Oh my god, I'm in there! :D

1) What do you prefer more in movies, Action or Story?

Story. With a little action

2) Peanut Butter and...

Chocolate

3) You find god, what's your immediate wish?

Tell him that, when I now KNOW he's true, he has no longer a religion, making him 'vanish in a puff of logic' ;)

4) What would you bring with you to a deserted island?

Water. Much, much water.

5) Sword, Shield, Staff, or Giant Mushroom?

Thin sword with a big, flat handle with a little room for a mushroom in.

6) What is the fourth strike in bowling called?

There are no fourth strike in bowling.

7) The Good Side or The Evil Side?

I prefer to stay with the winning side.

8) Mario or Sonic?

I'd like to refer to the answer at question number 7.

9) If you could have a super power, what would it be?

Making time stop. Seriously, that would be awesome.

10) If you had to live without a sense, which would you pick to live without? (Touch, Smell, Taste, Sight, Hearing)

Smell. Nothing smells that good that it's a loss not being able to smell it, and you can atually taste smells with your taste.

Do I win please?

Alright. I won't, then.

You don't have muscles in your fngers. You have ligaments attached to muscles in your arm.
Also, bandage your finger, and get to the hospital.

Oh my god, you are so busted!

You are probably concerned about a possible war coming. Don't bother worrying about it, and fap at night to avoid such dreams.

At 5/10/08 02:59 PM, Sidorio wrote: Sorry, I can't hear you over the MASSIVE ORGASMS MY GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING IN THIS HUEG FUCKING ORGY GOING ON AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. Repeat it after I finish my beer.

How could someone have multiple orgasms at the same time?

Blood patelet? Is that when your body can't heal wounds?

Anyways, sucks, but you get to eat ice-cream without feeling bad about yourself!

At 5/9/08 03:29 PM, Talahar wrote: Just answer these questions

1) Your parents are coming up the stairs while you are enjoying yourself to your favorite porn. What do you do?

B) Tell your sister/brother that you will brb

2) You parents catch you looking at porn. It is:

A) Granny porn

3) For what reason would the mafia aproach you?

D) Because I am fucked.

4) The nukes are coming do you:

B) Go eat all the ice cream you can before it melts

5) If you became President of the United States, your first act will be to:

D) Stop doing drugs as they got you into this mess.

6) Your girlfriend/boyfriend left you. You:

D) Curl up into a little ball and go into your happy place.

7) Who is the next person that is going to call you?

C) E.T.

8) You are standing in the middle of a road. You can go East or West. What do you do?

D) I go North

9) Today is the big day at school. What is it?

D) The day you tell Ben Stein to shut the hell up cause that guy is absent!

10) Why did you answer these questions?

A) Because I needed a break between my porn

Ah. Might as well join in myself.

mr.wea@hotmail.com

Yay!

Awesome. I'll go check Tom's news-page now.

The car is thinner at the front. Problem solved. Please try again.

Hm. I hope he had made it comfy for him, with food and a little tv. If not, it would be a boring trip.

1. Get up
2. Shower
3. Eat breakfast
4. Bus to school
5. School for 6 hours.
6. Computer
7. Dinner
8. Computer/book
9. Bedtime

it's a very boring life..

Meh. I usually change my auras just so they fit with the current level-icon.

Yay, neutral!

I'm right here!

Also, just to prove that I actually read your topic: People don't care, because they tl;dr, because they wan't to get +1 post.

<3

IE is much slower, and much less secure than Firefox. Also, Firefox looks better.

Meh. Schools in Norway are pretty strict, but they don't require us to get uniforms.

At 2/14/08 01:17 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: She me the following rules...

1. No flirting with other girls.

So?

2. Drinking can only be done thrice a week and never before school.

Meh. Not so bad.

3. She has to know where I am every two hours.

What the heck?

4. I can only smoke weed twice a week and never before school, and not while I'm with her.

Why bother smoking weed at all?

5. I have to go to church with her at least once a month. (I'm agnostic)

Alright, as long as you don't have to actually pray...?

6. I have to show her all the porn I have in my computer and she'll delete the ones that she doesn't like.

Don't download porn. Use the internet

7. I have to see her at least four times a week spanning more than 15 hours.

Each meet being 3.75 hours is a little too much.

8. I have to eat with her twice a week.

That's not bad at all, is it?

9. I can't introduce her to my friends and she won't introduce me to hers.

Ok, what the fuck?

10. School work comes first before everything else.

It should be.

Copypasta lol

Please tell me it isn't.

That's just stupid. If the rules were so tight at my school, I would most likely be in jail right now!

I don't understand why people would bother making those sites. Firstly, we never get the chance to enter these sites, and the school rarely blocks anything.

Chainsaw. Noone is getting in arms reach. And I can throw the chainsaw at people for fun!

Why -- Would you do that? I can sort of understand taking your life, but fucking it up like that is nonsense!

Get Flash, and look at the many flash tutorials on the site.

5... I can't handle pain very well, but I have never taken any medicine for it.

Uhm.. Strange, yes, but is it a big problem?

At 5/8/08 01:27 PM, Necropolis123 wrote: Ah yeah, i have no idea what i did to get banned. I asked her what i'd done. She told me off for being a smartass. At which point i left and went to 3rd floor. lawl

Tell her to clarify excatly what you have done. She can't just ban you from parts of the school without any reason!

Meh. The most nice thing I have found was this lion-shaped knife. It was stuck under some rocks. Then I lost it.

Sex would be good. Like, really good. :D

Pretty random choose for an OH SNAP topic, but still awesome.

cowies! :3