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At 3/20/11 09:27 PM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote:

At 3/20/11 09:26 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: How do we know that they'll be printed on 10 000 cards?
You've come in here before with empty or ludicrous promises, what makes this any different?

What do you mean? What like?

Give us proof that you can and will print 10,000+ cards. You're 14 years old (not exactly experienced in the business world), and as far as we know, not in command of the resources required.

Guess who.

Simple enough design to be able to draw quickly.

Something I was working on.

I looked for fire tutorials that looked good, but didn't involve blurs or smudges.

There weren't any. I improvised with transparency for final step.

Meh.

This doesn't look like Emboar, really, when you look at the stuff that isn't the sprite.

Armadillo sitting on the sun.

I made a creeper.

Then I painted him.

Then somebody dropped him, so I had to glue him back together and paint over the broken parts.

The camera, unfortunately, caught the patches.

Flood's in half an hour.

I'll probably be a tad late.

A self portrait painting from last year based-ish on Magritte. If you don't know who that guy is, look up "The Son of Man".

I didn't notice that weird emptiness in the side until I digitally uploaded it and examined it, so now it is made of fail.

Fack.

At 2/15/11 05:31 AM, Falonefal wrote:
Wow, I like this one, I like her tired look a lot, maybe you're just more experienced with a pencil, or maybe it's just your thing, you should try more pencil drawings, maybe even with color.

Yeah, the problem is that my scanner disagrees with me on what is worthy of scanning.

I don't have any good colored pencils, although that's arguably what I color best with :/

At 2/15/11 08:33 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 2/14/11 11:28 PM, Felis wrote: Basic coloring.

Leather should be a bit darker in colour.

I fixed that, and was finishing the shading, but I stalled. I should get back on that.

In the meantime, this is Dasputin tilting oddly. If you don't know who he is, good.

His original design had a scarf. I'm not sure if he should keep it or not, because I don't grasp how to draw scarves flowing in 3d.

I originally tried for a Japanese woodcut look, then realized I had no idea how to do that, so I just experimented with shading.

and by experimenting, I mean using basic hatching.

Meanwhile, in Austria, there were mutants, employed by Rush Limbaugh, Hitler's favourite Jewish gentile. Hitler became a god, then died.

Hitler banged Martha Stewart without protection in hell. "But they bumped uglies while bursting cum bubbles."

"Oh really?"
"Yeah really."
"Oh, okay."

The arguing lovers continued until they ran out of wine and cheap pastry brushes. Then the pulsing, veiny midget exploded into pasty bone pudding.

Then Satan contemplated eternity

Go to the vent.

Your enemies may expect you to to exit through the door.

I finished a rough draft of my novel.

I just felt like telling a lot of people that. Finishing something, even if it's just a step, feels great.

About how many small book pages do you all think 50,900 words amounts to?

Accompanying animation?

I still need to put in the music...need to do something else right now though.

I'll only bother adding the song if this is allowed. Otherwise, I'll just put up what I had before.

Any suggestions would be nice.

No, I'm not going to actually draw New York City or anything.

At 2/21/11 12:04 PM, Luwano wrote: Dunno what to do with the background. Ideas highly appreciated. WIP

Cake mountain with frosting waterfalls.

At 2/21/11 11:25 AM, Toast-Tony wrote:
Sugoi = make of sports apparel

Maybe your sister REALLY like sports. or latex.

Or, more likely, it's the Japanese phrase that effectively means "cool", or "impressive". It's like an exclamation of a favorable impression.

That's just what I googled, though. I don't know Japanese.

At 2/21/11 04:03 AM, Larkatosa wrote:

At 2/21/11 03:07 AM, Kinsei01 wrote: Line art Nao...

His left cheek is gigantic, and his other cheeks is not. Why is this?

Jawbreaker, dudette.

Jack Black is awesome.

Nobody else can voice a panda.

Yes, come in. It is rather...safe in this...hole...hee

Managed to get pen half fixed. If it's more than a millimeter away from the tablet it jumps all over the place, so it's a pain in the ass to use for navigation, but it's suitable for drawing.

Do any of you think that the jumping around is a side effect of being damaged? Because if it's because of a driver problem or something, I'd gladly fix it.

At 2/18/11 05:17 PM, test-object wrote:

DESTRUCTION RAINS FROM THE HEAVENS!

I...Is that its penis? : <

wtf

Colors.

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THIS AS A SUBMISSION YET. EVEN THOUGH MY TABLET PEN IS HALF BUSTED, I'M GONNA MAKE THIS BETTER WITH ANIMATION.

Tablet pen end stopped working just now.

Fortunately, I found the solution (probably). The ferro-magnetic core that controls the sensitivity on the nib end has apparently snapped, which means I have to disassemble the pen and glue it back together.

Fuck.

I'll probably break something if I try.

WIP

Guess who.

DESTRUCTION RAINS FROM THE HEAVENS!

"What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because Adolf Hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.

"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a dirty hospital."

Bob smirked. "Silly lady, tricks are for my sock puppets!"

With diabetes, comes great ass cancer and cake filled with human hands and responsibility.

"Yo, Bobby," spurted an Asian businessman, "I gotta shit now."

Feces exploded while he reminisced about last night, and its stench lingered for hours. Clogged toilet made him only madder. The plunger was stuck tightly inside Al's round gauged ear. Hundreds of flies were exploding with pus-filled boners shooting democratic jews. The flies were unaware that they were really desperate for some attention. He wiped Andrew Jackson with the toilet paper soaked in hot water.

Meanwhile, in Austria, there were mutants, employed by Rush Limbaugh, Hitler's favourite Jewish gentile. Hitler became a god, then died.

Hitler banged Martha Stewart without protection in hell. "But they bumped uglies while bursting

Bought it.

Download doesn't work.

Bah.

Basic coloring.

I'm still sure I hardly have a sense of color.

That and leather>chainmail.

Texture's still to be complicated, though. Rough leather doesn't look pretty.

I'll just leave this here because I'm a bag of shit or something.

The skirt looking thing's supposed to be chainmail, but I can't get that to look right right now, so it can be whatever.

Bigger .psd

A refinement in progress of a pencil drawing. The pencil drawing's actually about a month or so old, maybe two.

Fail homemade mail pattern ftw.

At 2/9/11 10:27 PM, cjmp23 wrote: Yeah, it didn't really bother me, it was just you said something about not being assholes, and I was thinking, "HYPOCRITE!"(but, you know, only if it was an insult)

Okay.

It wasn't an insult.

Many people are better on paper than digital. Mostly, this is due to being able to control things such as pressure and angle more easily, as well as having a "feel" for things. Drawing through a computer is effectively putting a barrier between you and the medium that you ahve to break through in order to properly draw.

Did I get it right?

meh

I like my pencil stuff better than my PS stuff. For some reason, it comes out better.

Scanner fail in parts.

Not like it's displayed large enough to matter.

Tried to draw something in extreme perceptive.

Started failing immediately. Began to fuck around after that.

What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because Adolf Hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.

"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a dirty hospital."

Bob smirked. "Silly lady, tricks are for my sock puppets!"

With diabetes, comes great ass cancer and cake filled with human hands and responsibility.

"Yo, Bobby," spurted an Asian businessman, "I gotta shit now."

Feces exploded while he reminisced about last night, and its stench lingered for hours. Clogged toilet made him only madder. The plunger was stuck tightly inside Al's round gauged ear. Hundreds of flies were exploding with pus-filled boners shooting democratic jews. The flies were unaware that they were really desperate for some attention. He wiped Andrew Jackson with the toilet paper soaked in