At 7/17/08 01:19 AM, Gagsy wrote:

Ah, but a cool dick!

Oh, okay.

At 7/17/08 01:20 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: To make the world better, I think we should nuke this one. That's what the US typically thinks, anyway.

Because when you are not from the US, you are immediately smarter than everybody in it, right? (To the inevitable idiot who is tempted to agree with this in a future post: fuck you)

You know, somehow I don't think that the US thinks, it being an abstract concept and incapable of thought, but if you were referring to the people, I don't believe that they would want the world to be destroyed in order to improve it.

I would buy a huge mansion and fill it with twenty thousand hookers.

At 7/17/08 12:57 AM, Homosecksual wrote: First to post with more than 100 Posts.

Insecure, much?

I mean, come on, just because I'm totally awesome and cool because I have over 1.5k doesn't mean I talk down to you lesser beings.

At 7/17/08 01:09 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:

as terrible as the naked brothers band

I... I beg your pardon? The who?

What a martyr.

At 7/17/08 01:02 AM, Gagsy wrote: Come on, he was the cool.

He was a dick.

I nominate the dude from Tron.

At 7/17/08 12:44 AM, jamboreen wrote:

At 7/17/08 12:41 AM, Extremewookie wrote: Snape kills Dumbledore, Harry marries Ginny, and Ron marries Hermione.

I love this site.

I less than three it too.

Snape kills Dumbledore, Harry marries Ginny, and Ron marries Hermione.

They would probably think I had injured my wrist and had some weird cast on.

At 7/16/08 08:15 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: you guys look like little bitches

I'm glad you broke series of tolerant, understanding messages. I was getting worried for a second.

At 7/17/08 12:05 AM, PapoSwing wrote: The tension is piling up.

I'm on the edge of my seat.

The great land of greed and materialism

At 7/16/08 11:38 AM, jenny-cadaver wrote:

At 7/16/08 11:35 AM, Extremewookie wrote: What the fuck? I was talking about France. Did you know everybody over there is gay?

In Soviet Russia, Gay is You!!!

Good thing I live in the US, then?

At 7/16/08 11:35 AM, mad-spyke wrote: ^__^ I are Proud
http://smouch.net/?sm=KS5

You shouldn't be. I fucking hate you.

Or you DRIVE! Ho ho ho ho ho, eh wot.

At 7/16/08 11:31 AM, NGCA wrote:

At 7/16/08 11:26 AM, Extremewookie wrote: You seem to be missing the point.

No, I get the point.
Puerto Rico sucks. Thanks for the evidence and what not. I appreciate this post.

As an American.

What the fuck? I was talking about France. Did you know everybody over there is gay?

You seem to be missing the point.

Yeah, you heard me. I hate it (them).

I have here my full report, compiled painstakingly over a half-hour:

Stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes stereotypes

So, here we have irrefutable proof that they're gay. But don't take my word for it: let me throw in a few Wikipedia articles showing some isolated incidents of idiocy which could've occurred just as easily in another nation.

It has also been brought to my attention that there are not nearly enough gross misspellings in this post, and as we all know looking like an idiot is the key to successful argumentation.

Here are a bunch of reasons why it is better to live where I live than in [Nation]:
-bigoted, baseless claim of intellectual/athletic/genetic superiority
-completely irrelevant fact that, while true, will not make my nation a better place to live
-I need more reasons, so I just think your nation is gay. I cannot think of better insults than gay.

Post your gripes about this nation of inferiors.

You are now a legendary warrior of awesome.

Why doesn't someone just address the question instead of talking about space like they're a fucking particle physicist?

Long story short: no one knows why we have gravity, though we perceive its effects. That's the point of particle accelerators - we're smashing particles in the hope of finding the particle that controls gravity. If we find the particle, it will be awesome.

Dude. Paragraphs, pl0x

I'm sorry, my fickle friends, but I must say that I would indeed engage in a sexual intercourse with that woman.

and I would like it.

At 7/9/08 01:32 PM, packerman wrote: I always get sunburned at the beach no matter if I put the sun tan lotion 2 or 3 times. What can I do besides using a different sunscreen and putting on a shirt.

Nothing. Use a different sunscreen and put on a shirt.

Just thought I'd depress the majority of you by reminding you that you have to read books and write about them this summer, as usual.

You can, however, take refuge in the fact that you probably only have a few books to read, whereas I have seven long (Fountainhead long) books to read.

How many books do you have on your wimpy lists, comrades?

Yeah, I think everyone under the age of seventeen should die. Last year I thought everyone under the age of sixteen should die.

I'm a tad over average, which happens over the summer. Then I lose it during the school year, and it all begins again in summer.

At 7/8/08 08:35 PM, FatManExtraLarge wrote: Pretty weird when the GameMaster is high

Do tell.

At 7/8/08 08:52 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote:

Anybody else see this?

Nope, you've been hacked.

At 7/8/08 08:35 PM, superblop1 wrote: I just realized how much i liked one of my good friends. But I cant say anything to her because shes going out with someone. Any suggestions? please.

Wait out her relationship with the other guy and make your move, tiger.

Either that, or put on a leather jacket, fight the dude, and get the girl. Roll credits.