that can happen. i try to stay out of fights usually, but if someone hits me, i do my best to rip them apart.

hurt their eyeballs!

Name him TzTok-Jad so he grows up to be an ugly red monster and kills everyone.

well, to be cool in today's society, you must be as generic as possible. you should wear clothes of the most neutral shade of gray possible, the one exactly between black and white, and they should be of the plainest style. you should listen to a buzzing noise instead of music. you should stare at a wall for fun, and your favorite meal should be paper and water.

yep, that's what it takes to be cool now, you gotta be a mindless clone looking and acting like everyone else. im proud to say im not a generic clone, therefore im not cool. i like dirtbiking, not cool. i like the beatles, and pink floyd, not cool. i like pie... that one is cool, but only because pie is so undeniably awesome that it's impossible not to like it.

i say do whatever you want.

so...

like this?

how do people type in gray text in their posts? i don't mean when they are quoting, i mean that people can actually say stuff in gray text, their own words. i know it's probably a stupid question, but i really want to know.

simple, ur female and proud to drive a Volvo.

At 5/1/08 01:59 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

The bad: The fact that I didn't exactly felt like I fit in at school with anyone, really. Or that Math 11 was probably the worst class I've ever had EVER, from kindergarten to grade 12. I cried in class after getting my math mark back on a test, and I've also cried during a test when I realised that I didn't know ANYTHING on that test.

Sounds like you worry a little too much about tests. in truth, they dont help you at all. do tests make you smarter? do they actually prove what you know? i honestly dont believe they work. everytime im in history class i get an F on every test the teacher gives me. i honestly do try my hardest, but i can never get most of the answers right. usually the teacher asks me a few of the questions the next day in class just to mess with me, and oddly enough, i always answer them right without giving them much thought when he asks them. tests don't work, they are nothing to worry about, unless paper cuts scare you to the point of tears.

At 4/30/08 11:11 PM, Brownie210 wrote: Wah, wah, wah. I'm angry because I can't sit around all day with my friends doing nothing.

im envious of your unrivaled maturity.

ive always wondered, what makes the bible more credible than any other book? for all anyone knows, it could have been written as a fiction book.

At 4/30/08 09:17 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: How does Nene translate to Neen?

second E is silent, so u actually say the first one as E.

At 4/30/08 10:50 PM, Elecmonkey wrote: In my opinion, school's alright I guess. Sometimes it just gets really, really boring and it becomes hard to snap out of it and listen to the teacher. Other times the teachers are pretty cool, I guess I'm kinda lucky. What I like about school? Well I like meeting up with friends, it gives me something to do during my time, and although I may think that somethings are useless to learn, I just gotta stick with it. And what I hate is how sometimes it gets so boring and you can't really do anything about it. And some teachers are pretty harsh.

So Newgrounds, what is the good, the bad, and the ugly about your school?

good: it's right next to an italian grocery store. deli ftw!

bad: boring and pointless, i have better stuff to do with my time.

ugly: demands conformity, hard work with nothing in return, and you can be put in jail for doing things there that wouldnt get you so much as a ticket if you did them in front of a cop.

beards are awesome. that's why i dug up Dumbledore and stole his beard. really, i did. besides... salad fingers looks better with a beard.

probably the same way that bugs walk up walls. magic.

well, if perfectionists really bother you, just kill them. or, if you would prefer not to go to prison, you can just tell them that they have one eye a few millimeters above the other. should cause suicide.

hmmmm... have you cloned yourself?

At 4/21/08 03:27 PM, MasterCritic wrote: As for calling for an Ambulance, A doctor and the Police...come'on people. A doctor has to confirm he is dead...that's just the way it goes, the paramedics can do this but he still has to be confirmed by a doctor. and it is now a crime scene so the police have to be called to get all the info from people and start researching the suicide.

what exactly makes it a crime scene? what was the crime? he killed himself and no one else. nothing illegal in that, is there? in fact, plenty of people would have killed off some of the crowd before killing themselves, the fact that he was a politician makes it even more impressive that he didn't.

not exactly scary, but pretty gross. wish i hadn't seen that NOW of all times tho... i have the flu or something...

At 4/30/08 10:45 PM, MarkWhite wrote: Well, first of all it prepares you for working. You have a uniform in both work and school and you take orders in both too (unless you become self-employed). It also prepares you for society, as you follow the rules in education, so you must follow the laws of the land to the letter. In a school, you will be given a punishment for standing in the hall, so too, will police arrest you for loitering. This is just one example, but there are many parallels.

