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I collect the shavings monthly and make sweaters out of them when I have enough.

But...I like the over the top April fool's day pranks that are quite obvious. It's so entertaining.

It's this big.

At 6/15/10 10:53 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Actually Rock is just derivative of Blues

Which is derivative of bashing sticks together and yodeling

I redact my previous statement.

There is only one genre.

And that is yodeling.

There is only one genre.

And that is rock.

At 6/15/10 04:09 PM, Fantum wrote: Here's the trusty Buck that I carry everywhere.

Derp.

Here's the trusty Buck that I carry everywhere.

You're a smart man. No one at your age should be seeking a serious relationship (at least in today's society where you're usually in your 20s before you can really start the rest of your life with relative stability).
But at the same time, it's not a bad thing to date. You just have to keep in mind that the girls you're seeing now have a pretty damn slim chance of being "the one" with whom you desire a true, lasting commitment. That doesn't mean you can't enjoy the time you spend with her. I'm not even talking sex, just enjoy spending time together. The real problem is that kids today really just get involved into way too much drama and complicate things more than they should. It's silly when you sit back and think about it. But if you enter a relationship knowing that it's not gonna last forever, you enjoy the time you have, and when it's over, there's no need to hurt each other. Alas, you never really know how it's gonna end, though. Dating's pointless at your stage in life, so if you're not having fun, don't date, and certainly don't let anyone pressure you into it. Screw them and let them have their drama.

As a general rule, the majority of the population of earth doesn't do drugs.

You're just surrounded by people who do.

If you're expecting something slapstick, you won't find it.

I love the show. The humor's usually not painfully obvious like Family Guy or shows like that. You sort of need to know the characters before it starts to become humorous. But if you don't like it, the humor's probably not for you. Part of why I like it is because I know people who act pretty much just like Hank.

Actually, it's the first result when you type b into Google.

At 6/10/10 12:38 AM, simon wrote: Yeah, I think this is what the OP is on about.. which looks gay as hell.

I shall dub them "muttonbars"

At 6/10/10 12:31 AM, Shao-Kahn wrote: Handlebars?

Aren't handlebars just the style of the 'stache?

I'd say it's more of a mutton chop handle bar combo.

I'd pick the soul of Megan Fox transferred into the body of an eight year old girl.

It's actually very dark in here. The flash just happens to be really bright.

Luckily, I have the entire Jet Li collection on hand.

You're unmistakably looking for The New Legend of Shaolin.

When you go to Florida, the best beaches are on the Gulf Coast (no the beach isn't going to be covered in oil). The water's clearer and warmer than the Atlantic, especially around the panhandle like Pensacola.

The only thing worth seeing on the Atlantic coast of Florida is Cape Canaveral, where the Kennedy Space Center is. I'd recommend taking a visit.

In Central Florida is Disney, of course. But I never liked Disney...probably because I grew up with Disney and Universal and it bred some sort of hatred for theme parks as I grew up.

Black people?

I don't know of any way to selectively clear your history of visited websites. It's pretty much all or nothing. Now, there are various private browsing addons you can download that will not record your history during that browsing session.

I always auto-clear everything on exit anyways, anything I ever want to visit is stored in bookmarks, and you can configure it to where bookmarks show up, but not browsing history, as you type into the address bar. Just finagle with the privacy and such, you'll figure it out.

Oh, looks like I don't have IE on my desktop.

Maybe because IE is inferior to all of them...

NG basically started my life on the internet.

As a chain reaction of events, there's a very distinct possibility that I would not even resemble the same person I am today, I wouldn't even associate myself with some people that I've become friends with in real life. It's that important in my life history.

But if it just stopped existing today, I'd just find my way to other forums and flash sites without much of an issue.

& is used a lot in programming. Along with all those other seemingly useless characters like | \ { } ~

I'm sitting like a little girl, hunched over my keyboard and mouse with my legs together, my right hand om my mouse, and my left hand on my chin, in a very girlish looking position.

Why? because it's comfortable, and I'm sitting here alone.

TV always sucked. Now we just have other things that let us realize how bad it always was.

Maybe I went too far...

I've only had "science" up until high school. Sure, when you're a kid, they just lump everything together for simplicity's sake. You don't want to teach a 6th grader just physics, they need a general foundation on all kinds of science.

In middle school, I had Biology, then "science" which was really mostly physics and chemistry related.

In high school I had Biology, Chemistry, and Physics.

Then in college, Physics I, Physics II, Chemistry, Statics, Dynamics, blah blah blah.

Side effects include drowsiness, dizziness, vomiting, and diarrhea. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while taking Woman Viagra. If your woman has an erection lasting longer than four hours, please, please consult your doctor.

Adventure Time, Flapjack, Chowder.

There's nothing wrong with these shows. I have to say that CN has been cranking out the most win since the days they moved all the classics to Boomerang.

Sure most of the network sucks, but I've expected that for a while now. The new cartoons are giving them a pleasantly unexpected recovery.

I tend to believe that everyone has a price. You could get someone to do almost anything for the right price.
Of course there are people who would never do some things no matter what, because they have some sort of extreme moral opposition or something to that extent.

I like doing things out of the pleasure of doing them, but money ranks much higher. If you pay me enough, I'll do whatever you want.

I think it was generally established that 71 just wouldn't cut it. 72 is probably the minimum average acceptable cost of suicide.