At 7/24/08 11:41 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Oh, crap. I just thought of something. If you have a ball itch, but you also have a boner, does that count as masturbation?

Har

At 7/24/08 11:32 PM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: official

lol

At 7/24/08 09:24 PM, Hebzzz wrote:

Leave his dad out of this will ya ?

My dad is an extremely intelligent man, and I have nothing but respect for him. The fact is that you know nothing about him, though your statement has spoken volumes about your own maturity.

At 7/24/08 09:23 PM, Powdar wrote: How do you know it was the bum, though?

Just a guess. I would rather say bum than "mysterious individual."

Just a neat story I thought you guys might enjoy. TL;DR at the end. For the record, this happened yesterday.

My family's car alarm woke me up in the middle of the night, but I was so drowsy that I was in my completely apathetic mood - you know the feeling.

I had to wake up early to go somewhere, so I hopped in the car with my mom. Immediately, we noticed an unfamiliar smell. My mom said that perhaps the rain had ruined some of the car's upholstery, but I thought it to be the unmistakable smell of cigarettes.

I was about to yield to my mom, seeing as no one in my family smokes, but I looked down, and on the floor of the car near the passenger's seat were a pack of cigs and a Chinese knock-off of a Swiss Army knife.

Indeed, it seemed as though the local bum* needed a place to get out of the rain to have a smoke (and probably a drink), and was so intoxicated that he forgot a couple of possessions. I'm actually kind of glad he broke into the car. Nothing was stolen and I got a free knife out of it. Can't complain, really. I didn't call the police because he didn't really do much with the car except afflict it with the smell of cigarettes, which will probably wear off in a few days.

TL;DR - Bum left his stuff in my family's car and I got a knife out of it.

*Yes, we have a local bum.

Insecurity ftw.

You, sir, are a douche.

At 7/23/08 04:58 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: another obese geek... *sigh*

Another insecure dick... *sigh*

At 7/23/08 06:25 PM, badfurrykitty wrote:

At 7/23/08 06:23 PM, Error wrote: All the members are little modworshippers and tools

That explains the level pics

Lol.

Whore. Her show sucks, anyway. Fuck you, Disney.

At 7/22/08 01:02 AM, AdairTishler wrote: Jump off the Empire State Building. then after I hit the ground, get up and walk away like nothing just happened.

My thoughts exactly. I would make a big thing out of it, though. You know... stand up, brush myself off, shout something corny like "Well that wasn't the elevator," and walk off.

Ha ha! Funny!

Probz Jesus

At 7/20/08 12:15 PM, Ungar wrote: Interesting.

Most interesting indeed, my good man.

Stop!

Hammertime

So at last you have learned the secret location of my command center.

At 11/8/07 10:28 AM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: stupidest post ever

You are correct, yours was the stupidest post ever. Spot on, eh wot.

Hard decision..... maybe I'd pick A and do nothing at all, just to piss them off.

I like room temperature pizza the best, actually.

I went over a friend's house Thursday, but I was just out yesterday for driver's ed and then some other menial task.

This reminds me of the Kenan and Kel episode where they hung the "Kenan loves Brian" sign on the Sears Tower.

With this relevant information, go, emboldened, to glory.

At 7/20/08 01:44 AM, soulblud wrote: "thou who go here are brainwashed fools" that good enuf for ya?

Why doesn't thou shut his fucking mouth?

Sounds good. What the hell was it, again?

At 7/19/08 07:03 PM, Xanthom wrote: At least you didn't get fingerprinted and all that crap like I had for threatening someone with a knife.

Well aren't you cool

The original is just as retarded as the modern series. We just can't look back on the modern one with nostalgia.

At 7/19/08 06:36 PM, eMoKitten wrote:

At 7/19/08 06:35 PM, Extremewookie wrote: Well, this is a pretty stupid thread.

so are u so now help me by voting 0 on it

I love how you call me stupid then ask for my help. I fived it btw.

Well, this is a pretty stupid thread.

I haven't had a pop-up in years

Sorry, we're all insecure and think poetry is gay.

I have some e-friends, but it is a shame that they can come and go so easily.