I stand here today before all of you, to make a public apology to my girlfriend. She's active on this site altho i'm not, and she convinced me to sign up here. I can't get in touch with her any other way she won't answer my calls, im's or any comments on mysapce for 3 days. I'm lost without her i love you baby please forget about the argument, im willing to. I'm here crying now, in tears because if i don't get you back i'll be hollow forever, please dont ignore me baby, remember the good days

At 12/27/07 07:02 PM, Grammer wrote: lol FAGMENTUM

do i win?

I've had better.

At 12/27/07 07:04 PM, ZyklonB wrote: I am me, At least i think so

Oh right, yeah, now it's all coming back to me...

= /

At 12/27/07 06:57 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: Can't they think of a better name than 'poo-poo terrorist'?

The Excrement Avenger?

Who are you again?

Judging by your profile, this is the first time you've submitted audio. You have to wait for an audio mod to approve your submission before it'll show up. From what I've gathered the process can be pretty slow at times (especially now that the only relatively active audio mods are no longer so active) so just keep your patience about you and you should get a result soon.

At 12/25/07 11:43 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: It wasn't an insult to the OP or the thread.

Nor was my comment intended as an insult to you. You might have noticed I included a username at the end of my post. Much like the username contained in your initial post, the man behind the username in my post posed as a female on these same message boards. The 'ngnerd' part of my post was more aimed at myself, as HeinousDude was very much before your time.

At 12/25/07 11:30 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: You and Seizure-Dog should get together.

Obligatory mention of prior gender bending antics in an attempt to make myself look like a bigger ngnerd than others.

HeinousDude.

At 12/25/07 10:32 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote: I'm the most hardcore cross dressing dancing elf this side of Massachusetts.

Gahahaha. Cheesy as but I love it. One of the better Christmas gimmicks.

At 12/24/07 07:49 PM, LiveBreatheTom wrote: Anyone out there ever had or smelt lutefisk? It's pretty much some kind of pickled/preserved fish that is stringy, semi-transparent, and takes enough butter to make it slither down your throat that you're heart wants to commit suicide before getting all that cholesterol.

And that's a traditional dish? How can you stand that shit? Man if that were placed in front of me I'd imply everyone at the table was of an overweight nature and were born out of wedlock before making a hasty exit.

Either that or struggle through just enough to get them off my back, because you have to have a Plan B.

Oh, and happy holidays

This post made it all the more happier. At least the roast dinner express doesn't stop at struggletown.

At 12/24/07 07:41 PM, seruvath wrote: is it any good? i got it as a stocking stuffer but was thinking in trading it before opening it... usually movie-based games SUCK. anyone knows about this one through experience?

If you're into boringly repetitive games then you'll love it.

At 12/24/07 02:47 AM, KemCab wrote:

At 12/24/07 02:46 AM, TsukaharaAntariticus wrote: I'm afraid to look.

It's just two pies with a slice taken out.

dude some people just can't cope with that kind of thing ok settle down.

At 12/24/07 03:10 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote: That face is screaming "I'm going to rape you!"

I lolled so hard when I saw the mischief in his eyes.

Do more facial fun.

At 12/24/07 02:45 AM, Hedwick wrote:

At 12/24/07 02:43 AM, xXFarFlightXx wrote: But did you actually read the book?^^

No, and i never will.

Ah, the best way to substantiate an opinion. Well played.

At 12/22/07 09:39 PM, Dew wrote: I'd take the rock, for fear of it hitting loved ones. Seriously.

It's all well and good being the noble saviour, but it's a rock. We're not dealing with anything life threatening here. A bullet or a knife I could understand, but a rock? Sounds like you're either out to impress anyone around you or taking some kind of hero role far too seriously.

At 12/21/07 04:55 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Within the internet we have our special little sick group, we talk about anything we want, and laugh at anything we want. But in real life you cannot talk about "I loled when the black kid got smahed" or "12 kids are good to go". Simply because we have a working moral system... if you don`t abide by it you will be considered sick.

Or you could just keep the offensive stuff to yourself until you know a person well enough to be able to make a judgment on whether or not they'd feel comfortable with those kind of remarks.

