The internet will end, resulting in a war between the nations with the leaders arguing about who sent out the virus to shut down the internet while crying about their MySpace accounts all being destroyed.

At 10/30/07 05:43 AM, Kenneth-Knows-All wrote: Since my name wasn't mentioned I will remain awake.

Ditto.

At 10/30/07 06:35 AM, Elios wrote: Aww don't feel bad, you have more posts than me! nicely done :D

It's not like there are hard to get favorites?

At 10/30/07 06:29 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Vagina.

There, I said it.

The thread can end now.

Penis.

Shut up.

I just joined. You're right. Incredibly funny!

At 10/28/07 02:49 PM, CHOWN wrote: Oh god. How would they get your DNA?

They.. They could read our fingerprints on our keyboard when we are typing by monitoring our webcams..

Probably 1,000 or 10,000. Don't know actually.

I like to fap naked. Does thart count?

At 5/5/07 09:54 AM, Kuro wrote: Yeah?

Well I had a dream in which I tried to suck my own penis.

I succeeded, but I got stuck.

Scared the fucking shit out of me.

I actually did it, but didn't do it, because i forgot it. When I woke up, I cried and tried to do it.

Incredibly funny thread. More plz.

23.1

Yay, not overweight. Now I can eat loads of chips and stuff without being worried about my weight! :D

Tom. And blackmail him to give me 20,000+ more experience points, and modship of course.

I would be very afraid of saying something kinky.. Like in the style of 'Well, I actually fap to fat blonde chicks.' in the conversation..

At 10/27/07 02:42 PM, I-wont-tell wrote: I'm confused. Are you proud?

I think both.

If I had to.. Maybe Luxembourg, 'cause it's so fucking small. Or the Vatican, but if I say that, they'll probably come and take me to some concentration camp..

Good for you. :D

At 9/3/07 03:40 AM, Retardead wrote: Rofl I will ban you all ^^

Are at two places at once. :D

Yes. Fucking feminists.

Yes, but only apple pie. So -- Appley. :D

I almost vomited. Thanks to you, I won't get any sleep tonight.

So, when are you going to fight that Hellknight?

At 10/10/07 03:10 AM, secret-toad wrote: are you able to tell by this one

No, not actually. More like skinny, don't be bothered about it.

At 10/21/07 03:21 PM, greenfaerie4 wrote: when you check to see how many comments are on your user page everyday!

I do that. Am I addicted to NG, then?

Show him your sig, and make a video of you masturbating to lesbian porn, and show the video to him.

At 10/20/07 04:05 PM, Ceti wrote:

At 10/20/07 03:13 PM, KingPaulP wrote: ok, i will

Also No capitalization or punctuation.

Good one, made me laugh.

Sick, oh yes, but.. Was it banned? Just because its a little creepy, it is banned? What about Spongebob Squarepants?

Accept that he is a homosexual, and don't care about it. Go see the fucking movie, and have fun. You're friends, aren't you? Are you going to give him up because he changes his sexuality? Ever considered being a little less shallow?

Yay, porn. Also, I laughed.

Fuck.

Lesbian
70%
Straight
30%
Bisexual
20%
Gay
10%

I guess I am some transvestite or something, cause I am lesbian.. Also, where did the extra 30% come from?