place and yelled,
"Noble Lord! I have the corn!"
The Duke turned his attention to Magnum.
"...and why would that be?"
"I took it all, to prevent it from being lost."
"And what would happen if you lost the big store of corn? If rats infested it?"
Magnum began to become nervous. The Duke was clever.
"....That would be very bad, milord."
"Yes, it would be. But i have found the answer."
Answer? What answer?
"You have stolen all of our corn for yourself, you greedy ox."
" W-w-What!?! It is my famine store!"
"An easy excuse. Even if it was, why didn't you bring it out in the first place?"
Magnum could hardly contain his anger. The Duke was just being a stubborn smartass.
"You have no proof! Why are you convicting me of felony when I am giving up my store for the good of us all?!"
The Duke smiled an evil grin.
"You have insulted me. For this, you must be punished."
Magnum saw his fiancee push out of the crowd.
"Why are you blaming him of insulting you? What did he do?"
the Duke motioned for one of his guards to take care of her.
"Silence the wench."
Magnum knew what was going to happen.
"Wait, no...!"
The guard ran up to his fiancee and jammed his halberd into her chest.
"NOOO!!!"
She coughed up blood in surprise, and slumped as blood gushed onto the dirt.
Magnum ran to her, and caught her before she hit the ground. Her blood covered his clothing, and hands. Magnum sobbed repeatedly in sadness. How could this happen?
"Take him away."

Magnum sat in his cell. How could the duke do this? Magnum was doing the right thing..... He prayed that he could make things right again. After his prayer, he saw a guard running towards him.
"Magnum? How did you get in here?"
Bryan! Magnum's knight friend had come to his aid. Magnum told him the whole story.
"The duke did that, hmm? I'll speak with him. Meanwhile, I'll have to let you out."

Magnum ran through the castle. He did not know the exit. he ran everywhere, searching for the exit. He burst through another set of doors, only to find....the Duke's bedroom? The Duke was sleeping peacefully, still as a stone. Magnum had his prayers answered! He blindly grabbed the suit of armor by the door, and ripped off a gauntlet. He began beating the Duke with it. When the Duke quickly awoke, he began to scream like a woman. Magnum rammed the gauntlet down so hard, it snapped his vocal cords, and the Duke became suddenly quiet. he tried to scream, but Magnum rammed the gauntlet down his throat.

Magnum walked wearily back outside of the room. A guard went inside of the room, right after him.
Shit....thought Magnum.
Then, he heard a noise he never thought he would hear a Duke's bodyguard say from seeing his Lord dead.

"BANZAAAAI!!!! "

At 6/20/06 04:33 PM, MirrorLady wrote: wait... the Wizard guy story was my assassin for love story?

damn it.... it said nothing about the pain and tourture that i for some some reason feel i should share..

Please sir can i have some more, one with a whole nother plot all together?

.....wtf?

No idea what you are saying.

I'm gonna get started up in a bit, I can mostly write up to two stories a day, so please, be patient.

At 6/22/06 10:48 AM, gaara_of_the_dessert wrote: jack why do you think your so cool? no offense im just asking

'Cause he's cool.

No other answer, no further questions.

For the date thing, I think I would take Tsunade's apprentice-person.

Dunno why, I just think she's better than most of the Naruto females.

I don't really have a fetish for anime girls, so it's kinda hard....

At 6/21/06 11:47 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: What brought you over to Israel?

My dad's working on the UN operation over there. We went over to visit him.

And have you crept up on Lidov yet?

....?