And then if you know they wouldn't be comfortable with it, you say it anyway because it makes you hardcore and all the p33pz on the intarwebz will worship you.

At 12/12/07 01:29 AM, blamurai wrote:

At 12/12/07 01:23 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: I don't have a cold, but I do have sunburn.

lolsummer.

That is re-damn-diculous FIG..if i Step out side i could get frostbite

I moved in June to a colder part of the country (which isn't the best idea of a wintertime), so I've been freezing my ass off until about a month ago.

I done my time, there are benefits to reap. ^___________________^

At 12/11/07 09:15 PM, Darkside7000 wrote: I think it was us Australians that started that one.

What? Australians would be the LAST to treat their language so lazily.

Shit, 'scuse me, snag sangas are ready.

I don't have a cold, but I do have sunburn.

lolsummer.

Until tomorrow, when one of the however many Paltalk users who have access to your account post with it.

At 12/9/07 12:30 AM, RedCoin wrote: DG is banned for using an alt to get round a ban.

Oh come on. Surely that's not true. That's a ban that would actually make sense. None of that goes on around here.

KemCab and his antics > you and this piece of crap. He put more effort into that letter than nearly all of you do in 100 posts here. If more of you were like KemCab this forum wouldn't suck so much diseased cock.

At 12/8/07 10:56 PM, TOEZ wrote: 2. Just pay for a god damn validation code!! It's around $130 for one.

When I was having problems validating, a phone number was displayed on the screen. I called it and got my code for free.

But, y'know, I actually have a legitimate copy of the software.

At 12/8/07 10:54 PM, imfromnd wrote: yes and my thread got deleted!!!!!!

It's not coming back. Don't bother whinging.

At 12/8/07 09:34 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You can still get to the random movie by following THIS link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/random.
php

I set that as my homepage a month or two ago. It used to be the Portal straight up, but now that I've got EGSC my interest in blam/saves has been pretty much eliminated.

But yes, I also miss the random submission button. : (

At 12/7/07 09:42 PM, Dragonos wrote: Find me one idiotic poster with 10,000K posts.

10 million posts? That's almost the entire BBS in one account.

At 12/7/07 09:27 PM, Cpl-Sylux wrote: why do we feel the contant urge to explore far beyond what our limits can?

Curiosity. Imagine you were living a few millenia ago. No planes or boats. You can't tell me you wouldn't wonder what (if anything) is on the other side of the ocean.

At 12/7/07 01:48 AM, Peacekid wrote: everything seems like a dollar more than it should be

Ahaha, oh the days when a dollar would make all the difference. If you're finding it hard to get along in todays world you could try appealing to your parents to increase your allowance. I'm sure if you presented yourself in a sensible and mature fashion they might even let you have an extra scoop of ice cream with dessert.

Theres about 50 cardboard boxes on the side.

Cardboard boxes? At a RESTAURANT? Do they WANT to go out of business?

Their food is decent, but sometimes it feels really, really Chinese.

Man, fuck that. If I wanted Chinese food I'd go to a Chinese restaurant.

At 12/7/07 01:21 AM, Wtfpwn wrote: I believe that all feeling of sympathy roots back to feeling it for yourself. You're imagining what it must be like to be in person x's position. You're picturing them as yourself.

Wouldn't that be closer to empathy?

OP: Should have offered to go all Keith Richards on the ashes with him.

I've had a guy recognise NG while I was browsing it and then say "You've even got a NG shirt!" when seeing me in it some time later, but that doesn't really count. I should wear it when cruising through Melbourne some time, that'd probably be the closest area I'd get some random commenting. Or maybe Sydney when I'm on holidays.

OR MAYBE YOUR FACE.

At 11/21/07 12:57 PM, Twinsabre wrote: I remember when I was but a wee bairn growing up in the world of PS1 I would play Crash 2 and warped everyday ( wumpa bazooka ftw) SO it kinda stings to see crash going down the same road as sonic the hedgehog :/

Aye laddy, I feel your pain. It's funny though, I have a 9 year old brother who enjoys these new Crash games as much as we did the old ones. Much like new series' of classic cartoons, little IRL nubs don't know what they missed. = <