Is that.... Powerpuff Girls?

Shit.

Some in my school uses 'pwned'. he was all like 'WE FUCKING PWNED IN CS YESTERDAY!1' Annoying.

It depends. Last week went fast, and whenever I read a book at night, the time goes by incredibly fast.

Usually continue with what the PC brought up from last night. It's an never-ending circle of stuff to do. :D

Dragonfable is kinda good. You should try that.

At 1/18/08 04:33 PM, Apocalypse wrote: Hmm... Interesting. You should write a book: 'How To Masturbate In...'

Chapter 1: Hotel Room

Well, seeing as I don't have the patience, nor the writing skills, I don't think that would become a best-seller. But still, the idea is there. It could be sold in a leaflet. Or a poster, with illustrated instructions.

Of course, I'll join in! Whats better than hanging out with people from your own country/region on the internet?

wait...

Also, jeg er norsk! :D

At 1/18/08 04:26 PM, andhination wrote:

At 1/18/08 04:24 PM, FallenMarine wrote:

At 1/18/08 04:23 PM, andhination wrote:

At 1/18/08 04:21 PM, EMINEM08 wrote: and what will we be ''fapping'' to? the door?

Fantasise, only lazy fucks use porn.

I use porn. Sorry.

Well I guess you can use it. Also you could sneak a magazine along if you really need it.

I -- Don't have magazines. I think about small girls being raped. :)

At 1/18/08 04:23 PM, andhination wrote:

At 1/18/08 04:21 PM, EMINEM08 wrote: and what will we be ''fapping'' to? the door?

Fantasise, only lazy fucks use porn.

I use porn. Sorry.

At 1/18/08 03:42 PM, Helicopterz wrote:

At 1/18/08 03:08 PM, andhination wrote:
I do. Am I not cool then?

Nah you're cool.

Except when you masturbate XD

I don't know. Is there a "cool" way to masturbate?

Masturbating IS cool in itself. So, start masturbating right now, sonny.

At 1/18/08 03:08 PM, andhination wrote:

At 1/18/08 03:03 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Lol please tell me which one of you faggots moans while they do it.

I do. Am I not cool then?

Yes you are. Just don't use your fantasy that much. :D

At 1/18/08 02:59 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: isn't it easier to convince your sister into incest?

Sorry, I'm not into that kind of stuff. I will stick to my solo-sex.

At 1/18/08 02:58 PM, GrayJovial wrote: So this is for people who wants a challenge?

No. This is for people who need to masturbate when on a vacation.

At 1/18/08 02:30 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Or in the shower

Yea, but that would be too easy!

At 1/18/08 02:21 PM, Ben wrote:

At 1/18/08 02:21 PM, FallenMarine wrote:

At 1/18/08 02:19 PM, Ben wrote: Would it not be easier just to do it over their faces as they sleep?

I do't think so. Your sperm would wake them up.

I fail to see a problem here.

Ehm. You're right. Sorry.

At 1/18/08 02:19 PM, Ben wrote: Would it not be easier just to do it over their faces as they sleep?

I do't think so. Your sperm would wake them up.

At 1/18/08 02:16 PM, andhination wrote: That is gonna help next time I go to Italy. Thank you Dr. Fallen-Marine.

Glad to help.

Okay. Let's face it. Long vacations will be boring, and you will long to fap. Now, there isn't actually any space to do it with your family stuck in a hotel suite. So, I decided to make this little guide based on personal experience of how to masturbate in a hotel.

For this, you will need:

A: A small toilet

B: Not caring/sleeping family

Now, let's go through the instructions, shall we?

1: Get on the toilet. Make sure no one is gonna bother you when doing your thing.

2: Place your legs on either wall of the room, assuming a V posture with your legs.. This is to hold back your energy while fapping.

3: Start to masturbate, but not too fast. When masturbating, you are generating a lot of energy which makes much movement. In hotels, stuff are pretty loose, so too fast fapping will get noticed.

4: Make sure not to move too much on the toilet seat. The toilet may tilt a little bit, making weird noises. Also, be sure not to moan, if that's your usual habit. When done with your.. Thing, wait a little while, so you don't have to walk crouched, and flush the toilet before leaving.

I hope this little guide will help you on long vacations, when you can get really horny.

I agree completely with you, but how about some statements to convince everyone else?

I hate you guys so much right now. But it's okay. *hug*

I already had a theme song in my head. But, it worked. Thank you.

No. I dont think so. Why, is it better to take one's life, rather than some kids mentality which it'll most probably overcome?

I am Norwegian. Yeah, me and about two other people. :D

Well, Pivot animations could be good, and isn't the quality the thing that matters the most?

Pretty much everything that can shoot something from a distance, shoots fast and has a fair amount of ammo.

Probably eat some nitro glycerine and jump up and down very fast.

I tend to stay in my room alot, but that is mainly because of me having no life caused by living in a forest, 3 kilometres away from people. I don't think I am A-social. I have friends, and such, but there is not really any practical way for me to get to them.

Your parents/parent/brother/sister had left something and got back to get it. Or, most probably, your imagination.

Yea, because everyone are like their races stereotype/image.

At 1/4/08 05:57 PM, Duffi wrote: You could just have hidden your porn in an image with a simple method.

Or made the folder invisible, and it have no name.