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Said the '05 account.

One year apart. Quit bitching.

The name 'Faggot' isn't taken.

Use that. It's so cool and original.

At 12/31/06 10:25 PM, WashingMachine wrote: Jus so you know this is the year of the WashingMachine

No, this is the year of the Dog, dumbfuck.

At 12/31/06 10:17 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: You should all be at least level 50, max out equip, concentrate on Enkidu first,

You mean there's actually an Enkidu?

Dear God.

At 12/31/06 10:16 PM, 3tard wrote: isnt gilgamesh that mesopotamian epic?

Isn't that Wade's sig?

Fail.

Summon Enkidu.

You heard me correctly. A writing duel. The challenger and the challengee write short stories about anything, and the public rates them. Whoever comes out on top shall be declared Story Writer Supreme.

Pastly written stories will up your rate by a little, depending on how many, how good, and how many people knelt before you to make you write.

The prize is a Trojan.

At 12/31/06 06:52 PM, Odinman wrote:
If you can could you make my character from his discription that would be great

Done.

Chapter 8- Sluicebox

"The exact location of base? No know. Only details, and that I have friend with. Run by human-Lettisan. Name? 'Thoughtless'."
Described Hygan Luggi.
"Details, Hygan. That's all we need."
Sighed Kuroy.
"Is built on a planet. On Abandoned Mining Planet Colony-Avotha."
"Excellent. A chance to reinforce ourselves and get away from those Ellirian bastards."
"We're going to Sluicebox?"
suddenly asked Jade s she strolled up.
"It the place where Hygan get ships. We get ships to kill pirates."
"Don't you think that they could be working? A rebellion against Human control?"
"A rebellion?"
suddenly inquired Kuroy.
"Yeah, Human control is sometimes not appreciated in the outer limits of the Senate. Lawlessness and chaos abound, and many have pleaded for there to be two senates, one outer, one inner. The Senate will never receive the messages of the suffering people here."
Explained Jade.
"It sounds like a benefit."
"It would be."
Kuroy thought for a minute. Why was this stray human female, who was a little-known worker on a human military cruiser, support her enemies? Did she spite the government, or was it something else?
"You don't need to know why I think it would be a benefit."
"Correct, I don't. Go off now, I would like to set the Warp conditions."
Jade scurried off. Who was this woman?

The Fleet emerged from Warp on the nighttime side of Avotha, Avotha used to be a minor mining colony for the Lettisan United Worlds and People, but the atmosphere was rich in Ozone. Original colonials built molecular dividers to split the Ozone into O2 and O1, and the colony soon became profitable. One day, however, the dividers malfunctioned, and all of the residents of the colony died in their sleep. The late-working colonists bought time by hiding in the mines, but they soon died of Ozone poisoning, too. The sudden vanishing of the entire colony alarmed the Lettisan rulers, and they forbid anymore settling of the planet. According to Hygan, there still might be life on Avotha...

Small update again. Meh, I need to write more...

If you have any sprite requests, make them tonight. My computer will be re-programmed, and I might/will lose a lot of stuff, and it will probably take a long time to get all of the lost things back.

BTW-RP if you can do it (good), and I can make a battle-scene, or like.

At 12/30/06 09:07 PM, yodd wrote:

I give you Redface's greatest weakness-Redface's memory of an event that happened long ago, and he fears it to this day. It makes him cry and piss himself at night.

Pay for it, cheap bastard.

Unless you want pirated copies.

Religon Threads-No more.

Atheist rants questioning reason behind Christian Faith=Fail.

At 12/30/06 08:38 PM, sonicmega wrote: FIRST POST!

hell yeah

I think you just suffered a malfunction.

Also, play dead.

At 12/30/06 08:31 PM, Ebolarama wrote:
I have no idea how I'm going to get him into the story, I'm going to have to read up.. a lot.

It won't take too long :)

At 12/30/06 08:15 PM, yodd wrote: I repel with my awesome pacman skills!!!

I raised your coolness level by 1.5

And my coolness went up by 52.

FUCKIN' GIDDYAP!

The hen's in the wrong place.

At 12/30/06 08:10 PM, Redface wrote: There, i fixed it. Now get of my case.

Did Yodd disfigure your face to make you look like Pac-man?

That would be a good reason to kill him? Vengeance....

Go Yodd!

What? Stop talking? Naw, I know Yodd'll win. Trust me. I've seen this before.

At 12/30/06 07:46 PM, madknt wrote:

At 12/30/06 06:21 PM, kuroi-neko wrote: Refreshing sig request again.

no cat.

I would've preferred a cat...
...But this is great. Thank you.

