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Response to: will there be a clock day next year Posted August 16th, 2014 in General

lol 1637 in 2007 that was a good year!

Response to: Happy Clock Day! Posted August 16th, 2014 in NG News

Bad turnout this year what was it like 100 submissions total?

Response to: Opinion about Duke Nukem Posted July 1st, 2014 in Video Games

Duke is a good man/friend. Game was not well optimized but wasn't as bad as everyone says. It looked like a game from 2003 that ran like shit on ps3 and 360. PC version a little better. We need a new game for duke to reclaim his glory.

Response to: Happy Canada Day! Posted July 1st, 2014 in General

happy canada day too hot for poutine fucking AC is broke!!

Response to: Is $60 too much? Posted June 29th, 2014 in Video Games

At 6/29/14 06:46 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:
At 6/27/14 01:17 AM, FatBadger wrote:
FATTY! Where the FUCK have you been?

not on the bbs

Response to: Is $60 too much? Posted June 27th, 2014 in Video Games

At 6/27/14 12:58 AM, Viper wrote:
At 6/26/14 11:52 PM, FatBadger wrote: $60 was fine. Now its $60 + $50 for the rest of the game to be finished later + $20 to grind less or win easier.
What games are like that? o_O I don't think I'd be willing to spend $130 on any game. Even if I absolutely love the series.

Almost all AAA games are $60-$70 with a $50 season pass with optional things you can purchase to assist or speed up gameplay.

Response to: What is the best country? Posted June 27th, 2014 in General

according to internet

1. Switzerland
2. Denmark
3. Norway
4. Canada
5. Luxembourg
6. Netherlands
7. Iceland
8. Sweden

USA is 12th suckas

Response to: Is $60 too much? Posted June 26th, 2014 in Video Games

$60 was fine. Now its $60 + $50 for the rest of the game to be finished later + $20 to grind less or win easier.

Response to: Burger King > McDonald's Posted June 26th, 2014 in General

sheeyit i missed whopper wednesday

Response to: Next Gen Talent & More Cool Stuff Posted June 22nd, 2014 in NG News

stuff like this and this. Ng seams less like an amateur flash site now and more emphasis on professional stuff. Standards for passing judgement now higher. Not as fun as the 2005-08 time period. Still find the odd gem I like though.

Response to: Lord-Humungus, 1972-2013 Posted October 1st, 2013 in NG News

At 10/1/13 11:36 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: he was a big boy. not very surprising.

Asshole comment.

Response to: Playboy magazine Posted August 19th, 2013 in General

At 8/19/13 11:38 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Awesome articles. And it's still an honor to be the playboy girl of the month.

playmate of the month*
bunny of the month is also acceptable.

Response to: People who blast music Posted August 19th, 2013 in General

90% of people who blast music are assholes who need to show off their amazing sound system. Hey guys look at me my shit's custom not stock yo! Or their just attention whores.

Response to: Playboy magazine Posted August 19th, 2013 in General

old people

Response to: Been a while Ng Posted August 19th, 2013 in General

Less users/site traffic.
More hipster assholes.
More old movies getting deleted.
Huge bandwidth usage now (bye bye 4 mb SWF, hello 130 mb MP4, that's much better!)
Movies can take days to pass judgement.
Most artists now use NG to post about their youtube channels (or other websites).
Most of the artists from when you were last here no longer submit content here.

Response to: advice with chicks Posted August 25th, 2012 in General

1. Learn how to go down properly.
2. Stop trying too hard or appear not interested.
3. Get them drunk.
4. When you get drunk make sure you pass out in a girl's bed.

Response to: Content Unpublishing: DONE! Posted August 21st, 2012 in NG News

How about a feature that gives you a total number of page views for all your movie/game submissions?

Response to: Content Unpublishing: DONE! Posted August 20th, 2012 in NG News

Being able to remove stuff is great. I still have issues making edits to several different submissions of mine (thumbnail, tag, etc). Submit button does not work and neither does the publish option in those movies. Also issues with revenue totals still.

Response to: Top entries from 08/15/2012! Posted August 16th, 2012 in P-bot's Postings

At 8/16/12 12:15 AM, LDAF wrote: Well this is...extremely dissapointing. I absolutely hate when I see things where the submissions are completely unrelated to the day (call it nitpicking if you must). What the fuck is Turn Back the Clock doing at #5? Do the submitters for the unrelated games and stuff not see the wallpapers ALL OVER THE SITE?

sorry, needed to vent a little.

They prob did it on purpose to get a better score and better shot at an award. I've seen blammed flashes re-appear on clockday and get 3.5 - 4.0 scores. Not so muh this year since this clockday sucked ass.

Response to: You Really Should Watch Mst3k Posted August 4th, 2012 in General

Hobgoblins
Future War
Manos the hands of fate

Response to: 2012 Olympics Discussion Thread Posted August 4th, 2012 in General

Gold medal

Response to: First Internet Experience? Posted August 4th, 2012 in General

goatse

Response to: Tall Girls Posted July 17th, 2012 in General

5'3 is pefect woman height. She can wear some tall heels to get to 5'5. mmmmmmmmmmm

Response to: I Can Make You Want Me Posted July 2nd, 2012 in General

girl in pic is hot but there are no chicks on NG.

At 7/2/12 02:25 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 7/2/12 02:22 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: I need pics before I select my meat, porky.
i'll eat your ass until your nose bleeds.
Response to: Scariest Game You've Ever Played Posted July 2nd, 2012 in Video Games

doom 3 played with all the lights turned off. makes you on edge.

Response to: Nine hours in a bus depot Posted July 2nd, 2012 in General

hi!

At 7/2/12 03:06 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Sup ngers
Response to: Breasts are overrated. Posted July 2nd, 2012 in General

tell her to wipe better if her ass is covered with poop, or learn to use it.

At 7/2/12 02:31 AM, Squidbit wrote: They poop with their ass. I don't want my dick anywhere that poop goes.
Response to: Breasts are overrated. Posted July 2nd, 2012 in General

ass is better, much better

Response to: Porn is on the front page again Posted June 30th, 2012 in General

I see no porn on the front page. I only see art.

Response to: I met a Trannie Posted June 30th, 2012 in General

At 6/30/12 12:19 PM, Digitaaliklosetti wrote: Whoopdedoo. Call back when you're dating her. Then it's more interesting.

Oh and the polite gender pronoun in this case is the feminine one.

Cant use the feminine pronoun if it has a huge cock!