If you are fortunate enough to be a gifted young fellow, you can follow a career in letters.

so i must spend most of my time preparing to spend the rest of my life working and following trivial rules? im afraid i dont see the value in that, it isnt the life i want.

At 4/28/08 05:18 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Well isnt school the centre-point of every single teenagers life? Socializing and just the general education to not become a dumbass will prove useful in the future. Its where you make friends and the grades you get is important for jobs and getting into university for a degree.

why do they get to decide the center-point of my life?

hit him over the head with a rock. it doesnt have to be a big rock, any size will work (within reason) it works great.

At 4/29/08 03:46 PM, Obvious-M wrote: School IS useless, don't believe me? Watch BIG starring Tom Hanks, basically the kid becomes like CEO of some toy company over night, has sex and makes millions.

i still cant figure out how they turned tom hanks into a kid... maybe he's a witch... BURN TOM HANKS, HE'S A WITCH!

At 4/30/08 02:16 PM, Warlock357 wrote:

At 4/30/08 01:39 AM, EvilVulture wrote:

it was the first time i ever wanted to kill. i wanted to see blood spill out. i wanted revenge.

You need help. Despite what you may believe yourself, youre not a warhero. In fact, i dont recognize warheroes as heroes. there are things so horrible you dont wanna speak about it, ever. The way you spread it around like that and even on a forum like newgrounds with people you know wont care, you sure arent convincing.

lol, no im not. what i was talking about had nothing to do with war. im really bad at explaining things.

At 4/30/08 06:55 AM, davidofmk771 wrote: Tom is a racist.

if tom was racist, would he have ever made Darnell in the first place?

i like Runescape. some don't and i respect your veiws and hope you do the same for me.

but NG is wayyy better than Funorb. so much more interesting stuff here. got bored with funorb in an hour.

you dare question a teacher? don't you know that teachers are the ones who MADE the organs in the animals and wrote the laws of physics? well, i cant stay here too long, i gotta do my homework. off to pray to my teachers... same as every night...

it may be to you, but not to me. dont get me wrong, not to say i don't think it's quite sad, but ive seen more of the evil in the world than most have, so i dont feel that it's right to judge what the saddest thing ever is. there are worse things than random acts of violence, imagine if the soldier that had killed his mother was a friend of theirs who they trusted. ive actually expereanced something similar to that. no one died, but in my case it turned my parents against me when i was only 9. it made them hate me, even if they didn't want to, it's human nature.

:it was the first time i ever wanted to kill. i wanted to see blood spill out. i wanted revenge.

i know how evil the world is, i dont trust anyone, and i always have at least a knife with me, usually 2, sometimes more. i would't hesitate to kill someone in a kill or be killed situation, most would even if they deny it, but maybe im crazy, maybe i just know more than most. what you saw in that video, im sorry to say, is not as uncommon as you hope and think it is. and you might think that in my case, its much less severe than when someone actually dies, and i understand that it would make sense that it would be. but it isnt, death can be let go in your mind, the scars it leaves in your mind fade over time, but if your own parents actually hate you and won't even admit it to you, that's far worse than death. the 2 people you thought you could trust with anything turned against you by a friend trying to line their pockets.

i might be evil. i might be not. i have hatred, something most take for granted. am i really a bad person for wanting to kill? many people say i am. its made me hate them too, i hate religion, it turns people against me, at least the ones who really know me. my parents arent really religious, so i suppose i should be thankful for that, but as to the rest who are and use it against me, they can go to hell. just as they say i will for understanding how the world really is.

:is there a god? he never gave me a reason to believe in him, or to worship him. if he exists, why has he never helped me if he expects so much in return? maybe he's just like the rest of them, wanting more than they deserve.

he's actually a bit busy right now... i think i saw him pouring gas on the portal.

At 4/29/08 04:01 PM, KidnPlay wrote: i play runescape...thats y i hate my self

nah, im sure you have much better reasons.

well, right now i have 2 A+'s, 3 A-'s, and 1 B (history b'cuz i hate it most)

and i do think school is useless. its about memory, not learning things. you just gotta remember it for long enough to get a good grade. teachers dont give a [damn, shit, fecies. pick one] about actual learning. and the entire concept is crazy anyway even if we did learn anything. think about it. in a world governed by the laws of physics who goes to a specific place just to learn about specific things at specific times for 1/3 of almost every day? doesn't make sense...

btw, what does 10:00 mean to you exactly?