Mario gets assassinated by Wario and Luigi, fucking sick of Mario blocking their light.

Link falls down a bottomless pit, and never reaches the bottom.

Naruto gets a script-change, and is killed a dozen times over by everyone who wants him to stop saying 'Believe it!"

At 12/30/06 07:07 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

Simple, but this is all I need for the moment.

It's all I needed, too.

"Do we have a deal?"
"Yes, we do."
"Then meet me in my tent."
The Captain pointed vaguely towards a green tent with several hoods cut above makeshift windows, with some slightly luxorious furniture inside. Were these men and women planning upon staying at the border to slow down another invading army? The quarters looked semi-permanent. He pushed through the tent flap to see the captain reclining in a chair, setting drink glasses.
"At least the leader knows his manners..."
"Alright,"
Ressen dropped into a lightly cushioned chair.
"It is proper to introduce one's self."
the Captain said darkly.
"Yes, I am Ressen Murtile, Captain of Zillara's 8th Battalion, Border Defense Elite unit."
"We share similar positions, I am the newly appointed captain of this bunch, Raphael Kingsley. How dry?"
"Full-bodied, please."
As Raphael poured the wine, Ressen explained the pickle he was in.
"About three weeks ago, Claros attacked suddenly and without warning. They breached the first wall, but were stopped at the Great wall. We sallied forth, and fought to a stalemate. After that they lifted the siege, but attacked another section of the wall."
"How large was the army?"
"It was about 10,000 men. Mostly mercenaries."
"Our reports indicate an army of 6,000. The Clarons must underestimate my Lord's power greatly."
"That is still a problem. They are likely Claros' elite. The best. We will waste many men trimming their numbers down to the last men."
"They still have not arrived, thankfully. My men are good, but they number only 216..."
Ressen said flatly.
"My men? Don't ask. We cannot hold them here."
"Them we proceed to your Central Sillpar?"
"It's not MY Central Sillpar-"
"Captain!"
A cavalier burst through so suddenly, Ressen spilled his wine on his uniform.
"Report!"
"Captain Raphael! An approaching Claron army, still moving at slow speed, but they will meet with our position in less than two hours!"

At 12/30/06 07:01 PM, MadCow wrote: Wait a couple years and come back to Newgrounds... seriously :\

Do a double take on that MadCow. I'd say leave, and never come back. At least, don't come back until you have enough maturity not to make pointless rants on exaggerated comments about how you already have had a sig made for you.

At 12/30/06 07:05 PM, SprintT wrote: please what is the NG back gorund color

Just use the...turkey baster tool...upon a 'blend in' sig, and you'll find out.

No.

Fix your grammar, and don't post pictures for no reason, and you might not be looked upon as just another dumbass to arrive here.

At 12/30/06 06:09 PM, HitTheTarget wrote: As much as I love the Zombie Survival Crew, sometimes running it can be a pain in the neck.

From what I've seen, I'm surprised you don't just leave it to get raped. Running it seems like getting hit in the cock with a stopsign, every day.

Anyways, I want to RP, but I am up to HTT's decision. Blind hasn't posted for a really long time. My sprite scene just exceeded the size limit for posting. My friend that I keep in touch with through DeviantArt sent something that I can't think of a response to.
I think I just ran into a mental concrete wall.

At 12/30/06 06:19 PM, Valor6 wrote: Thank you, Sir. But how does it work? The Advance Wars web thing, I mean. I just like to gather a bit of intel. >.>

Everything is mouse operated. To move the units, you click them, and then click the command you want the unit to perform, then click the thing you want the action performed upon. Same things with bases.

Refreshing sig request again. I know you guys have a tough time, but it's rather irritating to have nobody even pay attention to it, or at least put it on a waiting list?

Anyways, I would like a black cat, and a darkened clock tower. My alias in glowing, oldish, flicker-animation if you can, neon, and in another place that would look good, put the text-"Your time has run out. You had better fucking hope your luck hasn't exausted itself."

I don't care the kind of cat or clock tower you use in the sig. Use any picture you find satisfactory.

At 12/30/06 05:50 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

At 12/30/06 03:34 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

Who are you? So confused...

I don't even know anymore....I joined a few months ago, and forgot to post.....

Well, since Dej has gone for a good long time, I'm the sole co-leader here. For once I feel sorry for Dejanus. All these PMs about RP and joining and shit? Help....

Can you remember what you joined as? If so, please put it in your sig, like the rest of us have. It'd help advertise the crew, and it would help you regain your status here.

Main characters killed off, and life goes on for everyone else?

Tweak that chapter a little-the mugger fires a silver bullet. Life is fucked up for Sarai, and she gets another death count for BBS stories.

Lawl.