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Response to: Bleh, I've given up Posted June 24th, 2013 in General

At 6/24/13 06:19 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 6/24/13 06:13 PM, ExtraordinaryTerrest wrote: You specifically mentioned sexual interests as one of the reasons in your op.

That sounds pretty sexual to me.
Are you implying that you have to be in a relationship with someone to have casual sex with them?

Regardless, friends aren't supposed to be clones of yourself.
I never said clones. I don't think you understand how uncommon and outlandish my tastes and interests are. I've only met a couple people that come anywhere near being able to relate to me.

Do you have friends?
Lots of them. And only half of them share the same interests as me.

I don't have to be exactly like someone to be friends with them. I would just prefer if we had some things in common so we have something to talk about.

If you've got lots of friends, and casual sex partners, what the fuck is the issue? You're buddies aren't into the same niche shit you are; but isn't that what the internet is for?

I know I don't know anything about you, or your life; but that sounds like an alright set up to me, friend.

Response to: Bleh, I've given up Posted June 24th, 2013 in General

At 6/24/13 06:10 PM, Xenomit wrote: Everyone keeps thinking I specifically meant someone to be in a relationship with

I really should have cleared that up in the op

You specifically mentioned sexual interests as one of the reasons in your op.

That sounds pretty sexual to me.

Regardless, friends aren't supposed to be clones of yourself.

Do you have friends?

Response to: Shrooms Trip Sharing Posted June 24th, 2013 in General

At 6/24/13 05:50 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 6/24/13 05:50 PM, ExtraordinaryTerrest wrote: LSD is superior.
Why only use one when you can use 'em all?

Good point.

At 6/24/13 05:59 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
At 6/24/13 05:50 PM, ExtraordinaryTerrest wrote: LSD is superior.
Depends on the chemist. Crappy cooks will give you bunk shit with arsenic and paint thinner in it.

Scumbags will simply order cheap knockoffs from the black market and sell you cheap designer drugs that mimic LSD.

Mushrooms can't be cut, and as long as your guy is respectable, they're safer than LSD.

Fuck it man, live risky. Mushrooms taste like pure dog shit anyhow.

I'm not saying mushrooms aren't the absolute bomb diggity; but I've found acid to be much more enjoyable.

Response to: Family Posted June 24th, 2013 in General

They're fucking insane.

I am less so.

I think.
Response to: Bleh, I've given up Posted June 24th, 2013 in General

You're not supposed to fucking date yourself you know.

Different people aren't so bad. Who knew!

Mutz.

Response to: America's Obession with the Irish Posted June 24th, 2013 in General

I've often thought the same thing. I've noticed even I do it. I seem suspiciously proud of my Irish heritage, and I have no idea why.

Response to: Shrooms Trip Sharing Posted June 24th, 2013 in General

LSD is superior.

Response to: Becoming a Flash Animator Posted June 18th, 2013 in Animation

Going to college for it would be great. Fantastic even. But it's only really necessary for the professional side of things. Don't wait until you're amazing to start churning out material.

Watch a shitload of tutorials, read The Animator's Survival Kit, practice drawing as much as you can, and get to work!

You don't have to be amazing right off the bat. I think flash is a real learn as you go type of thing. If you've got ideas, don't sit on them for too long. Get to animating!

Have fun, and good luck!

Also, an NG search for "Animation Advice" could help. I'm sure you'll find a lot of information more helpful than my own.

Response to: Hi, I'm Not New Posted June 11th, 2013 in General

I disagree.

Response to: A real Newgrounds love story! Posted June 4th, 2013 in General

Actually a great thread. A real feel-good story.

Good luck to you both!

Response to: God get ur shit together! Posted May 29th, 2013 in General

You can't fathom the kink of god.

Frisky business
Response to: Ask a 24 year old failure anything. Posted May 26th, 2013 in General

Where do babies come from?

Response to: Meeting Stan Lee Posted May 26th, 2013 in General

For five hundred buckaroos, I expect some nudes.

Response to: Would You Live in Turkey? Posted May 26th, 2013 in General

At 5/26/13 06:55 AM, ExtraordinaryTerrest wrote: One of the worlds capital cities of the sex slave trade...

... I'M IN.

I meant to say nations.

Don't hurt me please!

Response to: Would You Live in Turkey? Posted May 26th, 2013 in General

One of the worlds capital cities of the sex slave trade...

... I'M IN.

Response to: Seeing all medals from flashgames Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

Summon the devil.

You'll need access to two chicken gullets, period blood of a virgin, a lonesome crossroad, and a McDouble.

Response to: summer jobs :/ Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

It can be. Depends on where you live really.

Response to: when i eat doritos Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

You're not based at all

Response to: Real fat people Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

Don't feel bad OP.

They're getting paid, and they're probably banging Courtney love... which is, something.

Response to: Telemarketers are so retarded Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

I've found it... The dumbest thread on newgrounds...

IT'S BEAUTIFUL
Response to: insomia Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

Bath salts yo.

Response to: Condom Snorting? What the hell! Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

This is why sex-ed is important guize.

Response to: do you believe in ghosts Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

Neat tale brother.

Response to: It's really loud here Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

You will get used to it. Trust me.

The house I've been living in for the past few years is literally surrounded by bars, 4 of them, and it's on a very busy road.

You adjust to the commotion.

Response to: new animator needs guidance Posted May 8th, 2013 in Animation

Also, check out this dude. He's got a series of great flash tutorials if you're not sure what to do.

And Drawing With Jazza is pretty damn useful.

Response to: Beginner wanting some guidance Posted May 8th, 2013 in Animation

If you're new, and not sure what to do, video tutorials are the best place to start.

If you're going to go with flash as your animation choice, this guy, lilredheadcomics, has some great tutorials for flash. Honestly, this dude taught me how to animate. He might not be a great animator, and his voice can get pretty annoying, and he tends to ramble, but he knows his shit.

Also, another great flash tutorial series Drawing With Jazza is a great tutorial series.

Also, a must have for every animator is the book Animators Survival Kit, by Richard Williams. If you plan on animating seriously, you must give this book a read. It's so tremendously helpful it's hard to summarize really.

Good luck friend, and I hope animation keeps your interest.

:BTW
:Don't let the price tag on flash scare you. There are ways around these things... If you catch my drift.

Response to: new animator needs guidance Posted May 8th, 2013 in Animation

At 5/8/13 12:34 AM, gdtimez wrote: hi new grounds im new to animating, but ive been a fan of NG for a long time so i finally made an account and made my first submission, its also my first flash animation ever, please check it out here
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/617233
any and all advice is welcome (good or bad), i didnt even try to lip sync because thats just beyond me, any tips? and any one who wants to work together hit me up ^.^ i trust this community to make me a great animator.

This isn't so bad for a first. I'm not a great animator myself, so I don't really have any expert advice for you, sorry.

But, I do have one great resource every animator should have. It's called The Animators Survival Kit, by Richard Williams.

This is a must read for anyone looking to seriously delve into animation. Good luck friend, and have fun!

Response to: your opinion on the world Posted April 27th, 2013 in General

It's alive, and it's trying to kill us.

:SO WE MUST STRIKE FIRST

Response to: Is this a cool story? Posted April 26th, 2013 in General

Does this story happen to be an autobiography?

Response to: i got sentenced to probation Posted April 16th, 2013 in General

At 4/16/13 10:34 PM, VJF wrote: Do kids these days really see the more days you missed from school as a "badge" of some kind or something? Good luck on your future job as a janitor cleaning up piss and shit probably at the same school you attended after you don't graduate OP.

don't cut yourself on that edge