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Chick with Dick.

You said you dropped it down the stairs?

That tells you something, doesn't it? If you're going to get a Lite, be more careful with it. It's probably the least durable Nintendo console.
I've dropped my original DS down the stairs, on concrete, and it's even been thrown into a wall.
It only has one pathetic snap in the joint, and it still works perfectly.

Point made?

At 12/25/06 11:26 PM, topher31 wrote: Yo can i join, it wont let me post a pic of my wii says its to big

You don't need to post a picture of the Wii. That would be picture spamming.

Wheat a minute, are we in a bar?

'Cause I feel as drunk as hell. I feel so high and willowy.

Ah, found it.

I actually might stick around, so pass the chips , and stop weeping , I'll give them back.

At 12/25/06 10:39 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 12/25/06 10:38 PM, kuroi-neko wrote: Has anyone seen my trunk ?

Where did you leave it?

Maybe it's in the grain ?

Damn, this place has gone stupid.
I'm leaving. Has anyone seen my trunk ?

Buy something.

Or bury it.

At 12/25/06 10:09 PM, Faille wrote: but not the getting early part.

If a console doesn't have glitches in it for some miraculour reason, you still buy it at almost a 100% higher price as you could've gotten it later.

At 12/25/06 10:03 PM, Genocide wrote: The only reason you complain, is because you didn't get a xbox360,wii,or ps3 for Xmas.

Wrong. As I said before, why would I want a glitched pile of shit?

That kind of comment has failed twice, no one need posteth it again.

At 12/25/06 10:00 PM, Miikro wrote: Pancakes are clearly superior.

They not only have their own house, but it's international.

What's so good about being international?

And waffles have a house too.

At 12/25/06 10:00 PM, Hamslice wrote: It makes them cooler than you.

Yes, it's really cool to have a new game system one day, and a glitch-packed pile of shit the next. Fail.

...get all the new stuff first?

The people who go crazy to get a Wii or PS3 at a store are idiots. Why do you have to get it first or early?

"Ha ha, I got the <insert new console name here>."

Five days later...

"What the fuck? My console just overheated and exploded, and it's built in memory is jacked up!"

Yeah, ha ha.

"...well, I got the console that has all the bugs fixed, the equipment proper, and I bought it for only 100 bucks. Whilst you got it for 300 bucks."

I will never understand why people brag about getting new shit first.

At 12/25/06 07:11 PM, Imacow wrote:
Twighlight Princess

I'd rather just get TP for the GCN. I can't wait to get it, but I want to avoid buying the Wii until the buying craze goes down a little, the price goes down, and every single possible bug is fixed.

Check your inbox, Lopez.

Now I will confirm locations to make the least possible effort on not making a one liner.

Ressen and Rafael- Eastern Sillpar
Quarez and Takura- Tignus-fighting
SSI's character-can't remember name-Northernwise Tignus
Aramos and Draig- Invasion party in Zillara
Andrea- receiving a mission in Hillis

Also, cocks.

All things aside, I wish that Dejanus would come up soon. I think he's really far on his RP, but he just needs to post it...it would mean plot development, and the possibility of being in as deep shit with each other as HTT and I are as now.

At 12/25/06 07:41 PM, LedZabbath wrote: oh yeah, jsut fer ur info, here's a list of all his problems:

I have solutions for all of them.

Completely Deaf

Tell him there's a doggy prostitute outside for him. He'll instantly be un-deafafied.

mostly Blind,

Give him LSD.

Hip problems

Wheelchair.

Kidney problems

Kidney transplant or kidney machine thingy.

Seizures

Kick him.

Bad Breath

Tic Tac.

Cancer Testicles.

Chop 'em off. Or do a balls transplant.

At 12/25/06 08:20 PM, Lopezinator wrote:

I was gonna say MEGA-RIP OFF but nevermind.

...What?

Please explain what is a rip-off of what.

Mugentheronin and HTT both receive a single level up. I am pleased to see more frequent RPing.
Don't complain if I didn't level you up, I'm not as responisble as Dej, so I do not have the ability to give level ups for everyone who needs them at the moment.

"...and as we pass through the capital, we should be breifed and sent where we are needed. Gossip from commoners say that the military of Claros is devastated-they won a phyrric victory here."
"Do we trust gossip from the village idiot, Tarot? Stop delaying what I want to hear. Where are the contacts?"
Tarot fidgeted, and after remaining speechless for a few seconds, finally said,
"We haven't heard from them. They were supposed to have arrived and escorted us two days ago, on the border."
"Dammit. Have the soldiers move at double time, try not to meet with anyone, even allies."
"Affirmative."
When the order got out, the soldiers progressed twenty miles before meeting an obstacle five days later.

