I feel the need to reiterate my previously stated sentiment.
My dear sirs:
I insist that you heed my advice and stick your cock inside of Canada's asshole and THRUST!
Thrust your engorged cocks in-n-out of stupid ass Canada's unsuspecting asshole whilst laughing.
While vigorously plunging your engorged man meat in and out of Canukia, I insist that you laugh at the top of your lungs and swear like a deranged, ex con sailor on a raping spree. Jack the land of the Maple leaf in the god damned ass as hard as you can for as long as you can. Do it for the lulz.
tl:dr fuck canada, lol