A quickly erected pallisade blocked the road ahead.
"Claros? Could they have made this wall to stall us?"
"I don't care. Find a way around it. And ask the men behind the wall why they are guarding it."
"I'll make an opening."
volunteered a warrior. The warrior, without waiting for a command or response, swung his axe at the wall of lashed logs. The wall shuddered and creaked. The muttering of men was heard behind the wall. The warrior swung again, and knocked away a few logs. The gap revealed a group of ten soldiers, all armed with lances pointed at the Zillarans.
"What the hell are you doing here!?"
"Don't move another step unless you want to be skewered!"
"You won't skewer him! Don't you know the captain's orders?"
"Fuck the captain! They're armed and ready for a fight!"
"Be quiet, insubordinate fool! Ask them what they want!"
Ressen answered for the bickering group of soldiers.
"We have come to reinforce the Eastern and Central Alliance. Your lords are acquaintted with our lord, and Claros is our enemy as well. Why do you suspect us?"
The soldiers faltered for a second, and put away their weapons.
"...We don't know. We haven't received the details."
"Then please let us through."
"That is-"
It was too late for the soldier to respond. 8th battalion was already marching through the gap in the wall.
"Thank you for allowing us passage. You are all very kind."
Ressen bowed mockingly, and then turned to join the line.
"Who said you could let them through!?"
"Captain!"
Ressen turned around, annoyed. Would he have to explain the simple situation to them, too? The large group of mostly cavalry was heading for the Zillaran caravan. The large group was soon very close. The leader of the group, probably the captain, seemed younger than Ressen, but with almost the same shade of red hair as Ressen. The 'captain' hung his lance an inch from Ressen's face.
"You will not leave this area until you have explained your trespassing."
"You will point that lance elsewhere."
Neither side did anything....

At 12/24/06 11:53 PM, TKC wrote: the only reason i had that one was because dej came at me basivcally telling me i suck.

Get used to it. Dejanus is like that to everyone who doesn't use proper grammar.

At 12/24/06 09:45 PM, Lopezinator wrote: Hell it might be a new form of the cold, more brutally efficient than the last at killing my holiday break.

Or, it might be the flu.

Or a really bad cold.

Wrong forum, bud.

At 12/24/06 09:29 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Jewurpac?

Chew your pack?

At 12/24/06 09:26 PM, Platinum wrote: lol, Tahnok is such a fat fag.

Fat?
No.

Fag?
Yes.

At 12/24/06 09:09 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 12/24/06 08:56 PM, kuroi-neko wrote:

Now, I need information.

If I RP right now, would I possibly fuck up yours? Or are you still heavily in progress?

I am finished(just about). Just a small question. What was your country called again?

My country? Zillara.
Post. RP. NOW.

At 12/24/06 08:54 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 12/24/06 08:51 PM, kuroi-neko wrote:

Using a Blowtorch as a weapon.
RP'ing

Did I overpay?

I just calculated... you are .20 cents short. You can close the gap by making a Mac joke, or a bitch slap. Your choice on which one.

Bitch slap.

Now, I need information.

If I RP right now, would I possibly fuck up yours? Or are you still heavily in progress?

At 12/24/06 08:49 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

I don't want your crappy, real(?) money. Pay me in pure pwnage points.

Using a Blowtorch as a weapon.
RP'ing

Did I overpay?

At 12/24/06 08:47 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:
I just hope in the next Battalion Wars that all of the armies discontinues the practice of exclusively recruiting lazy retarded people for their soldiers.

They have to go somewhere....

How about the factories?

Wait. That means there would be horribly disfigured and mutated vehicles and guns...

At 12/24/06 08:42 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 12/24/06 08:40 PM, kuroi-neko wrote: "Can an RP post contain sex scenes?"

Yes, but you risk making Dejanus make you write more, haha.

Your post has been fixed.

That'll be 4.44$.

Cash or Credit?

Also, can I pay in Counterfeit?

At 12/24/06 04:41 PM, Dejanus wrote: A new storyline?

How about they drop Black Hole? I mean, the've used it every game, and with similar story devices, they have to change it up soon.

Yeah, as I said earlier, they've had their army destroyed three times. Where the hell do they get enough shit to challenge a continent repeatedly?

I just hope that in the next Battalion Wars, they don't re-use Xylvania and the Iron Legion as foes.